• FACEBOOK Ki Leela...

    Facebook ki leela sab par padi bhaari hai...

    71 saal ki budhiya bhi yahan kunwaari hai...

    Chacha ki bhi kismat badal jaati hai...

    18 saal ki chaachi yahan mil jaati hai...

    Ladke yahan ladkiyan ban jaate hein...

    Nakali Id se aatank machaate hein...

    Kuchh toh itne paagal ho jaate hein...

    Din raat 'Add Me' - 'Add Me' chillaate hein!
  • Kanjoos Lovers...

    A kanjoos boy fell in LOVE with a kanjoos Girl

    Girl: Jab Dad so jayenge to main gali mein ek SIKKA phenk dungi, tum turrant andar aa jana.

    Lekin ladka sikka phenne ke ek ghante baad aaya aur kuch pareshaan bhi tha.

    Girl: Itni der kyo laga di?

    Boy: Wo main sikka DHOOND raha tha.

    Girl: Pagal wo tho 'DHAAGA BAANDH' ke phenka tha, tabhi waapas kheench liya tha...
  • Pappu's Future Plans

    Pappu ko hamesha apne papa se daant padti rehti thi kyunki vo studies mein below average tha.

    Ek din jab dono ek saath baith kar TV dekh rahe the tab achanak Pappu bola: Papa! Dekhna jab main business karunga na, toh achche achchon ke haath mein katora pakda dunga.

    Santa, hairaani se: Achcha!!! Wo kaise?

    Pappu haste hua bola: Gol-Gappe bechkar....
  • Too Much TV...

    3rd class ka bachcha apni Miss se kehta hai: Main aapko kaisa lagta hun... ?

    Miss: Too sweet and cute.

    Bachcha: Toh phir main apne mummi-papa ko aap ke ghar kab bhej dunu ??

    Miss: Wo kyon?

    Bachcha: Taaki wo hamari baat aage chalayein

    Miss: Yeh kya bakwas hai.

    Baccha: Tution padhane ke liye...!!! Miss aap bhi na kasam se TV dekh dekh ke kharab ho gayi hain...
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