• Daru ki vajah!

    Daru ki vajah se barbaad hue ek sharabi ne kasam li aur ghar se daru ki khali bottles phainkne laga...

    1st bottle phainkte hue bola: Teri vajah se meri naukri gayi...

    2nd bottle phainkte hue bola: Teri vajah se mera ghar bik gaya...

    3rd phainkte hue bola: Teri vajah se meri biwi chali gayi...

    Jab usne 4th bottle uthaai toh woh bhari hui nikli. Sharaabi us bottle ko utha ke bola: Tu side mein hoja pagli, tu to bekasur hai....
  • Janata Maaf Nahin Karegi

    'Janata Maaf Nahin Karegi' Bankers Version: Totally related to your daily BELOVED customers..

    ATM Card Hote Hue Bhi Branch Mein Gardi Karne Walon Tumhe Janata Maaf Nahi Karegi.

    100 Rs Ke Liye 10 Lacs Ka Attitude Dikhane Walon Tumhe Janata Maaf Nahi Karegi.

    Entry Karne Pure Mohalle Ke Passbook Lane Walon Tumhe Janata Maaf Nahi Karegi.

    50 Lacs Balance Hote Hue Bhi 100 Rs Service Charges Deduction Pe Rone Walon Tumhe Janata Maaf Nahi Karegi.

    Ek Branch Mein Cheque Deposit Karke Dusre Branch Mein Enquiry Karne Walon Tumhe Janata Maaf Nahi Karegi.

    Without 15G/15H Bharke TDS Deduction Pe Rone Walon Tumhe Janata Maaf Nahi Karegi.

    Cheque/Withdrawal Slip Pe Khud Ke Galat Sign Karne Walon Tumhe Janata Maaf Nahi Karegi.

    RTGS/NEFT Par Khud Galat Information Dekar Bank Staff Par Chillane Walon Tumhe Janata Maaf Nahi Karegi.

    Without Reason Counter Pe Ainvey Hi Khade Rehne Walon Tumhe Janata Maaf Nahi Karegi.

    Branch Mein Naye Staff Ki History-Geography Puchne Walon Tumhe Janata Maaf Nahi Karegi.

    Just Passbook Entry Ke Liye Over Hyper Hone Walon Tumhe Janata Maaf Nahi Karegi.

    Counter Time Khatam Hone Par Bhi 'Bank Chalu Hai Kya?' Puchne Walon Tumhe Janata Maaf Nahi Karegi.

    And This One is Best:
    Loan Lekar Usse NPA Banane Walon Tumhe Janata Maaf Nahi Karegi.
  • Sunny hates Doodh

    Sunny's mom: Beti doodh ka glass pee lo.

    Sunny: No mama, mujhe nahin peena.

    Maa: Beti agar doodh nahin piyogi toh badi kaise hogi?

    Sunny: Maa apko bhi toh doodh pasand nahi tha, aap bhi nahin peeti thi, phir bhi aap badi ho gai na. Main bhi vaise hi bina piye badi ho jaungi.

    Maa: Achchi bachiyan zid nahin karti, agar meri achchi beti ho toh doodh pee lo warna mei tum se khafa ho jaungi.

    Sunny: OK mama.

    aap kehti hain toh mein doodh pee leti hoon.

    Aur is tarah sunny ne doodh pee liya...

    Message end tak kitney gaur se padha hai ki kab non veg start hoga... bus karo darindo
  • Aur Udaao Mazaak!

    Ek baba kisi mehfil mein gaye toh sab logon ne un ka mazaaq udaana shuru kar dia.

    Baba ne kaha: Dekho hum faqeer log hote hain. Hamara mazaaq mat udaao.

    Log khoob hansay. Achanak un sab ko nazar aana band ho gaya. Sab ko laga ki Baba ne un ko andhey hon shraap de diya.

    Phir toh sab Baba ke saamne jhuk gaye aur kehne lage: Baba ji, hamein maaf kar do, ham se bhool ho gayi. Baba ne apna ek joota utara aur sab ko ek ek maara aur kaha: Kameeno !!! Light chali gayi hai. Koi jaa ke generator chalao, mujhe khud nazar nahin aa raha...
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