• Indian Parents

    22 EPIC things only Indian parents say. Read this...

    1. Paise Ped Pe Nahi Ugte Hain.

    2. Me: Mom, Can I go out for a late night party?
    Mom: Ask Dad.
    Dad: Ask Mom.

    3. If you don''t reach home by 8 pm, then there's no need to come back.

    4. If you don't study and make a career, you will become like him. *points to a homeless man...

    5. Bete, abhi padh lo, baad mein aish hi aish hai...

    6. Wait till you have Kids of You're own.

    7. Isse Boarding school bhejenge tabhi sudherega.

    8. Uncle Aunty ke Pair Chuo Beta... Aashirwaad Lo!

    9. Kid: Mummy mere maths mein 90 aaye out of 100.
    Mom: Class mein Highest marks kitney hain?

    10. Go and study! Ye dost nahi aane vale tere exams dene.

    11. Tumko hi sab pata hai... humne toh duniya dekhi hi nahi hai na.

    12. Humari baat sun na kabse shuru karoge?

    13. Kahaan hai laad sahab, ye koi time hai ghar aane ka ?

    14. Ghus ja TV ke Andar... man of the match toh tujhe he milne wala hai!

    15. Aunty ko thank you bolo... bolo... 'Thank you aunty' bolo...

    16. Humare Time mein aise nahi hota tha.

    17. Jab khud kamaoge toh pata chalega kitna mushkil hai kamana.

    18. Kya tumhare dost bhi apne maa-baap se isi tarah baat karte hain?

    19. Mein ek hi baat mein baar baar nahi bolungi. You're getting up or no? I'm asking youu one last time.

    20. Beta, uncle ko woh dance kar ke dikhao, chalo dance kar ke dikhao. Haha, ab nahi kar raha, sharmila hai thoda.

    21. Iske Par nikal aaye hain.

    22. Dopahar mein bhi light kyu jalate ho?
  • Friends Never Change

    RESULT AGAR ACHCHA HO:
    Maa: Bhagwan ki kripa hai.
    Papa: Beta Kiska Hai.
    Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hain.

    RESULT AGAR BURA HO:
    Maa: Aag lage is college main.
    Papa: Laad pyar ne bigaad diya.
    Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hain.

    NAUKRI LAGNE PAR:
    Maa: Apni sehat ka khyal rakhna.
    Papa: Khoob Mehnat se kaam karna.
    Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hain.

    NAUKRI CHHOOTNE PAR:
    Maa: Naukri hi kharab thee.
    Papa: Koi baat Nahin, doosri mil jayegi.
    Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hai.

    BIRTHDAY PAR:
    Maa: Jug jug jiye mera beta.
    Papa: Hamesha aage badhe.
    Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hai.

    SHAADI PAR:
    Maa: Sadaa Sukhi Raho.
    Papa: Khush Raho.
    Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hai.

    LOVE MAIN FAIL HONE PAR:
    Maa: Beta Bhool ja usko.
    Papa: Mard ban.
    Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hai.

    MORAL OF THE STORY:
    Duniya badal jaati hai par DOST kabhi bhie nahin badalte... Cheers to all.
  • How to Outsmart the Jinn...

    Ek Pakistani, American aur Indian ek ship mein ja rahe the.

    Achaanak ek Jinn aaya aur bola: Samundar mein koi cheez phenko, agar maine dhoondh li to main tumhein maar dunga aur na dhoondh paya to main tumhara Gulam.

    Pakistani ne sui phenki. Jinn ne dhoondh li aur use maar diya.

    American ne memory card phenk diya lekin Jinn ne vo bhi dhoondh liya aur use bhi maar diya.

    Indian ne kuchh phenka...

    Ginn ne bohut dhoondha... dhoondh dhoondh ke thak gaya aur leki usko kuch mila nahin. Pareshaan ho kar us ne pucha: Batao mere aaka main haar gaya."

    Indian bola: Main bhi tera baap hoon, maine Disprin ki goli phenki thi, chal beta, ghar chal bohut kaam pada hai.
  • Achcha Aur Bura...

    Life mein 2 baatein hamesha yaad rakhna...

    Pehli Baat:
    Har insaan itna bura nahin hota, jitna "PAN Card" Aur "Aadhar Card" mein dikhta hai,
    Aur itna achcha bhi nahin hota, jitna "Facebook" aur "Whatsapp" pe dikhta hai.

    Dusri Baat:
    Har insaan itna bura nahin hota, jitna uski "Biwi" & "GF" usko samajhti hai,
    Aur itna achcha bhi nahin hota, Jitna uski "Maa" usko samjhti hai.