• The Frozen Fart

    3 Bachchey Apne Apne Shehar Ki Sardi Pe Bahas Kar Rahe The.

    1st: Humare Yahan Itni Sardi Parti Hai Ki Jab Hum Subah Nalka Kholte Hain Toh Pani Ki Jagah Baraf Nikalti Hai.

    2nd: Bus Itni Hi ??? Humare Yahan Toh Itni Sardi Parti Hai Ki Hum Jo Bhi Baat Kartey Hain Wo Jam Jaati Hai Phir Hum Use Aag Par Pighla Ke Sunte Hain.

    3rd: Bas Itni Si??? Kal Hamare Ghar Mehman Aaye, Un Ke Jaane Ke Baad Humein Sofe Pe Ek Baraf Ka Gola Para Hua Mila. Jub Hum Ne Usko Aag Pe Pighlaya Toh Awaaz Aayi... Poooooooon.....
  • Ladies Through the Years

    Ladies of 1970s:
    Husb: Ek cup Coffee!
    Wife: Abhi laee ji.

    Ladies of 1980s:
    Husb: Ek cup Coffee!
    Wife: Abhi laee.

    Ladies of 1990s:
    Husb: Ek cup Coffee!
    Wife: Laa rahi hu.

    Ladies of 2000:
    Husb: Ek cup Coffee!
    Wife: Banake pee le.

    Ladies of 2014:
    Husb: Ek Cup Coffee!
    Wife: Kya kaha?
    Husb: Maine kaha, ek cup coffee bana du kya?
  • Husband & Wife Short Jokes

    Husband: Darling!!! Tumhara Naam Haath Pe Likhu Ya Dil Pe??
    Wife: Idhar Udhar Kyun Likhte Ho ? Agar Sachcha Pyar Karte Ho Toh Seedha Apne Property Ke Papers Pe Likho !!!
    Moral: Biwi Ke Saamne Style Nahin Maarnr Ka.

    Prabhu... Yeh Kya Moh-Maya Hai?
    Apna Bachcha Roye, Toh Dil Mein Drd Hota Hai Aur Doosre Ka Roye, Toh Sir Mein!
    Apni Biwi Roye, Toh Sir Mein Dard Hota Hai Aur Doosre Ki Roye, Toh Dil Mein....
    Sab Prabhu Ki Maya Hai.

    A Man Praying in Kumbh Mela:
    Hey Prabhu, Nyaye Karo...
    Hey Prabhu, Nyaye Karo...
    Hamesha Bhai-Bhai Bichhadte Hain Is Kumbh Ke Mele Mein...
    Kabhi Pati-Patni Pe Bhi Try Karo!!!!

    Wife: Jaanu, Kaash Aap Message Hote, Main Aapko Save Karti Aur Jab Dil Chahta Ta Padh Leti.
    Husband: Kanjoos Hee Rahiyo, Save Hee Karke Rakhiyo, Apni Kisi Saheli Ko Forward Na Kariyo!!!
  • Marriage Humor

    A very effective Dhamki by wife in new style:
    Tum Jitna Time Facebook, Whatsapp, Twitter Ko Doge... Mein Utna Time Flipkart, Amazon, Snapdeal, Jabong, ebay ko dungi !!!

    Santa: Yaar! Main Jo Bhi Kaam Shuru Karta Hoon, Meri Biwi Beech Mein Aa Jaati Hai.
    Banta: Tu Truck Chala Kar Dekh, Shayad Kismat Saath De De.

    A Philosopher HUSBAND said: Every WIFE is a 'Mistress' of her Husband...
    'Miss' for first year & 'Stress' for rest of the life.

    A very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage.
    She said: Sacrificing the admiration of hundred guys, to face the criticism of one idiot.

    Listening to your Wife is like reading terms & conditions of a website. You understand nothing but still click on "I AGREE"

    The sweetest msg:
    Husband to wife: You should learn to embrace your mistakes... She hugged him tightly...
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