• Insaan Aur Khuda

    Ek din khuda ne mujhse kaha: Mat karintezar is janam mein uska, Milna mushkil hai.
    Maine bhi keh diya: Lene de maza intezar ka, agle janam mein to mumkin hai.

    Phir khuda ne kaha: Mat kar itna pyar bahut pachhtayega.
    Muskura ke maine kaha: Dekhte hain tu kitna mujhe tadpayega.

    Phir khuda ne kaha: Bhool ja use, Chal tujhe jannat ki apsra se milata hoon.
    Maine kaha: Aa neeche dekh mere pyar ka muskurata chehra, tujhe jannat ki apsra bhulwata hoon.

    Gusse mein khuda ne kaha: Mat bhool apni aukaat tu to ek insaan hai.
    Hans kar maine kaha: Toh mila de mujhe mere pyar se aur saabit kar ki tu hi Bhagwan hai.

    Phir khuda ne guuse mein uski mujhse shadi kara di. Sab bhoot utar gaya.
  • Family Introduction

    A man from UP is introducing his family:

    1. Ee hai hamaar biwi..... Google Raani... Ek sawal poocho toh 10 jawab deti hai...!!!

    2. Ee hai hamaar bitwa.... Facebook Kumar... Ghar ki baat sare colony tak pahuchata hai...!!!

    3. Ee hai hamaar bitiya .... Twitter Kumari... Poori colony isko folow karti hai...!!!

    4. Ee hai hamaar ammaji.. Whatsapp mata- pura din bud bud karti rehti hai..!!!

    5. Aur hum... Hum hain Orkut Kumar... Hamka koi puchhta hi nahi...!!!
  • Indian Parents

    22 EPIC things only Indian parents say. Read this...

    1. Paise Ped Pe Nahi Ugte Hain.

    2. Me: Mom, Can I go out for a late night party?
    Mom: Ask Dad.
    Dad: Ask Mom.

    3. If you don''t reach home by 8 pm, then there's no need to come back.

    4. If you don't study and make a career, you will become like him. *points to a homeless man...

    5. Bete, abhi padh lo, baad mein aish hi aish hai...

    6. Wait till you have Kids of You're own.

    7. Isse Boarding school bhejenge tabhi sudherega.

    8. Uncle Aunty ke Pair Chuo Beta... Aashirwaad Lo!

    9. Kid: Mummy mere maths mein 90 aaye out of 100.
    Mom: Class mein Highest marks kitney hain?

    10. Go and study! Ye dost nahi aane vale tere exams dene.

    11. Tumko hi sab pata hai... humne toh duniya dekhi hi nahi hai na.

    12. Humari baat sun na kabse shuru karoge?

    13. Kahaan hai laad sahab, ye koi time hai ghar aane ka ?

    14. Ghus ja TV ke Andar... man of the match toh tujhe he milne wala hai!

    15. Aunty ko thank you bolo... bolo... 'Thank you aunty' bolo...

    16. Humare Time mein aise nahi hota tha.

    17. Jab khud kamaoge toh pata chalega kitna mushkil hai kamana.

    18. Kya tumhare dost bhi apne maa-baap se isi tarah baat karte hain?

    19. Mein ek hi baat mein baar baar nahi bolungi. You're getting up or no? I'm asking youu one last time.

    20. Beta, uncle ko woh dance kar ke dikhao, chalo dance kar ke dikhao. Haha, ab nahi kar raha, sharmila hai thoda.

    21. Iske Par nikal aaye hain.

    22. Dopahar mein bhi light kyu jalate ho?
  • Friends Never Change

    RESULT AGAR ACHCHA HO:
    Maa: Bhagwan ki kripa hai.
    Papa: Beta Kiska Hai.
    Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hain.

    RESULT AGAR BURA HO:
    Maa: Aag lage is college main.
    Papa: Laad pyar ne bigaad diya.
    Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hain.

    NAUKRI LAGNE PAR:
    Maa: Apni sehat ka khyal rakhna.
    Papa: Khoob Mehnat se kaam karna.
    Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hain.

    NAUKRI CHHOOTNE PAR:
    Maa: Naukri hi kharab thee.
    Papa: Koi baat Nahin, doosri mil jayegi.
    Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hai.

    BIRTHDAY PAR:
    Maa: Jug jug jiye mera beta.
    Papa: Hamesha aage badhe.
    Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hai.

    SHAADI PAR:
    Maa: Sadaa Sukhi Raho.
    Papa: Khush Raho.
    Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hai.

    LOVE MAIN FAIL HONE PAR:
    Maa: Beta Bhool ja usko.
    Papa: Mard ban.
    Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hai.

    MORAL OF THE STORY:
    Duniya badal jaati hai par DOST kabhi bhie nahin badalte... Cheers to all.