• Banta in a Job Hunt

    Banta Ek Job Ke Liye Interview Dene Gaya. Vaise Naukri Already Boss Ke Saale Ko Mil Chuki Thee Par Formality Ke Liye Interview Jaroori Tha Isliye Aise Sawaal Pucche Ja Rahe The Jinka Kol Matlab Nahin Tha. Apne Banta Ko Bulaya Gaya Interview Ke Liye.

    Interviewer: Aap Nadi Ke Beech Mein Ek Boat Par Ho Aur Apke Paas 2 Cigarettes Ke Alawa Kuch Bhi Nahin Hai. Apko Ek Cigarette Jalana Hai, Kaise Jalaoge ???

    Banta: Sir Iske 3-4 Solutions Ho Sakte Hain.

    Interviewer Shocked Lekin Kahaan: Achcha!!! Theek Hai Batao!!!

    Banta Ke Out Of The World Answers:
    Take One Cigarette and Throw it in the Water. So the boat will become LIGHTER...... using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette.

    Interviewer: Kya Bakwas Hai.

    Banta's Another solution:
    You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette.

    Interviewer: Stupid!!!!

    Banta: Sir one more Solution: Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop (TIP, TIP, TIP...)

    Interviewer: Abey Bewakoof, Us Se Kya Hoga???

    Banta: Sir Aapne Wo Gaana Nahin Suna 'TIP TIP Barsa Pani, Pani Ne Aag Lagayee', Us Aag Se Humne Cigarette Jalayee...

    Banta: Sir If that was not enough, I have one more solution: Start praising one cigarette, the other will get jealous and 'Jalney Lagega'.

    Interviewer Impressed... Saale Ko Maaro Goli, Naukri Banta Ko Hee De Dete Hain.
  • Pati, Patni Aur Patient...

    Patient: Doctor Sahab, Jaldi Kuch Karo, Mere Pairon Par Ek Aurat Ne Gaadi Chadha Di.

    Doctor Ne Usko Achche Se Check Kiya, Aur Paaya Ki Bahut Hi Mamuli Si Chot Hai, Par Mareez Ghabraya Hua Hai!

    Doctor Bola: Oh! Bhai Operation Karna Padega, Bahut Kharcha Aayega... Taiyaar Ho?

    Mareez: Kuchh Bhi Karo, Jaldi Karo. Kameeni Ne Mara Hua Soch Kar Uthaya Bhi Nahin!!

    Itne Mein Doctor Ki Biwi Ka Phone Aa Gaya.

    Doctor: Hellooo...

    Biwi: Hello Ko Maro Goli! Main Ek Musibat Mein Phas Gayi Hun, Jaldi Se Koi Raasta Batao.

    Doctor: Kaisi Musibat???

    Biwi: Maine Car Chalate Hue Ek Aadmi Ko Takkar Maar Di Aur Vo Shayad Mar Gaya Hai.

    Doctor: Aadmi Ne Kapde Kaise Pehen Rakhe The?

    Biwi: Hari T-shirt Aur Black Pant.

    Doctor: Oh! To Us Ko Tumne Maara Hai? Police Khooni Ko Talaash Karti Hui Ghoom Rahi Hai.

    Biwi: Toh Ab Mein Kya Karun?

    Doctor: Karna Kya Hai... 4-6 Mahine Ke Liye Maikey Chali Jao, Jaldi.

    Patni: Theek Hai Jaa Rahi Hoon.

    Mareez: Doctor Ji, Karo Na Kuch!

    Doctor: Bhai Kuch Nahin Hua Hai Tujhe... Yeh Piase Pakad Aur 4-5 Beer Le Aaa Jaldi Se... Dono Piyenge... Aur Haan, Please Ye Hari T-shirt Nikaal Ke Jaa.
  • Bas Kar Khan

    Ek Pathan Ke 3 Bachche Hue, Usne Unke Naam Rakhe:
    1) Hasrat Khan
    2) Harkat Khan
    3) Barkat Khan

    2 Saal Baad Uske Yahan Phir 3 Bachche Hue, Usne Is Baar Unke Naam Rakhe:
    1) Dariya Khan
    2) Samandar Khan
    3) Sailaab Khan

    Next Time Phir Se 3 Bachche Hue Aur Is Baar Naam The:
    1) Himmat Khan
    2) Housla Khan
    3) Bardasht Khan

    Har Baar Ki Tarah Jab Is Baar Bhi Uske Yahan 3 Bachche Hue Toh Is Baar Naam Biwi Ne Rakhe:
    1) Bas Kar Khan
    2) Sharam Kar Khan
    3) Reham Kar Khan.....
  • Sabse bada kaun?

    Ek Sharabi full tight hokar ghar jaa raha tha. Raaste me mandir ke baahar pujari dikha. Sharabi ne pujari se poocha, "Sabse bada kaun?"

    Pujaari ne peecha chudane ke liye kaha, "Mandir Bada."

    Sharabi bola, "Mandir bada toh dharti pe kaise khada?" Pujari: "Dharti badi."

    Sharabi, "Dharti badi toh Sheshnaag pe kyun khadi?"

    Pujari: "Sheshnaag bada."

    Sharabi: "Sheshnaag bada toh Shiv ke gale me kyon pada?" Pujari: "Shiv bada."

    Sharabi: "Shiv bada toh Parbat par kyon khada?"

    Pujari: "Parbat bada."

    Sharabi: "Parbat bada toh Hanuman ki ungli pe kyon pada?"

    Pujari: "Hanuman bada." Sharabi: "Hanuman bada toh Ram ki charno me kyon pada?"

    Pujari: "Ram bada."

    Sharabi: "Ram bada toh Ravan ke piche kyun pada?"

    Pujari: "Arey mere baap tu bata kaun bada?"

    Sharabi, "Is duniya me woh bada jo puri bottle pee ke apni taango pe khada!!!"
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