|Condolence in future will be like this...|
Jaane Wala Bahut Hi Achcha Insaan Tha,
Hamesha Online Rehta Tha,
Har Ek Ki Request Accept Kar Leta Tha,
Kabhi Bhi Apne Comments Se Kisi Ko Takleef Nahi Di,
Iss Ki Posts Badi Hee Jandaar Aur Mazedaar Hoti Thee,
Bade Dil Ka Malik Tha, Kabhi Kisi Ko Block Nahi Kiya,
Dosto Ki Selfies Dil Khol Kar Like Karta Tha, Aur Bahut Hee Achche Comments Deta Tha,
Ameero Se Share Aur Ghareebo Ko Tag Kiya Karta Tha,
Jab Maut Aayi Tab Bhi Facebook Per Hi Baitha Hua Tha.
Bohat Hi Achcha Aur Logon Se Ghulne-Milne Wala Banda Tha.
Uski DP (Display Picture) Hum Sab 13 Days Tak Apne Group Main Lagayenge...! Yahi Hamari Sacchi Shradhanjali Hogi..!!!
|After the closing ceremony of Rio 2016, Alia Bhatt called up Navjot Singh Siddhu and said: Ek Cricketer Hokar Bhi Aapne Badminton Mein Silver Medal Jeet Liya. Hats off to you SIDDHU Sir... Tussi Great Ho! Best wishes!!!|
Siddhu has stopped laughing.
Then she called up M.S. Dhoni and said: Wah! Husband Cricket Mein World Cup Laya Aur Ab Wife Olympic Mein Bronze Medal... Aur Woh Bhi Wrestling Mein. Congrats to SAKSHI...
Dhoni is thinking to take retirement from ODIs also now.
Yet not over...
She called up director Ketan Mehta and said: DEEPA Ji Thode Ke Liye Reh Gayi.... Varna Gymnastics Mein Bhi India Ko Medal Mil Jaata. Congrats for having such a flexible wife. Better luck next time Ketan Ji.
Ketan Mehta is in ICU now.
|A man finds a beautiful girl in an airline uniform at an airport cafe sitting next to him...|
He thinks to himself: She is a flight attendant, but which airline does she work for?
Hoping to get her attention he leans towards her and says the Jet airways slogan: The Joy Of Flying...
She doesn't pay any attention...
Again he leans and says the GoAir's slogan: Fly Smart... and again gets no response.
Again he leans over to say SpiceJet's slogan: Flying For Everyone...
This time the girl turns and says to him: Kya Takleef Hai Re Tere Ko Haramkhor???
Man leans back, smiles and says, "Ohhh.... Air India...!!!"
|Ek Admi Ne Bhagvaan Se Pucha: Main Sara Din Kaam Kartaa Hoon... Apne Parivaar Ke Liye Itni Mehnat Karta Hoon Meri Patni Pura Din Ghar Mein Rah Kar Karti Kyaa Hai? Uski Zindagi Bahut Saral Hai... Aisa Kyun Prabhu?|
Bhagvaan Bole: Kyun Na 2 Din Ke Liye Tumhe Patni Bana Dete Hain Aur Tumhari Biwi Ko Pati??
Aadmi Maan Gayaa.
Agle Din Subah 5 Baje Alaarm Baj Gayaa... Usne Uth Kar Bachchon Ka Breakfast Aur Lunch (Tiffin) Banaya, Phir Bachchon Ko Ready Kar Ke School Bheja. Phir Patni Ko Uthaa Kar Uska Naashta Banaya... Patni Ke Jaane Ke Baad Ghar Saaf Kiyaa... Abhi Naashta Karne Baitha Hi Tha Ki Kaamwaali Aa Gayi... Vo Gayi Toh Bachchon Ke School Se Aane Ka Time Ho Gaya. Unhe Khana Khilayaa Aur Homevark Karane Baith Gaya. Shaam Ke Khaane Ki Taiyaari Kar Ke Bachchon Ko Evening Classs Mein Le Gaya.
Shaam Ko Patni Ke Aane Par Khana Parosa Toh Patni Ne Usamein 4 Kamiyaan Nikaal Di... Agle Din Subah Uthakar Sabse Pehle Bhagvaan Se Prarthna Kee: Bhagvaan Mujhe Vaapas Adami Bana Do... Mujhe Samajh Aa Gaya Ki Aurat Kitna Kaam Karti Hai...
Kahaani Mein Twist.. Bhagvan Bole: Vaise Toh Tujhe 2 Din Ke Liye Aurat Bananaa Tha, Lekin Ab Main Chaah Kar Bhi Tujhe Aadmi Nahin Bana Sakta.
Aadmi: Kyun Prabhu...???
Bhagvaan: Kyunki Kal Raat Ko Tum Pregnant Ho Gaye Ho.