• Movie Names

    If movies were made by drinkers, then the titles would be....

    Soda Akbar
    Rab Ne Pila di Thodi
    Rum De Basanti
    Hum Tight Ho Chuke Sanam
    Beer Zara
    Bevde Zameen Par
    Ek Tha Bagpiper
    Talli six
    Rum Maro Rum
    Maine Drink Tujko Diya
    Bewdy Rathore
    Hickk Hick Hota Hai
    DaaruDas
    Hum Tunn
    Maine Neat Kyu Piya
    Peg Piya Toh Darna Kya
    Ulti Kar Di Aapne
    Whiskiya
    Pinewale Baatliyaa Le Jayenge..!
  • Maa Sab Jaanti Hai

    5 year Old Boy: I Love you Mom.
    Mom: Awwwww ! I Love you Too.

    16 year Old Boy: I Love you Mom.
    Mom: Sorry ! I Have No Money.

    25 year Old Boy: I Love You Mom.
    Mom: Kaun Hai ? Kahan Rehti Hai Wo ?

    Moral: Maa Sab Jaanti Hai!

    35 year Old Man: Mom I Love You.
    Mom: Beta Pehle Hi Bola Tha Us Chudail Se Shadi Mat Karna.

    And The Best One is...
    45 Year Old Man: Mom I love you.....
    Mom: Beta Main Kisi Bhi Paper Pe Sign Nahin Karungi.
  • Unknown Caller!

    A man got a call from unknown number...

    Caller: Hi, are you single ???

    Man: Yes, but who are you... ???

    Caller: Your wife... Aaj ghar aana tab bataoongi.

    Another call from unknown number...

    Caller: Are you married...?

    Man: Yes, but who are you.. ??

    Caller: Your girlfriend, U cheat...

    Man: Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife...

    Caller: Wife hi hoon kamine, aaj tum bas ghar aao...
  • Confused Pappu!

    During Exam...
    Madam: Why are you so confused..?

    Pappu: *Silent*

    Madam: Did you forget your pen...?

    Pappu: *Silent*

    Madam: Forgot roll no...?

    Pappu: *Silent*

    Madam: Forgot calculator..?

    Pappu: Oye chup kar ja maata..!! Yaha parchi galat subject ki le aya, tujhe pen, pencil ki agg lagi hai..!!!