• Generous Santa

    Ek din Santa office jaane ke liye bus mein chada toh conductor ne haste hua pucha, "Sir, kal raat theek-thaak ghar pahunch gaye the aap? Kahin gire toh nahin, ya ghar ka raasta toh nahin bhule ghar ka?"

    Santa, gusse mein, "Kyun? Kal raat ko mujhe kya hua tha?"

    Conductor, "Kal raat aap nashe mein tunn the."

    Santa, "Tum kaise kah sakte ho ki main nashe mein tha, hamne toh aapas mein baat bhi nahin ki koi?"

    Conductor, "Sir ji, vo aisa hai ki kal raat jab aap bus mein baithe hue the tab ek madam bus mein chadhi, aur aapne uthkar unhe seat offer ki thi."

    Santa, hairaani se, "Toh kya kisi lady ko seat offer karna gunah hai?"

    Conductor, haste hue, "Gunah toh nahin hai sir, per us time bus mein sirf 4-6 hi passenger the."
  • Online Friend

    Nayi nayi friendship hui Facebook pe... numbers exchange hue... aur phir...

    Girl: Hello darling! Kya kar rahe ho...???

    Boy: Hai Jaanu, Shave kar raha hoon...

    Girl: Jab bhi mai tum ko call karti hoon tum shave kar rahe hote ho... din mein kitni baar Shave krte ho...??

    Boy: 30-40 baar...

    Girl: Tum Pagal ho. kya...???

    Boy: Nahi jaanu mainn Barber hun...
  • Insaan Aur Khuda

    Ek din khuda ne mujhse kaha: Mat karintezar is janam mein uska, Milna mushkil hai.
    Maine bhi keh diya: Lene de maza intezar ka, agle janam mein to mumkin hai.

    Phir khuda ne kaha: Mat kar itna pyar bahut pachhtayega.
    Muskura ke maine kaha: Dekhte hain tu kitna mujhe tadpayega.

    Phir khuda ne kaha: Bhool ja use, Chal tujhe jannat ki apsra se milata hoon.
    Maine kaha: Aa neeche dekh mere pyar ka muskurata chehra, tujhe jannat ki apsra bhulwata hoon.

    Gusse mein khuda ne kaha: Mat bhool apni aukaat tu to ek insaan hai.
    Hans kar maine kaha: Toh mila de mujhe mere pyar se aur saabit kar ki tu hi Bhagwan hai.

    Phir khuda ne guuse mein uski mujhse shadi kara di. Sab bhoot utar gaya.
  • Family Introduction

    A man from UP is introducing his family:

    1. Ee hai hamaar biwi..... Google Raani... Ek sawal poocho toh 10 jawab deti hai...!!!

    2. Ee hai hamaar bitwa.... Facebook Kumar... Ghar ki baat sare colony tak pahuchata hai...!!!

    3. Ee hai hamaar bitiya .... Twitter Kumari... Poori colony isko folow karti hai...!!!

    4. Ee hai hamaar ammaji.. Whatsapp mata- pura din bud bud karti rehti hai..!!!

    5. Aur hum... Hum hain Orkut Kumar... Hamka koi puchhta hi nahi...!!!