• Kaisa Hona Chahiye ?

    Ladka Handsome hona chahiye,
    Smart to Phone bhi hote hain.

    Phone to iPhone hona chahiye,
    S1, S2, S3 to Train ke Dibbe bhi hote hain.

    Insaan ka dil Bada hona chahiye,
    Chhota to Bheem bhi hai.

    Aadmi ko Samjhdar hona chahiye,
    Sensitive to Toothpaste bhi hota hai.

    Teacher jyada Number dene wala hona chahiye,
    Andaa to Murgi bhi deti hai.

    Yuva Rashtrawadi Hone chahiye,
    Cool to Navratna Oil bhi hai.

    Rashtrapati Kalaam Hona Chahiye,
    Mukherjee to Rani bhi hai.
    v Bathroom mein Hair Dryer Hona chahiye,
    Towel to Sreesanth ke paas bhi hai.

    Ladki mein Akal honi chahiye,
    Surat to Gujrat mein bhi hai.

    Mobile General mode par hona chahiye,
    Silent to Manmohan Singh bhi hain.

    Seb meetha hona chahiye,
    Lal to Advani bhi hain.

    Ladka Dravid jaisa hone chahiye,
    Rahul to Gandhi bhi hai.

    Ghumna to Hill Station par chahiye,
    Goa to Pan masala bhi hai.

    Reply dhang ka hona chahiye,
    'Hmmmmmmm.' to bhains bhi kar leti hai.
  • Sachcha Premi!

    Ladka apni friend se:
    Mere paas mere dost jaisi car nahi hai;
    Par tumhein palkon pe baitha ke ghumaaunga.

    Uske jaisa bada ghar nahi hai;
    Par tumhein dil mein rakhunga.

    Uske jitne paise nahi hain;
    Par tumhein majdoori kar ke khilaunga.

    Aur kya chahiye tumhein????

    Ladki: Bas kar pagle ab rulayega kya...? Chal apne dost ka number de...
  • Facebook Status and Comments

    A Girl's Facebook status: Travelled in Bus after long time.

    Comments Left by Male friends:
    1) Awww, so sweet...!!!

    2) May be nextime will go together sweetie...!!!

    3) Wow, I want to experience it...!!!

    4) You went without me...? x-(

    5) Wonderful dear...!!!

    6) Superlike!!!

    A Boy's Facebook status: Travelled in Bus after a long time...

    Comments Left by same Male friends:
    1) Haan toh saale hum kya kare...?

    2) Bas yehi teri aukat hai...!!!

    3) Kamine ab auto mai bhi jaiga toh status update karega kya...???

    4) Baap ko bol kam se kam cycle lekar de...!!!

    5) Usi bus ka conductor ban ja kutte.

    6) Ticket kharida ki nahi Bhikhari ?
  • Daru ki vajah!

    Daru ki vajah se barbaad hue ek sharabi ne kasam li aur ghar se daru ki khali bottles phainkne laga...

    1st bottle phainkte hue bola: Teri vajah se meri naukri gayi...

    2nd bottle phainkte hue bola: Teri vajah se mera ghar bik gaya...

    3rd phainkte hue bola: Teri vajah se meri biwi chali gayi...

    Jab usne 4th bottle uthaai toh woh bhari hui nikli. Sharaabi us bottle ko utha ke bola: Tu side mein hoja pagli, tu to bekasur hai....