• The Puri Family

    College Clerk: Beta yeh form tumne galat bhar diya hai. Yahaan address nahin apna naam likhna tha.

    Student: Vikas Puri mera naam hi hai jee.

    College Clerk: Achcha aur pita ka naam?

    Student: Ji Janak Puri.

    College Clerk: Achcha Dadaji ka naam?

    Student: Trilok Puri.

    College Clerk: Hey Bhagwaan beta jaate jaate apni maa ka naam bhi bata do.

    Student: Maya Puri.

    College Clerk: Main yeh sub nahin maanta. Koi aaya he tumhare saath family se tumhaari admission ke liye.

    Student: Ji mera bara bhai hai yeh.

    College Clerk: Aapka naam?

    Bhai: Govind Puri!
  • The New Hindi Lingo

    CRICKET: Gol guttam lakad battam de danadan pratiyogita.

    CRICKET TEST MATCH: Pakad dandu, maar mandu, de danaadan pratiyogita.

    TABLE TENNIS: Lakdi ke phalak shetra pe le takaatak de takaatak.

    LAWN TENNIS: Harit Ghaas par le tada tad, de tada tad.

    LIGHT BULB: Vidyut Prakashak Kanch golak.

    TIE: Kanth Langoti.

    MATCH BOX: Ragdampatti Agni Utpaadan Peti.

    TRAFFIC SIGNAL: Aavat Jaavat Suchak Jhandaa.

    TEA: Dugdh Jal Mishrit Sharkara Yukt Parvatiya(pahaadi) Booti.

    TRAIN: Sahasra Chakra Louh Path Gaamini.

    ALL ROUTE PASS: Yatr Tatr Sarvatr Gaman Aagya Patr.

    RAILWAY SIGNAL: Loh Path Gamini Suchak Yantra.

    RAILWAY SIGNAL: Agni Rath Aava Gaman Soochak Pattika.

    RAILWAY SIGNAL: Louh path gaamini aawagaman suchak yantra.

    RAILWAY STATION: Bhabhka Adda.

    BUTTON: Ast Vyast Vastra Niyantrak.

    MOSQUITO: Gunjanhaari Manav Rakt Pipasu Jeev.

    CIGARETTE: Shweta patra mandit dhumra shalakha.
  • Today's Excuse to Drink!

    Monday Night:
    Wife: Aaj tum daaru peeke aaye ho! Kyun?
    Husband: Arre aaj office main foreign clients ke saath meeting thi to peeni padi.

    Tuesday Night:
    Wife: Aaj tum fir daaru pee ke aaye ho ! Kyun?
    Husband: Arre aaj mere ek friend ki engagement thi toh usne party di isliye.

    Wednesday Night:
    Wife: Aaj bhi tum peeke aaye ho...
    Husband: Aaj ek friend ka breakup ho gaya... wo bahut udaas tha toh uska mood fresh karne ke liye...

    Thursday Night:
    Wife: Aaj fir se... Ab kiska breakup ho gaya?
    Husband: Breakup nahi.... Aaj Office mai work load tha... bahut tension thi.... isliye.

    Friday Night:
    Wife: Aaj kyun?
    Husband: Jis friend ki engagement thi na Tuesday ko, Aaj uski shaadi thi... toh khushi ke mauke pe toh peeni banti hai.

    Saturday Night:
    Wife: hmmm... Ab?
    Husband: Aaj purane school friends mil gaye the toh wo disco le gaye aur zabardasti pila di... maine bahut mana bhi kiya par maane nahi...

    Sunday Night:
    Wife (gusse se): Ab Aaj kya ho gaya?
    Husband: AADMI EK DIN BHI APNI MARZI SE NAHI PI SAKTA HAI KYA ???
  • Confused Pappu!

    During Exam...
    Madam: Why are you so confused..?

    Pappu: *Silent*

    Madam: Did you forget your pen...?

    Pappu: *Silent*

    Madam: Forgot roll no...?

    Pappu: *Silent*

    Madam: Forgot calculator..?

    Pappu: Oye chup kar ja maata..!! Yaha parchi galat subject ki le aya, tujhe pen, pencil ki agg lagi hai..!!!