• Unknown Caller!

    A man got a call from unknown number...

    Caller: Hi, are you single ???

    Man: Yes, but who are you... ???

    Caller: Your wife... Aaj ghar aana tab bataoongi.

    Another call from unknown number...

    Caller: Are you married...?

    Man: Yes, but who are you.. ??

    Caller: Your girlfriend, U cheat...

    Man: Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife...

    Caller: Wife hi hoon kamine, aaj tum bas ghar aao...
  • Lying Boyfriend

    Do Ladkiyan Aapas Mein Baatein Kar Rahi Thi.

    1st Girl: Aaj Ke Baad Kisi Bhi Ladke Par Vishwaas Nahi Karungi, Sab Sale Jhoothe, Dhokhebaaz Aur Kameene Hote Hain...

    Her Friend: Kyun Kya Hua, Tere Boy Friend Ne Tujhe Kuch Kaha Kya?

    1st Girl Gusse Mein: Naam Mat Le Us Jhuthe Dokhebaaj Ka, Main Toh Aaj Ke Baad Uska Munh Bhi Nahi Dekhungi.

    Friend Ne Hairani Se Puchha: Kyun? Aisa Bhi Kya Ho Gaya, Tune Use Kisi Aur Ladki Ke Saath Pakad Liya Kya?

    1st Girl: Arre Nahi... Uski Itni Aukaat Kahan Ki Vo Dusri Girlfriend Rakhe...

    Her Friend: Toh Phir Hua Kya ???

    1st Girl: Yaar Usne Mujhe Mere 2nd Boy Friend Ke Saath Dekh Liya, Jab Ki Usne Mujhe Kal Kaha Tha Ki Woh Out Of City Ja Raha Hai... Kamina Kahin Ka.... Ek Number Ka Liar
  • Maa Sab Jaanti Hai

    5 year Old Boy: I Love you Mom.
    Mom: Awwwww ! I Love you Too.

    16 year Old Boy: I Love you Mom.
    Mom: Sorry ! I Have No Money.

    25 year Old Boy: I Love You Mom.
    Mom: Kaun Hai ? Kahan Rehti Hai Wo ?

    Moral: Maa Sab Jaanti Hai!

    35 year Old Man: Mom I Love You.
    Mom: Beta Pehle Hi Bola Tha Us Chudail Se Shadi Mat Karna.

    And The Best One is...
    45 Year Old Man: Mom I love you.....
    Mom: Beta Main Kisi Bhi Paper Pe Sign Nahin Karungi.
  • Confused Pappu!

    During Exam...
    Madam: Why are you so confused..?

    Pappu: *Silent*

    Madam: Did you forget your pen...?

    Pappu: *Silent*

    Madam: Forgot roll no...?

    Pappu: *Silent*

    Madam: Forgot calculator..?

    Pappu: Oye chup kar ja maata..!! Yaha parchi galat subject ki le aya, tujhe pen, pencil ki agg lagi hai..!!!
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