• Sabki Pasand Nirma

    Washing powder Nirma....

    Washing powder Nirma....

    Doodh si safedi Nirma se Aaye.....

    Rangeen kapde bhi Khil khil jaaye...

    Sabki pasand Nirma....

    Washing powder Nirma...

    Kuch bhi Post karo, log padhte zarur hain.... Woh bhi tune ke saath
  • Santa-Jeeto Jokes

    Khaana Khaate Huye Santa Ne Jeeto Ko Aawaz Lagaai Aur Pucha: Bhagyawan...! Yeh Jo Tumne Sabji Banaai Hai Ise Kya Kehte Hain?
    Jeeto: Kyun, Kisliye Poochh Rahe Ho?
    Santa: Arrey Bhai Mujhse Bhi Toh Swarg Mein Poochha Jayega Ki Kya Kha Ke Mare The?

    Ek Baar Santa Aur Jeeto Chori Ke Topic Par Baat Kar Rahe The.
    Santa: Jo Insan Chori Karta Hai, Wo Baad Mein Zaroor Pachhtaata Hai.
    Jeeto (Romantic Mood Mein): Aur Tumne Jo Shaadi Se Pehle Meri Neendein Churaai Thi Unke Baare Mein Kya Khayal Hai?
    Santa: Keh Toh Raha Hoon, Jo Chori Karta Hai Wo Baad Mein Pachhtata Zaroor Hai.

    Ek Baar Jeeto Ne Santa Se Pucha: Agar Main Aapko 2-3 Din Na Dikhoon Toh Aapko Kaisa Lagega??
    Santa Se Khushi Ke Maare Raha Nahi Gaya Aur Usne Bhi Bol Diya: Bahut Achcha Lagega.
    Jeeto Ko Bada Gussa Aaya... Bas Phir Kya Tha....
    Jeeto Monday Ko Nahi Dikhi.
    Tuesday Ko Nahi Dikhi.
    Wednesday Ko Nahi Dikhi.
    Thursday Ko Bhi Nahi Dikhi.
    Aur Phir Friday Ko Jab Santa Ki Aankh Ki Soojan Zara Si Kam Huyi Toh Thodi Thodi, Dhundli Si Dikhai Di.

    Santa Ki Wife Ka Baby Hone Wala Thha So Hospital Mein Admit Thhi.
    Nurse: Mubarak Ho Aap Ke Ghar Ladka Paida Hua Hai.
    Santa: Wah Ji Wah Kya Technology Hai, Biwi Meri Hospital Hai, Aur Bachcha Mere Ghar Paida Hua Hai.
  • The Importance of Number 4

    4 dino ka pyar o rabba lambi judai.

    4 dino ki chandni, phir andheri raat.

    4 kitabein toh padh li, ab 4 paise bhi kama lo.

    Akhir hamari bhi 4 logon me koi izzat hai.

    Ye baat 4 log sunenge to kya kahenge... ke 4 din ki aayi bahu ne ye kamal kiya.

    4 din toh ghar mein tik ke baith jati.

    Tum se kya 4 kadam bhi nahi chala jata?

    Wo aai aur 4 bateein suna ke chali gayi.

    4 bottle vodka kaam mera roz ka...
  • Movie Names

    If movies were made by drinkers, then the titles would be....

    Soda Akbar
    Rab Ne Pila di Thodi
    Rum De Basanti
    Hum Tight Ho Chuke Sanam
    Beer Zara
    Bevde Zameen Par
    Ek Tha Bagpiper
    Talli six
    Rum Maro Rum
    Maine Drink Tujko Diya
    Bewdy Rathore
    Hickk Hick Hota Hai
    DaaruDas
    Hum Tunn
    Maine Neat Kyu Piya
    Peg Piya Toh Darna Kya
    Ulti Kar Di Aapne
    Whiskiya
    Pinewale Baatliyaa Le Jayenge..!
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