• Students Classification by Age

    Classic examples for students of different age groups:

    1st to 3rd class: Hey! I studied everything for exam.

    4th to 6th class: Hey! That question was very hard so I leave only that question.

    7th to 10th class: Hey! Read only important questions.

    11th class: I think 4 chapters are enough to get pass.

    12th class: Kal exam kaun sa hai yaar?

    And in college: Abey kaminon, bata toh dete aaj exam hai, main toh pen bhi nahi laya.
  • Swarg ki Entry

    1st Aadmi : Bhagwan main doctor hoon aur maine logo ki bahot sewa ki hai mujhe swarg mein aane do.

    Bhawan: Nahi tum andar nahi aa sakte.

    2nd Aadmi: Bhagwan main Brahmin hoon aur maine sari zindagi aapki pooja ki hai mujhe swarg mein aane do.

    Bhagwan : Nahi tum bhi andar nahi aa sakte.

    3rd Aadmi: Prabhu main shaadi shuda hoon.

    Bhagwaan: Bas kar pagle rulayega kya, chal andar swarg mein aaja.
  • The Real Bitch!

    EK shaitaani Chudel ne 60 saal ke husband & wife se kaha: Main tum dono ki ek ek wish puri kar sakti hun.

    Wife: Main apne pati ke saath saari duniya ghoomna chaahti hun.

    Chudel ne chutki bajayi aur 2 tickets aa gaye.

    Phir husband se poochha: Tum bolo kya chaahte ho??

    Husband: Mujhe apne se 30 saal chhoti wife chaahiye.

    Chudel ne chutki bajayi aur husband ko 90 saal ka kar dia!!!

    Moral: Aadmi ko yaad rakhna chaahiye ke Chudel bhi aurat hi hoti hai.
  • She's Pregnant!

    Kanjoos baap k bete ne kaha: Papa meri girfriend pregnant ho gayi hai. 50,000 mang rahi hai, CHUP rehne ke.

    Kanjoos baap ne khamoshi se paise de diye.

    2 mahine baad dusra beta bola: Meri girlfriend pregnant hai. 75,000 mang rahi hai, CHUP rehne ke.

    Kanjoos baap ne ek baar phir khamoshi se paise de diye.

    6 mahine baad Kanjoos ki kuwari beti boli: Papa, I am pregnant!

    Kanjoos ne usko gale se lagaya aur maatha chum ke khushi se bola: Shabaash beti, ab paise lene ki baari hamari hai.
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