• Dummy Partner

    Once Mrs. Aggarwal was being cross examined in Court by a lawyer.

    Mrs. Aggarwal had said that she was a partner in her husband's firm, but the lawyer of the opposite party was trying to prove that she was only a dummy partner (for reducing income tax).

    The lawyer kept asking her what exactly she did for the firm.

    At first she hee'd and hawed, but ultimately, when the lawyer kept repeating his question, she said in exasperation: Tum Itne Bewaqoof Vakeel Ho.... Itna Bhi Na Samajh Paye? Mera Kaam Hai Firm Ke Liye Partners Produce Karna.
  • Oh My God!!!

    Ek Ameer Aurat Apni Kuch Problems Ke Chalte Ek Baba Ji Ke Paas Pahunchi Aur Unko Apni Problems Batayi.

    Baba Ji Ne Us Aurat Ki Saari Problems Ko Bade Hi Dhyaan Se Suna Aur Phir Bole: Beta... Chinta Karne Waali Ki Koi Baat Nahin Hai... In Sabhi Problems Ka Hal Ho Jayega... Lekin Kuch Kharch Ayega.

    Aurat: Kitna Kharch Ayega Baba Ji?

    Baba: Mein Tumse Jyada Toh Nahin Le Sakta. Puranon Ke Anusaar Hamare Kul 33 Crore Devi-Devta Hain... Tum Sabke Naam Se Bas Ek-Ek Paisa Daan Kar Do.

    Aurat Ne Man Hi Man Mein Calculate Kiya Toh Baba Ke Hisaan Se Kul 33 Lakh Lage Jayenge. Lekin Vo Bhi Kaafi Tez Thi... Jhat Se Boli: Theek Hai Baba Ji... Aap Baari-Bari Se Sabka Naam Lete Jaiye Mein Ek-Ek Paisa Rakhti Jaungi.

    Baba Ji Abhi Bhi Behosh Hain...
  • Shradhanjali Sandesh

    Condolence in future will be like this...

    Jaane Wala Bahut Hi Achcha Insaan Tha,

    Hamesha Online Rehta Tha,

    Har Ek Ki Request Accept Kar Leta Tha,

    Kabhi Bhi Apne Comments Se Kisi Ko Takleef Nahi Di,

    Iss Ki Posts Badi Hee Jandaar Aur Mazedaar Hoti Thee,

    Bade Dil Ka Malik Tha, Kabhi Kisi Ko Block Nahi Kiya,

    Dosto Ki Selfies Dil Khol Kar Like Karta Tha, Aur Bahut Hee Achche Comments Deta Tha,

    Ameero Se Share Aur Ghareebo Ko Tag Kiya Karta Tha,

    Jab Maut Aayi Tab Bhi Facebook Per Hi Baitha Hua Tha.

    Bohat Hi Achcha Aur Logon Se Ghulne-Milne Wala Banda Tha.

    Uski DP (Display Picture) Hum Sab 13 Days Tak Apne Group Main Lagayenge...! Yahi Hamari Sacchi Shradhanjali Hogi..!!!
  • Alia Bhatt Hails Rio Heroes

    After the closing ceremony of Rio 2016, Alia Bhatt called up Navjot Singh Siddhu and said: Ek Cricketer Hokar Bhi Aapne Badminton Mein Silver Medal Jeet Liya. Hats off to you SIDDHU Sir... Tussi Great Ho! Best wishes!!!
    Siddhu has stopped laughing.

    Then she called up M.S. Dhoni and said: Wah! Husband Cricket Mein World Cup Laya Aur Ab Wife Olympic Mein Bronze Medal... Aur Woh Bhi Wrestling Mein. Congrats to SAKSHI...
    Dhoni is thinking to take retirement from ODIs also now.

    Yet not over...
    She called up director Ketan Mehta and said: DEEPA Ji Thode Ke Liye Reh Gayi.... Varna Gymnastics Mein Bhi India Ko Medal Mil Jaata. Congrats for having such a flexible wife. Better luck next time Ketan Ji.
    Ketan Mehta is in ICU now.
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