• Ransom Call...

    Ek admi ki wife kidnap ho jaati hai aur kidnappers uske husband ko phone lagate hai:

    Agar aaj raat tak paise na diye toh tumhari biwi ko maar denge!

    Husband khamosh raha.........

    Agle din phir phone aya: Agar aaj raat tak paise na diye toh tumhari biwi kje tukde-tukde kar ke cheel-kauwon ko khila denge!

    Husband khamosh raha.........

    Agle din phir phone aya: Agar aaj raat tak paise na diye toh tumhari biwi tumhe sahi-salamat lkauta di jayegi!!!

    Husband: Paise bol kaminey, darata kisko hai....???
  • Pathan Ka Dushman!

    Pathan: Wo jo table pe aadmi baitha hai us se hamara dushmani hai.
    Dost: Table pe toh 4 aadmi hain.

    Pathan: Wo jiski muchhein hain.

    Dost: Muchhein to sub ki hain.

    Pathan: Wo jis ne safed kapre pehan rakhe hain.

    Dost: Wo toh sub ke safed hain.

    Pathan ne gusse mein pistol nikala aur 3 aadmion ko goli maar di aur bola: Wo jo reh gaya hai usko hum nahi chhorega.
  • Maa Sab Jaanti Hai

    5 year Old Boy: I Love you Mom.
    Mom: Awwwww ! I Love you Too.

    16 year Old Boy: I Love you Mom.
    Mom: Sorry ! I Have No Money.

    25 year Old Boy: I Love You Mom.
    Mom: Kaun Hai ? Kahan Rehti Hai Wo ?

    Moral: Maa Sab Jaanti Hai!

    35 year Old Man: Mom I Love You.
    Mom: Beta Pehle Hi Bola Tha Us Chudail Se Shadi Mat Karna.

    And The Best One is...
    45 Year Old Man: Mom I love you.....
    Mom: Beta Main Kisi Bhi Paper Pe Sign Nahin Karungi.
  • Baba Ji Ka Thullu!

    Kapil: O Ji, Maine Kaha... Nice Lipstick.

    Girl: Thanks.

    Kapil: O Ji, Main Kya.. Nice Top And Jeans.

    Girl: Thanks.

    Kapil: O Ji, Main Kya..Nice Ear-Rings.

    Girl: Thanks.

    Kapil: Aur Toh Aur Nice Necklace.

    Girl: Thank you so much BHAIYA.

    Kapil: Kamaal Hai... Itni Saari Achchi Cheezein Pehan Kar Bhi Tu Bhootni Hi Lag Rahi Hai.

    Ladki Ko Mila Baba Ji Ka Thullu...