• Facebook Status and Comments

    A Girl's Facebook status: Travelled in Bus after long time.

    Comments Left by Male friends:
    1) Awww, so sweet...!!!

    2) May be nextime will go together sweetie...!!!

    3) Wow, I want to experience it...!!!

    4) You went without me...? x-(

    5) Wonderful dear...!!!

    6) Superlike!!!

    A Boy's Facebook status: Travelled in Bus after a long time...

    Comments Left by same Male friends:
    1) Haan toh saale hum kya kare...?

    2) Bas yehi teri aukat hai...!!!

    3) Kamine ab auto mai bhi jaiga toh status update karega kya...???

    4) Baap ko bol kam se kam cycle lekar de...!!!

    5) Usi bus ka conductor ban ja kutte.

    6) Ticket kharida ki nahi Bhikhari ?
  • Daru ki vajah!

    Daru ki vajah se barbaad hue ek sharabi ne kasam li aur ghar se daru ki khali bottles phainkne laga...

    1st bottle phainkte hue bola: Teri vajah se meri naukri gayi...

    2nd bottle phainkte hue bola: Teri vajah se mera ghar bik gaya...

    3rd phainkte hue bola: Teri vajah se meri biwi chali gayi...

    Jab usne 4th bottle uthaai toh woh bhari hui nikli. Sharaabi us bottle ko utha ke bola: Tu side mein hoja pagli, tu to bekasur hai....
  • Janata Maaf Nahin Karegi

    'Janata Maaf Nahin Karegi' Bankers Version: Totally related to your daily BELOVED customers..

    ATM Card Hote Hue Bhi Branch Mein Gardi Karne Walon Tumhe Janata Maaf Nahi Karegi.

    100 Rs Ke Liye 10 Lacs Ka Attitude Dikhane Walon Tumhe Janata Maaf Nahi Karegi.

    Entry Karne Pure Mohalle Ke Passbook Lane Walon Tumhe Janata Maaf Nahi Karegi.

    50 Lacs Balance Hote Hue Bhi 100 Rs Service Charges Deduction Pe Rone Walon Tumhe Janata Maaf Nahi Karegi.

    Ek Branch Mein Cheque Deposit Karke Dusre Branch Mein Enquiry Karne Walon Tumhe Janata Maaf Nahi Karegi.

    Without 15G/15H Bharke TDS Deduction Pe Rone Walon Tumhe Janata Maaf Nahi Karegi.

    Cheque/Withdrawal Slip Pe Khud Ke Galat Sign Karne Walon Tumhe Janata Maaf Nahi Karegi.

    RTGS/NEFT Par Khud Galat Information Dekar Bank Staff Par Chillane Walon Tumhe Janata Maaf Nahi Karegi.

    Without Reason Counter Pe Ainvey Hi Khade Rehne Walon Tumhe Janata Maaf Nahi Karegi.

    Branch Mein Naye Staff Ki History-Geography Puchne Walon Tumhe Janata Maaf Nahi Karegi.

    Just Passbook Entry Ke Liye Over Hyper Hone Walon Tumhe Janata Maaf Nahi Karegi.

    Counter Time Khatam Hone Par Bhi 'Bank Chalu Hai Kya?' Puchne Walon Tumhe Janata Maaf Nahi Karegi.

    And This One is Best:
    Loan Lekar Usse NPA Banane Walon Tumhe Janata Maaf Nahi Karegi.
  • Sunny hates Doodh

    Sunny's mom: Beti doodh ka glass pee lo.

    Sunny: No mama, mujhe nahin peena.

    Maa: Beti agar doodh nahin piyogi toh badi kaise hogi?

    Sunny: Maa apko bhi toh doodh pasand nahi tha, aap bhi nahin peeti thi, phir bhi aap badi ho gai na. Main bhi vaise hi bina piye badi ho jaungi.

    Maa: Achchi bachiyan zid nahin karti, agar meri achchi beti ho toh doodh pee lo warna mei tum se khafa ho jaungi.

    Sunny: OK mama.

    aap kehti hain toh mein doodh pee leti hoon.

    Aur is tarah sunny ne doodh pee liya...

    Message end tak kitney gaur se padha hai ki kab non veg start hoga... bus karo darindo