• Army Training Ke Dauran...

    Officer ne Santa se pucha: Ye Haath me kya hai?

    Santa: Sir, Banduk hai...!

    Officer: Ye Banduk Nahi! Tumhari Izzat hai, Shaan hai, Ye Tumhari MAA hai MAA.!!

    Phir Officer ne dusre sipahi, Banta se pucha: Ye Hath me kya hai?

    Banta: Sir, ye Santa ki Maa hai, Uski Izzat hai, Uski Shaan hai aur Hamari bhi Maa jaisi hai, Maa jaisi...
  • The Importance of Number 4

    4 dino ka pyar o rabba lambi judai.

    4 dino ki chandni, phir andheri raat.

    4 kitabein toh padh li, ab 4 paise bhi kama lo.

    Akhir hamari bhi 4 logon me koi izzat hai.

    Ye baat 4 log sunenge to kya kahenge... ke 4 din ki aayi bahu ne ye kamal kiya.

    4 din toh ghar mein tik ke baith jati.

    Tum se kya 4 kadam bhi nahi chala jata?

    Wo aai aur 4 bateein suna ke chali gayi.

    4 bottle vodka kaam mera roz ka...
  • Generous Santa

    Ek din Santa office jaane ke liye bus mein chada toh conductor ne haste hua pucha, "Sir, kal raat theek-thaak ghar pahunch gaye the aap? Kahin gire toh nahin, ya ghar ka raasta toh nahin bhule ghar ka?"

    Santa, gusse mein, "Kyun? Kal raat ko mujhe kya hua tha?"

    Conductor, "Kal raat aap nashe mein tunn the."

    Santa, "Tum kaise kah sakte ho ki main nashe mein tha, hamne toh aapas mein baat bhi nahin ki koi?"

    Conductor, "Sir ji, vo aisa hai ki kal raat jab aap bus mein baithe hue the tab ek madam bus mein chadhi, aur aapne uthkar unhe seat offer ki thi."

    Santa, hairaani se, "Toh kya kisi lady ko seat offer karna gunah hai?"

    Conductor, haste hue, "Gunah toh nahin hai sir, per us time bus mein sirf 4-6 hi passenger the."
  • Online Friend

    Nayi nayi friendship hui Facebook pe... numbers exchange hue... aur phir...

    Girl: Hello darling! Kya kar rahe ho...???

    Boy: Hai Jaanu, Shave kar raha hoon...

    Girl: Jab bhi mai tum ko call karti hoon tum shave kar rahe hote ho... din mein kitni baar Shave krte ho...??

    Boy: 30-40 baar...

    Girl: Tum Pagal ho. kya...???

    Boy: Nahi jaanu mainn Barber hun...