• Today's Excuse to Drink!

    Monday Night:
    Wife: Aaj tum daaru peeke aaye ho! Kyun?
    Husband: Arre aaj office main foreign clients ke saath meeting thi to peeni padi.

    Tuesday Night:
    Wife: Aaj tum fir daaru pee ke aaye ho ! Kyun?
    Husband: Arre aaj mere ek friend ki engagement thi toh usne party di isliye.

    Wednesday Night:
    Wife: Aaj bhi tum peeke aaye ho...
    Husband: Aaj ek friend ka breakup ho gaya... wo bahut udaas tha toh uska mood fresh karne ke liye...

    Thursday Night:
    Wife: Aaj fir se... Ab kiska breakup ho gaya?
    Husband: Breakup nahi.... Aaj Office mai work load tha... bahut tension thi.... isliye.

    Friday Night:
    Wife: Aaj kyun?
    Husband: Jis friend ki engagement thi na Tuesday ko, Aaj uski shaadi thi... toh khushi ke mauke pe toh peeni banti hai.

    Saturday Night:
    Wife: hmmm... Ab?
    Husband: Aaj purane school friends mil gaye the toh wo disco le gaye aur zabardasti pila di... maine bahut mana bhi kiya par maane nahi...

    Sunday Night:
    Wife (gusse se): Ab Aaj kya ho gaya?
    Husband: AADMI EK DIN BHI APNI MARZI SE NAHI PI SAKTA HAI KYA ???
  • Confused Pappu!

    During Exam...
    Madam: Why are you so confused..?

    Pappu: *Silent*

    Madam: Did you forget your pen...?

    Pappu: *Silent*

    Madam: Forgot roll no...?

    Pappu: *Silent*

    Madam: Forgot calculator..?

    Pappu: Oye chup kar ja maata..!! Yaha parchi galat subject ki le aya, tujhe pen, pencil ki agg lagi hai..!!!
  • Indian Friendship

    Doston se problem share karna achha hai..... Isliye nahi ki vo use solve ker dete hai but... Saale aise-aise solutions dete hain ki hum problem hi bhool jaate hai.

    Indian Friendship is not about: Sorry!
    It's about: "Saari Galati Teri Thi."

    Indian Friendship is not about: "THANKS!"
    It's about: "Koi Ehsaan Nahi Kiya Mujhpe."

    Indian Friendship is not about: "I Miss You!"
    It's about: "Kahan Mar Gaye Tha Itne Din?"

    Indian Friendship is not about: "I Understand"
    It's about: "Hamesha Main Hi Kyun Samjhoon"?

    Indian Friendship is not about: "I'm happy 4 your success."
    It's about: "Chal beta treat de?"

    Indian Friendship is not about: "Are you coming to see us tomorrow?"
    It's about: "Dramaybazi Band Kar, Aur Chup Chaap Chal Mere Saath."

    Indain Friendship is not about: "Just reading this message."
    It's about "Sending it to all lovely friends whom you never want to lose."
  • Look-alikes!

    Daughter in law: Is my nose flat?

    Mother in law: No Baby.

    Daughter in law: Am I fat like an Elephant?

    Mother in law: You have a fine physique, you are a Barbie Doll.

    Daughter in law: Am I dark colour?

    Mother in law: No no, You are so sweet.

    Daughter in law: Then why people tell me that you look like your mother in law ?

    Mother in law: Laawan Jutti, Bandri Jaee, Majj kisay thaan di... Kali Habhshan... kidaan bakwaas kardi ae.
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