• Qualities of Indians...

    Some interesting facts about Indians...

    1. Jab shampoo ki bottle khatam ho jaaye to usme paani daalo ek baar aur use karlo.

    2. Toothpaste ko tab tak use karo jab taq usko pura nichod naa loo.

    3. Ghar me showcase me China Crockery ko sirf aur sirf Guests ke liye use karo.

    4. Gold kharidna ek gram bhi nai, par Gold ke rates ki bahut chinta hai apne ko.

    5. TV ke remote ko zor zor se dabayenge, usse thokenge, par usme nayi batteries nai daalenge.

    6. Kisi ne dinner party me invite kiya ho to uss din, din bhar kuch nai khaayenge, taki wahan party mein jee bhar k daba sake.

    7. Jab T-Shirt purani ho jaaye to usse night dress bana lo, jab aur jaada purani ho jaaye to use Holi me use karo, Aur fir usska Pocha bana lo. 8. Dominos waale se extra ketchup, oregano, paparika maango taki baad me ghar me use kar sakein.

    9. Pani puri khaane k baad, payment karne ke baad free Sukha Puri apna Haq hai...
  • Sorry Dear!

    Ladki apne Boyfriend ko naraz karne ke baad SMS pe kaise manati hai...

    1st Hour: Sorry!!!

    2nd Hour: Sorry plzz.....

    3rd Hour: Plzz ek baar baat karlo...

    4th Hour: Plzzz.. reply jaan...

    5th Hour: Plzzz itna naraz mat ho...

    6th Hour: I'm really sorry, I'll die agar tumne baat nahi ki toh...

    7th Hour: Dafa ho, 100 ladke ghumte hai tere jaise... Aise hi sar pe chadha jaa rha hai, bhaad me jaa...

    Boy: Sorry Dear, balance nahi tha...

    Girl: Ohh.. It's okkk! Love you jaan...
  • Kanjoosi Ki Hadd!

    Ek Admi Maha Kanjus Tha! Usne Ek Martbaan Mein Desi Ghee Bhar Kar Usko Kas Ke Band Kar Diya.

    Kyunki Kanjoos Darta Tha Ki Uska Ghee Khatam Na Ho Jaye Isliye Jab Bhi Vo Aur Uske Bete Khana Khaate Toh Roti Ko Martbaan Se Ragad Lete Aur Khana Kha Lete The.

    Ek Baar Kanjoos Kisi Kaam Ke Silsile Mein Shahar Se Bahar Gaya.

    Waapas Aane Pe Use Apne Beton Se Pucha: Tum Logon Ne Khana Time Se Kha Liya Tha Na?

    Bete Bole: Ji Pita Ji.

    Kanjoos: Bina Ghee Ke Koi Mushkil Toh Nahin Hui? Kyunki Ghee Ka Martbaan Toh Almari Mein Band Kar Ke Gaya Tha.

    Bete: Vo Humne Almari Ke Handle Se Rotiyaan Ragad Kar Kha Lee.

    Kanjoos: Nalayakon!!! Kya Tum Log Ek Di N Bhi Bina Ghee Ke Khaana Nahin Kha Sakte?

    Bete Behosh!!!
  • Premature Birth???

    Banta ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.

    Banta: Ye hamara bachcha 3 mahine baad kaise ho gaya? Aur logon ka toh 9 mahine baad hota hai?

    Biwi: Aaap bhi na.., Ye batao aapki shaadi ko kitna time hua hai?

    Banta: 3 Mahine.

    Biwi: Aur meri shaadi ko?

    Banta: 3 Mahine.

    Biwi: Aur hamara bachcha kitne time baad hua?

    Banta: 3 Mahine baad.

    Biwi: Total kitne months ho gaye?

    Banta Khushi Se: Oh... shit yaar, SAMAY ka pata hi nahi chala... Sorry Janu maine tum par shaq kiya.

    Biwi: Please, aisa mat bolo ji, Rulaoge Kya...?