• Short but Hilarious

    Boy: I Love You!
    Girl: Agar Main Bhi Ttumse I Love You Kahun Toh??
    Boy: Main Toh Khushi Se Marrr Jaaunga.
    Girl: Jaa Pagle, Nahi Kehti... JEE Le Apni Zindagi...

    Boy: Tum Ladki Ho Ke Sharaab Peeti Ho???
    Awesome reply by girl: Toh Kya 2-4 Peg Ke Liye Gender Change Karwaun ???

    Operation Ke Baad Patient Bola: Doctor Sahab! Kya Ab Main ROG MUKT Hun?
    Samne Se Jawab Mila: Beta! Doctor Sahab Toh Dharti Par Rah Gaye, Main Toh CHITR GUPT Hun!!!

    Police: Aapke Ghar Kee Talaashi Leni Hai !
    Santa: Kyon ?
    Police: Khabar Mili hai Ki Aapne Ek Khatarnaak Aatankwadi Ko apne Ghar Mein Rakhaa Hua Hai !
    Santa: Khabar Toh Ekdum Pakki Hai Inspector Saab... Par Aajkal woh Maayke Gayi Hui Hai !!!
  • Marriage Jokes

    Once A man asked God: Why all the girls are so cute & sweet, and all wifes are always angry?
    God Answered: Girls are made by me... and you make them Wife...!!! Your Problem.. !!!

    Hubby came home drunk. To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop & started working.
    Wife: Peeke aye ho kya?
    Hubby: Nahi meri maa...
    Wife: Phir suitcase khol ke kya type kar rahe ho???

    There are two types of suicide (Fast & Slow):
    Fast: Gale me rassi dalo and latak jao.
    Slow: Gale me warmala dalo aur zindagi bhar latke raho.

    Wife: Agar meri shaadi kisi 'Raakshas' se bhi ho jaati to mai itni Pareshaan nahi hoti jitni tumare saath hun.
    Awesome reply: Husband: Arrey pagli, Blood Relation me shaadiyan kahan hoti hai... !!!
  • Stop Barking!

    Pati Patni Ki Ladayi Ho Rahi Thi.

    Pati Ne Patni Se Puchha: Kya Tumne Mujhe Kutta Kaha???

    Biwi Ne Koi Jawab Nahi Diya.

    Pati Ne Fir Se Puchha: Kya Tumne Mujhe Kutta Kaha???

    Biwi Fir Chupp Rahi.

    Pati Ne Ek Baar Aur Puchha: Main Tumse Kuch Puch Raha Hun. Kya Tumne Mujhe Kutta Kaha???

    Biwi: Nahi Kaha Aur Please Ab Bhaunkna Band Karo.
  • Sharaabi Ki Dawat

    Ek Sharaabi Ne Doston Ki Dawat Ka Program Banaya, Aur Apne Hi Ghar Se Raat Ko Bakra Chori Kiya, Aur Khoob Dawat Ki.

    Subha Jab Ghar Pahuncha Toh Bakra Ghar Mein Hi Tha.

    Sharaabi Apni Biwi Se Puchta Hai: Oye, Ye Bakra Kahan Se Aya?

    Biwi, Gusse MEin: Bakre Ko Maro Goli, Ye Batao Raat Ko Tum Choron Ki Tarha, KUTTE Ko Kaha Aur Kyun Le Kar Gaye the..?
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