• How to Outsmart the Jinn...

    Ek Pakistani, American aur Indian ek ship mein ja rahe the.

    Achaanak ek Jinn aaya aur bola: Samundar mein koi cheez phenko, agar maine dhoondh li to main tumhein maar dunga aur na dhoondh paya to main tumhara Gulam.

    Pakistani ne sui phenki. Jinn ne dhoondh li aur use maar diya.

    American ne memory card phenk diya lekin Jinn ne vo bhi dhoondh liya aur use bhi maar diya.

    Indian ne kuchh phenka...

    Ginn ne bohut dhoondha... dhoondh dhoondh ke thak gaya aur leki usko kuch mila nahin. Pareshaan ho kar us ne pucha: Batao mere aaka main haar gaya."

    Indian bola: Main bhi tera baap hoon, maine Disprin ki goli phenki thi, chal beta, ghar chal bohut kaam pada hai.
  • Achcha Aur Bura...

    Life mein 2 baatein hamesha yaad rakhna...

    Pehli Baat:
    Har insaan itna bura nahin hota, jitna "PAN Card" Aur "Aadhar Card" mein dikhta hai,
    Aur itna achcha bhi nahin hota, jitna "Facebook" aur "Whatsapp" pe dikhta hai.

    Dusri Baat:
    Har insaan itna bura nahin hota, jitna uski "Biwi" & "GF" usko samajhti hai,
    Aur itna achcha bhi nahin hota, Jitna uski "Maa" usko samjhti hai.
  • The Puri Family

    College Clerk: Beta yeh form tumne galat bhar diya hai. Yahaan address nahin apna naam likhna tha.

    Student: Vikas Puri mera naam hi hai jee.

    College Clerk: Achcha aur pita ka naam?

    Student: Ji Janak Puri.

    College Clerk: Achcha Dadaji ka naam?

    Student: Trilok Puri.

    College Clerk: Hey Bhagwaan beta jaate jaate apni maa ka naam bhi bata do.

    Student: Maya Puri.

    College Clerk: Main yeh sub nahin maanta. Koi aaya he tumhare saath family se tumhaari admission ke liye.

    Student: Ji mera bara bhai hai yeh.

    College Clerk: Aapka naam?

    Bhai: Govind Puri!
  • The New Hindi Lingo

    CRICKET: Gol guttam lakad battam de danadan pratiyogita.

    CRICKET TEST MATCH: Pakad dandu, maar mandu, de danaadan pratiyogita.

    TABLE TENNIS: Lakdi ke phalak shetra pe le takaatak de takaatak.

    LAWN TENNIS: Harit Ghaas par le tada tad, de tada tad.

    LIGHT BULB: Vidyut Prakashak Kanch golak.

    TIE: Kanth Langoti.

    MATCH BOX: Ragdampatti Agni Utpaadan Peti.

    TRAFFIC SIGNAL: Aavat Jaavat Suchak Jhandaa.

    TEA: Dugdh Jal Mishrit Sharkara Yukt Parvatiya(pahaadi) Booti.

    TRAIN: Sahasra Chakra Louh Path Gaamini.

    ALL ROUTE PASS: Yatr Tatr Sarvatr Gaman Aagya Patr.

    RAILWAY SIGNAL: Loh Path Gamini Suchak Yantra.

    RAILWAY SIGNAL: Agni Rath Aava Gaman Soochak Pattika.

    RAILWAY SIGNAL: Louh path gaamini aawagaman suchak yantra.

    RAILWAY STATION: Bhabhka Adda.

    BUTTON: Ast Vyast Vastra Niyantrak.

    MOSQUITO: Gunjanhaari Manav Rakt Pipasu Jeev.

    CIGARETTE: Shweta patra mandit dhumra shalakha.