• Pathan Ka Dushman!

    Pathan: Wo jo table pe aadmi baitha hai us se hamara dushmani hai.
    Dost: Table pe toh 4 aadmi hain.

    Pathan: Wo jiski muchhein hain.

    Dost: Muchhein to sub ki hain.

    Pathan: Wo jis ne safed kapre pehan rakhe hain.

    Dost: Wo toh sub ke safed hain.

    Pathan ne gusse mein pistol nikala aur 3 aadmion ko goli maar di aur bola: Wo jo reh gaya hai usko hum nahi chhorega.
  • Maa Sab Jaanti Hai

    5 year Old Boy: I Love you Mom.
    Mom: Awwwww ! I Love you Too.

    16 year Old Boy: I Love you Mom.
    Mom: Sorry ! I Have No Money.

    25 year Old Boy: I Love You Mom.
    Mom: Kaun Hai ? Kahan Rehti Hai Wo ?

    Moral: Maa Sab Jaanti Hai!

    35 year Old Man: Mom I Love You.
    Mom: Beta Pehle Hi Bola Tha Us Chudail Se Shadi Mat Karna.

    And The Best One is...
    45 Year Old Man: Mom I love you.....
    Mom: Beta Main Kisi Bhi Paper Pe Sign Nahin Karungi.
  • Baba Ji Ka Thullu!

    Kapil: O Ji, Maine Kaha... Nice Lipstick.

    Girl: Thanks.

    Kapil: O Ji, Main Kya.. Nice Top And Jeans.

    Girl: Thanks.

    Kapil: O Ji, Main Kya..Nice Ear-Rings.

    Girl: Thanks.

    Kapil: Aur Toh Aur Nice Necklace.

    Girl: Thank you so much BHAIYA.

    Kapil: Kamaal Hai... Itni Saari Achchi Cheezein Pehan Kar Bhi Tu Bhootni Hi Lag Rahi Hai.

    Ladki Ko Mila Baba Ji Ka Thullu...
  • Kaisa Hona Chahiye ?

    Ladka Handsome hona chahiye,
    Smart to Phone bhi hote hain.

    Phone to iPhone hona chahiye,
    S1, S2, S3 to Train ke Dibbe bhi hote hain.

    Insaan ka dil Bada hona chahiye,
    Chhota to Bheem bhi hai.

    Aadmi ko Samjhdar hona chahiye,
    Sensitive to Toothpaste bhi hota hai.

    Teacher jyada Number dene wala hona chahiye,
    Andaa to Murgi bhi deti hai.

    Yuva Rashtrawadi Hone chahiye,
    Cool to Navratna Oil bhi hai.

    Rashtrapati Kalaam Hona Chahiye,
    Mukherjee to Rani bhi hai.
    v Bathroom mein Hair Dryer Hona chahiye,
    Towel to Sreesanth ke paas bhi hai.

    Ladki mein Akal honi chahiye,
    Surat to Gujrat mein bhi hai.

    Mobile General mode par hona chahiye,
    Silent to Manmohan Singh bhi hain.

    Seb meetha hona chahiye,
    Lal to Advani bhi hain.

    Ladka Dravid jaisa hone chahiye,
    Rahul to Gandhi bhi hai.

    Ghumna to Hill Station par chahiye,
    Goa to Pan masala bhi hai.

    Reply dhang ka hona chahiye,
    'Hmmmmmmm.' to bhains bhi kar leti hai.