• PCO Booths Ke Din

    Ek Ladke Ko Policewale Ke Saath Badtameezi, Gali-Galuch Aur Maarpeet Karne Ke Ilzaam Mein Court Mein Pesh Kiya Gaya.

    Judge: Kya Yeh Sahi Hai Ki Tumne Is Policewale Ke Saath Maarpeet Aur Badtameezi Ki?

    Ladka: Ji Sir, Lekin Galti Is Policewale Ki Thi.

    Judge: Kya Hua Tha?

    Ladka: Janaab, Mein Telephone Booth Ke Andar Apni Girlfriend Tina Se Baatein Kar Raha Tha. Tabhi Ye Policewala Aaya Aur Pata Nahi Isko Phone Karne Ki Aisi Kya Jaldi Thi Ki Isne Mera Haath Pakad Ke Mujhe Bahar Kheencha Aur Sadak Pe Dhakka De Diya.

    Judge: Toh Is Wajah Se Tumhe Gusa Aa Gaya Aur Tumne Ise Gaaliyan Di Aur Hathapai Ki?

    Ladka: Ji Janab.

    Judge: Yeh Toh Sach Mein Isne Galat Kiya... Jab Tume Pehle Se Hi Booth Mein The Aur Baat Kar Rahe The Toh Ise Aisa Nahin Karna Chahiye Tha.

    Ladka: Isne Ek Aur Galti Ki... Is Se Bhi Badi Galti, Jiski Karan Maine Iski Dhunai Kar Di.

    Judge: Achcha!!! Vo Kya?
    Ladka: Judge Sahab, Isne Meri Girlfriend Tina Ko Bhi Haath Pakad Ke Bahar Kheencha Aur Sadak Pe Dhakka De Dhakka De Diya.
  • Facebook Friend

    Ek Baar Pappu Ki Facebook Per Ek Ladki Se Theek-Thaak Friendship Ho Gayi. Donon Roz Chat Karne Lage Karne Lage, Messages Bhejne Lage. Lekin Dono Ne Apni Koi Photo Share Nahin Ki Aur Na Hi Apna Phone Number.

    Phir Ek Din Pappu Ke Kahne Pe Dono Ne Milne Ka Programme Banaya... Din Decide Ho Gaya, Jagah Bhi Decide Kar Li Dono Ne.

    Ladki Ne Pucha Ki Main Tumhe Pehchanungi Kaise?

    Pappu Ne Kaha Ki Mein Counter Number 9 Ke Paas Apple Juice Peete Hue Tuhaara Intezaar Karunga.

    Ab Jab Pappu Counter Number 9 Ke Paas Pahunche Toh Pata Chala Ki Apple Juice Nahin Hai. Pappu Ne Majboori Mein Orange Juice Le Liya Aur Intezaar Karne Laga.

    Kuch Der Baad Ek Ladki Counter Ke Paas Aa Ke Idhar-Udahr Dekhne Lagi. Pappu Ko Thoda Idea Ho Gaya Ki Ho Na Ho Yeh Wahi Ladhi Hai, Lekin Pappu Ne Jaisa Socha Tha Ye Ladki Bilkul Bhi Vaisi Nahin Thi... Bechaare Ka Dil Udaas Ho Gaya. Pappu Ne Ladki Dekh Kar Bhi Undekha Kar Diya.

    Tabhi Ladki Pappu Ke Paas Aa Kar Boli: Aap Pappu Hi Hain Na, Jis Se Milne Ki Baat Hui Thi?

    Pappu: Kya Bol Rahi Hai, Andhi Hai Kya... Tujhe Ye Apple Juice Dikhai De Raha Hai Kya ???
  • Family Trip To Australia

    Last month during Christmas a family from Kanpur, was on holidays in Australia.

    Apart from his wife and two children, this man from Kanpur was also accompanied by his old age father.

    They were traveling on one of the free ways. This Indian Family was in their car and was followed by a Local Aussie Lady, driving at a safe distance.

    Suddenly the Aussie Lady saw a head of an old man coming out of the window and vomiting blood.

    She took a quick action and informed the 000 for help. In no time, there appeared an Air Ambulance Helicopter.

    The well trained staff quickly shifted that old man on the stretcher. Oxygen supply started. Doctors started examining him. Sometime later, the old man was declared safe and fit to travel again.

    Kudos to Quick Help and Well Done The Aussie Lady.

    But for these services, our Kanpur man had to pay AUD 3500.

    With these unplanned heavy financial charges, the Kanpur man was in shock and he blasted on his Old Aged Father: Gutkha Kha Kar Khidki Ke Bahar Pichkari Maarne Ki Kya Zaroorat Thi?
  • Old Wine In A New Bottle

    Shaadi Ke Do Din Baad Dulha Us Beauty Parlour Mein Gaya Jahan Uski Biwi Ko Dulhan Banaya Gaya Tha.

    Aadmi Ne Parlour Waali Madam Ko Ek Chota Sa Dabba Gift Diya Aur Uski Biwi Ka Itna Achcha Make-up Karne Ke Liye Aur Sajane Ke Liye Thanks Bola Aur Waapas Aa Gaya.

    Us Aadmi Ke Jaane Ke Baad Madam Ne Gift Ko Unwrap Kiya Toh Usmein Se Ek iPhone X Ka Dabba Nikla. Wo Badi Excitement Aur Khushi Khushi Se Dabba Kholti Hai Toh Usmein Ek Purana Sa Nokia Ka Phone Rakha Hua Tha Aur Uske Neeche Ek Handwritten Note Rakha Tha.

    Madam Ne Note Utha Ke Dekha Toh Uspe Likha Tha: 'SAME FEELINGS'