• Sabki Pasand Nirma

    Washing powder Nirma....

    Washing powder Nirma....

    Doodh si safedi Nirma se Aaye.....

    Rangeen kapde bhi Khil khil jaaye...

    Sabki pasand Nirma....

    Washing powder Nirma...

    Kuch bhi Post karo, log padhte zarur hain.... Woh bhi tune ke saath
  • Lying Boyfriend

    Do Ladkiyan Aapas Mein Baatein Kar Rahi Thi.

    1st Girl: Aaj Ke Baad Kisi Bhi Ladke Par Vishwaas Nahi Karungi, Sab Sale Jhoothe, Dhokhebaaz Aur Kameene Hote Hain...

    Her Friend: Kyun Kya Hua, Tere Boy Friend Ne Tujhe Kuch Kaha Kya?

    1st Girl Gusse Mein: Naam Mat Le Us Jhuthe Dokhebaaj Ka, Main Toh Aaj Ke Baad Uska Munh Bhi Nahi Dekhungi.

    Friend Ne Hairani Se Puchha: Kyun? Aisa Bhi Kya Ho Gaya, Tune Use Kisi Aur Ladki Ke Saath Pakad Liya Kya?

    1st Girl: Arre Nahi... Uski Itni Aukaat Kahan Ki Vo Dusri Girlfriend Rakhe...

    Her Friend: Toh Phir Hua Kya ???

    1st Girl: Yaar Usne Mujhe Mere 2nd Boy Friend Ke Saath Dekh Liya, Jab Ki Usne Mujhe Kal Kaha Tha Ki Woh Out Of City Ja Raha Hai... Kamina Kahin Ka.... Ek Number Ka Liar
  • The Importance of Number 4

    4 dino ka pyar o rabba lambi judai.

    4 dino ki chandni, phir andheri raat.

    4 kitabein toh padh li, ab 4 paise bhi kama lo.

    Akhir hamari bhi 4 logon me koi izzat hai.

    Ye baat 4 log sunenge to kya kahenge... ke 4 din ki aayi bahu ne ye kamal kiya.

    4 din toh ghar mein tik ke baith jati.

    Tum se kya 4 kadam bhi nahi chala jata?

    Wo aai aur 4 bateein suna ke chali gayi.

    4 bottle vodka kaam mera roz ka...
  • Movie Names

    If movies were made by drinkers, then the titles would be....

    Soda Akbar
    Rab Ne Pila di Thodi
    Rum De Basanti
    Hum Tight Ho Chuke Sanam
    Beer Zara
    Bevde Zameen Par
    Ek Tha Bagpiper
    Talli six
    Rum Maro Rum
    Maine Drink Tujko Diya
    Bewdy Rathore
    Hickk Hick Hota Hai
    DaaruDas
    Hum Tunn
    Maine Neat Kyu Piya
    Peg Piya Toh Darna Kya
    Ulti Kar Di Aapne
    Whiskiya
    Pinewale Baatliyaa Le Jayenge..!