• Look-alikes!

    Daughter in law: Is my nose flat?

    Mother in law: No Baby.

    Daughter in law: Am I fat like an Elephant?

    Mother in law: You have a fine physique, you are a Barbie Doll.

    Daughter in law: Am I dark colour?

    Mother in law: No no, You are so sweet.

    Daughter in law: Then why people tell me that you look like your mother in law ?

    Mother in law: Laawan Jutti, Bandri Jaee, Majj kisay thaan di... Kali Habhshan... kidaan bakwaas kardi ae.
  • Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi!

    Whatsapp par 2 km lambe message bhejne waalon, tumhe Janta maaf nahi karegi.

    John Abraham ko comedy film me cast karne waalon, tumhe Janta maaf nahi karegi.

    Har hafte Adobe update nikaalne wale logon, tumhe Janta maaf nahi karegi.

    Good morning ko Guuddd Morningggg..!!! Likhne waalon, tumhe Janta maaf nahi karegi.

    Good Night bol ke bhi online rehne waalon,tumhe Janta maaf nahi karegi.

    Price tag ke aagey Only lagane waalon, tumhe Janta maaf nahi karegi.

    Chilar ki jagah, Eclairs dene waalon, tumhe Janta maaf nahi karegi.

    Har movie se pehle gutka mukesh ki ad dikhane waalon, tumhe Janta maaf nahi karegi.

    Ladkon ki reply par hmmm... likhne wali ladkiyon, tumhe Janta maaf nahi karegi.

    "I love you but as a friend" kehne wali ladkiyon, tumhe Janta maaf nahi karegi.

    Har hafte set max par Sooryavansham dikhane waalon ,tumhe Janta maaf nahi karegi.

    Sunny Leone ko sari pehnaane waalon, tumhe Janta maaf nahi karegi.

    Android per BBM use karne waalon, tumhe Janta maaf nahi karegi.
  • Ransom Call...

    Ek admi ki wife kidnap ho jaati hai aur kidnappers uske husband ko phone lagate hai:

    Agar aaj raat tak paise na diye toh tumhari biwi ko maar denge!

    Husband khamosh raha.........

    Agle din phir phone aya: Agar aaj raat tak paise na diye toh tumhari biwi kje tukde-tukde kar ke cheel-kauwon ko khila denge!

    Husband khamosh raha.........

    Agle din phir phone aya: Agar aaj raat tak paise na diye toh tumhari biwi tumhe sahi-salamat lkauta di jayegi!!!

    Husband: Paise bol kaminey, darata kisko hai....???
  • Pathan Ka Dushman!

    Pathan: Wo jo table pe aadmi baitha hai us se hamara dushmani hai.
    Dost: Table pe toh 4 aadmi hain.

    Pathan: Wo jiski muchhein hain.

    Dost: Muchhein to sub ki hain.

    Pathan: Wo jis ne safed kapre pehan rakhe hain.

    Dost: Wo toh sub ke safed hain.

    Pathan ne gusse mein pistol nikala aur 3 aadmion ko goli maar di aur bola: Wo jo reh gaya hai usko hum nahi chhorega.