• Friends Never Change

    RESULT AGAR ACHCHA HO:
    Maa: Bhagwan ki kripa hai.
    Papa: Beta Kiska Hai.
    Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hain.

    RESULT AGAR BURA HO:
    Maa: Aag lage is college main.
    Papa: Laad pyar ne bigaad diya.
    Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hain.

    NAUKRI LAGNE PAR:
    Maa: Apni sehat ka khyal rakhna.
    Papa: Khoob Mehnat se kaam karna.
    Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hain.

    NAUKRI CHHOOTNE PAR:
    Maa: Naukri hi kharab thee.
    Papa: Koi baat Nahin, doosri mil jayegi.
    Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hai.

    BIRTHDAY PAR:
    Maa: Jug jug jiye mera beta.
    Papa: Hamesha aage badhe.
    Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hai.

    SHAADI PAR:
    Maa: Sadaa Sukhi Raho.
    Papa: Khush Raho.
    Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hai.

    LOVE MAIN FAIL HONE PAR:
    Maa: Beta Bhool ja usko.
    Papa: Mard ban.
    Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hai.

    MORAL OF THE STORY:
    Duniya badal jaati hai par DOST kabhi bhie nahin badalte... Cheers to all.
  • How to Outsmart the Jinn...

    Ek Pakistani, American aur Indian ek ship mein ja rahe the.

    Achaanak ek Jinn aaya aur bola: Samundar mein koi cheez phenko, agar maine dhoondh li to main tumhein maar dunga aur na dhoondh paya to main tumhara Gulam.

    Pakistani ne sui phenki. Jinn ne dhoondh li aur use maar diya.

    American ne memory card phenk diya lekin Jinn ne vo bhi dhoondh liya aur use bhi maar diya.

    Indian ne kuchh phenka...

    Ginn ne bohut dhoondha... dhoondh dhoondh ke thak gaya aur leki usko kuch mila nahin. Pareshaan ho kar us ne pucha: Batao mere aaka main haar gaya."

    Indian bola: Main bhi tera baap hoon, maine Disprin ki goli phenki thi, chal beta, ghar chal bohut kaam pada hai.
  • Achcha Aur Bura...

    Life mein 2 baatein hamesha yaad rakhna...

    Pehli Baat:
    Har insaan itna bura nahin hota, jitna "PAN Card" Aur "Aadhar Card" mein dikhta hai,
    Aur itna achcha bhi nahin hota, jitna "Facebook" aur "Whatsapp" pe dikhta hai.

    Dusri Baat:
    Har insaan itna bura nahin hota, jitna uski "Biwi" & "GF" usko samajhti hai,
    Aur itna achcha bhi nahin hota, Jitna uski "Maa" usko samjhti hai.
  • The Puri Family

    College Clerk: Beta yeh form tumne galat bhar diya hai. Yahaan address nahin apna naam likhna tha.

    Student: Vikas Puri mera naam hi hai jee.

    College Clerk: Achcha aur pita ka naam?

    Student: Ji Janak Puri.

    College Clerk: Achcha Dadaji ka naam?

    Student: Trilok Puri.

    College Clerk: Hey Bhagwaan beta jaate jaate apni maa ka naam bhi bata do.

    Student: Maya Puri.

    College Clerk: Main yeh sub nahin maanta. Koi aaya he tumhare saath family se tumhaari admission ke liye.

    Student: Ji mera bara bhai hai yeh.

    College Clerk: Aapka naam?

    Bhai: Govind Puri!