• Husband-Wife Funnies

    Hubby Ke Birthday Par Wife Ne Pucha: Kya Gift Chahiye Tumhe???
    Hubby: Tum Mujhe Pyar Karo, Izzat Karo Aur Mera Kehna Maano... Bas Yahi kaafi hai.
    Wife, Kuch Der Soch Ke: Nahin, Main Toh Gift Hi Dungi.

    Ek Marwadi Ne Shadi Mein Damad Ko CHESS Board Gift Diya.
    Damad: Yeh Kya ?
    Marwadi: Badi Tamanna Thi ki Beti Ko Shadi Mein HATHI, GHODE, UNTH, NAUKAR-CHAKAR Dun, Aaj Meri Iccha Puri Ho Gayi !!!

    Why do most indian women request 4 the same husband in the next life???
    Arre... Itni Mehnat Se Trained Kiya Hai... Waste Thodi Jaane Denge!

    Wife: Aap Bangkok Jaate Ho Toh Mujhe Kyon Nahin LE Jaate???
    Husband: Arrey Pagli, Jab Restaurant Mein Jaate Hain Toh Tiffin Thode Na Le Ke Jaate Hain!!!!

    Pati: Tum Hamesha Mera - Mera Karti Ho, Mera Beta, Mera Ghar, Meri Car. Tumhe 'Hamara' Kehna Chahiye.
    Ab Almari Mein Kya Dhoond Rahi Ho...???

    Wife: Hamara Petticoat...!!!
  • Drunken Driving

    Santa Aur Banta Daaru Pee Ke ghar Jaa Rahe The.

    Tabhi Santa Chillya: Oye Banta, Deewar... Abe Saamne Dekh Deewar Hai.... MArwayega Kya, Oye! Kar Kya Raha Hai Yaar???? Dekh Aagey Deewar Hai...

    Dhadaaaaam! and They Hit The Wall.

    The Next day in the hospital Santa asked Banta: Harami, Thukwa Diya Na. Kab Se Keh Raha Tha Deewar Hai, Deewar Hai, Deewar Hai... Saale Sun Hi Nahi Raha Tha. Tujhe Ek Baar Bhi Khayaal Nahin Aaya Ki Gharwale Intezaar Kar Rahe Honge? Gharwalon Aur Bbachchon Per Kya Beetegi? Aur Agar Hum Mar Jaate Toh Gharwalon Ka Kya Hota???? Bol Ab Daarubaaz... Bolta Kyun Nahi Hai Kutte, Sharaabi ???

    Banta Karahte Hue: Oye Santa... Gaadi Mein Nahin Tu Chala Raha Tha... Sharaabi, Bevde...!!!
  • Suicide... Suicide...

    Ek Wife Ne Subah Uthte Hi Apne Pati Ko Pankhe Se Rassi Baandhte Dekha, Toh Ghabrakar Pucha: Arey, Yeh Aap Kya Kar Rahe Ho???

    Husband Ne Dukhi Swar Mein Kaha: Mein Teri Roz Roz ki Naye Kapde Dilaane Ki Pharmaish Se Tang Aa Gaya Hun, Isliye Suicide Kar Raha Hun.

    Ye Sunte Hi Wife Ne Zor Zor Se Rona Start Kar Diya, Aur Boli: Jaatey Jaatey Ek White Suit Toh Dilwa Do, Varna Terahvin Pe Kya Pehanungi????
  • Sunnny Leone in a Sabzi Market

    Sunny Leone: Mujhe Koi aisi Sabzi Do Jiske 7 Phaayde Hon !

    Sabziwaala: Ye Lo Madam Gajar !!!

    1..: Pasand Aaye Toh Aloo Matar Ke Saath Paka Lena... Warna...

    2. Juice Bana Ke Pe Sakti Ho... Nahi Toh...

    3. Salad Bana Sakti Ho... Ye Bhi Na Theek Lage Toh...

    4. Gaajar Ka Halwa Bana Lena... Nahi Toh...

    5. Chinese Noodles Mein Daal Lena... Aisa Bhi Nahi Toh Phir...

    6. Murabba Bana Sakte Ho... Aur Agar Ye Bhi Na Pasand Aaye Toh...

    7. Achaar Bana Lena !!!

    Bhai !!! Jo Tu Dhoond Raha Hai Woh Yahan Nahin Milga...
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