• Confused Pappu!

    During Exam...
    Madam: Why are you so confused..?

    Pappu: *Silent*

    Madam: Did you forget your pen...?

    Pappu: *Silent*

    Madam: Forgot roll no...?

    Pappu: *Silent*

    Madam: Forgot calculator..?

    Pappu: Oye chup kar ja maata..!! Yaha parchi galat subject ki le aya, tujhe pen, pencil ki agg lagi hai..!!!
  • Indian Friendship

    Doston se problem share karna achha hai..... Isliye nahi ki vo use solve ker dete hai but... Saale aise-aise solutions dete hain ki hum problem hi bhool jaate hai.

    Indian Friendship is not about: Sorry!
    It's about: "Saari Galati Teri Thi."

    Indian Friendship is not about: "THANKS!"
    It's about: "Koi Ehsaan Nahi Kiya Mujhpe."

    Indian Friendship is not about: "I Miss You!"
    It's about: "Kahan Mar Gaye Tha Itne Din?"

    Indian Friendship is not about: "I Understand"
    It's about: "Hamesha Main Hi Kyun Samjhoon"?

    Indian Friendship is not about: "I'm happy 4 your success."
    It's about: "Chal beta treat de?"

    Indian Friendship is not about: "Are you coming to see us tomorrow?"
    It's about: "Dramaybazi Band Kar, Aur Chup Chaap Chal Mere Saath."

    Indain Friendship is not about: "Just reading this message."
    It's about "Sending it to all lovely friends whom you never want to lose."
  • Look-alikes!

    Daughter in law: Is my nose flat?

    Mother in law: No Baby.

    Daughter in law: Am I fat like an Elephant?

    Mother in law: You have a fine physique, you are a Barbie Doll.

    Daughter in law: Am I dark colour?

    Mother in law: No no, You are so sweet.

    Daughter in law: Then why people tell me that you look like your mother in law ?

    Mother in law: Laawan Jutti, Bandri Jaee, Majj kisay thaan di... Kali Habhshan... kidaan bakwaas kardi ae.
  • Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi!

    Whatsapp par 2 km lambe message bhejne waalon, tumhe Janta maaf nahi karegi.

    John Abraham ko comedy film me cast karne waalon, tumhe Janta maaf nahi karegi.

    Har hafte Adobe update nikaalne wale logon, tumhe Janta maaf nahi karegi.

    Good morning ko Guuddd Morningggg..!!! Likhne waalon, tumhe Janta maaf nahi karegi.

    Good Night bol ke bhi online rehne waalon,tumhe Janta maaf nahi karegi.

    Price tag ke aagey Only lagane waalon, tumhe Janta maaf nahi karegi.

    Chilar ki jagah, Eclairs dene waalon, tumhe Janta maaf nahi karegi.

    Har movie se pehle gutka mukesh ki ad dikhane waalon, tumhe Janta maaf nahi karegi.

    Ladkon ki reply par hmmm... likhne wali ladkiyon, tumhe Janta maaf nahi karegi.

    "I love you but as a friend" kehne wali ladkiyon, tumhe Janta maaf nahi karegi.

    Har hafte set max par Sooryavansham dikhane waalon ,tumhe Janta maaf nahi karegi.

    Sunny Leone ko sari pehnaane waalon, tumhe Janta maaf nahi karegi.

    Android per BBM use karne waalon, tumhe Janta maaf nahi karegi.