• Papa Hain Vo Tere...

    Girlfriend- Mere Papa Mujhe Saara Din Guss Karte Rehte Hain... Hamesha Daantte Rehte Hain.

    Boyfriend- Koi Bat Nahi Yaar, Papa Hain Vo Tere.

    Girlfriend: Lekin Din Bhar Chillate Rehte Hain Mujhpe... Chup Hone Ka Naam Hi Lete.

    Boyfriend Jaanu, Koi Baat Nahin... Papa Hain Vo Tere.

    Girlfriend: But Bina Vajah Ke Daantna Bhi Theek Nahin Hai Na Yaar...

    Boyfriend Arey Jaane Bhi Do Yaar... Papa Hain Vo Tere.

    Girlfriend: Tum Bhi Unki Hi Side Loge..... Meri Toh Koi Value Hi Nhain Hai Tumhare Liya...

    Boyfriend Achcha... Bula Toh Usko... Aisi Taisi Na Kar Di Us Buddhe Ki Aaj Toh Mera Naam Badal Dena... Tum Bulao Toh Sahi Ek Baar Us Kamine Khoosat Ko... Aaj Uski Kabr Khod Hi Deta Hun Mein... Hamesh Pareshaan Karta Rehta Hai Meri Jaan Ko... Bula Bula Us Kutte Ko...

    Girlfriend: Gaali Mat Do Jaanu... Papa Hain Vo Mere

    Boyfriend: Mein Bhi Toh Itni Der Se Yahi Bata Raha Tha Tumko... Ki Papa Hain Vo Tere..
  • T20 Exams

    Ek Baar Master Ji Apni Class Ke Bachchon Se Puchne Lage: Bachchon Jis Tarah T20 Cricket Aane Se Cricket Dekhne Ka Maza Badh Gaya Hai Usi Tarah Tum Bhi Kuch Aisa Suggest Karo Ki Tumhaare Exams Bhi Bade Interesting Aur Mazedaar Ho Jayein Aur Sab Bachche Exams Se Darein Na.

    Jab Koi Nahin Bola Toh Pappu Is Sawaal Ka JAwab Dene K Liye Khada Ho gaya.

    Master Ji Uske Khurafati Dimaag Se Parichit The, Vo Jaanta The Ki Ulta-Seedha Bolega, Na Chahte Hue Bhi Bole: Jaldi Se Bata.

    Pappu Gambhir Hokar Bola: Master Ji, Hamara Paper 1 Ghanta Aur 20 Minute Ka Hona Chahiye.
    Har 20 Minute Ke Baad Students Ko Aapas Mein Baat Karne Ke Liye 2 Minute Ka 'Time Off' Milna Chahiye.
    Bachchon Ko Ek Free Hit Milni Chahiye, Jismein Bachche Kisi Bhi Ek Question Ka Answer Apni Marzi Se Kuch Bhi Likh Sakte Hon.
    Pehle 20 Minute Mein 'Power Play' Hona Chahiye Jismein Duty Waale Sir Examination Room Se Bahar Hon.

    Aur Most Important.... Har Sahi Answer Likhne Pe 'Cheer Girls' Room Mein Aa Ke Dance Karein...
  • Friends Never Change

    RESULT AGAR ACHCHA HO:
    Maa: Bhagwan ki kripa hai.
    Papa: Beta Kiska Hai.
    Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hain.

    RESULT AGAR BURA HO:
    Maa: Aag lage is college main.
    Papa: Laad pyar ne bigaad diya.
    Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hain.

    NAUKRI LAGNE PAR:
    Maa: Apni sehat ka khyal rakhna.
    Papa: Khoob Mehnat se kaam karna.
    Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hain.

    NAUKRI CHHOOTNE PAR:
    Maa: Naukri hi kharab thee.
    Papa: Koi baat Nahin, doosri mil jayegi.
    Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hai.

    BIRTHDAY PAR:
    Maa: Jug jug jiye mera beta.
    Papa: Hamesha aage badhe.
    Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hai.

    SHAADI PAR:
    Maa: Sadaa Sukhi Raho.
    Papa: Khush Raho.
    Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hai.

    LOVE MAIN FAIL HONE PAR:
    Maa: Beta Bhool ja usko.
    Papa: Mard ban.
    Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hai.

    MORAL OF THE STORY:
    Duniya badal jaati hai par DOST kabhi bhie nahin badalte... Cheers to all.
  • Nokia Lovers

    Shadi mein juta chupai ke time dulhe ki ek saali boli: Jijaji main to 1100 lungi.

    Second saali: Jijaji, 1100 se kaam nahin chalega, main toh 2100 hi lungi.

    Peeche se Santa bola: 2310 le lo usmein bluetooth aur FM bhi aata hai.
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