• Teen Sawaal...

    Ek naujawan ne ek buzurg se pucha:

    Jab duniya ek din fanah ho jani hai toh log is ke peche kyun bhaagte hain?
    Paisa duniya mein reh jayega toh log is ke peeche zindagi kyun lutaate hain?
    Cheezon ko hasil karne ke liye doston ko dushmn kyun samajhte hain?

    Buzurg ne teeno sawalon ko bade gaur se suna. Phir unhone jaib se ek machis ki dabbi nikali, usmein se 3 teeliyan uthayi, phir 2 teeliyan wapis rakh diya, aur 1 teeli ko tor ke us k 2 hisse kar diye, aur agla hissa phenk diya pichley hisse ko thora sa nokdaar banaya or munh ke qareeb laa ke danton mein phasa hua khana nikalne lage aur bole: Mujhe kya pata...?
  • FACEBOOK Ki Leela...

    Facebook ki leela sab par padi bhaari hai...

    71 saal ki budhiya bhi yahan kunwaari hai...

    Chacha ki bhi kismat badal jaati hai...

    18 saal ki chaachi yahan mil jaati hai...

    Ladke yahan ladkiyan ban jaate hein...

    Nakali Id se aatank machaate hein...

    Kuchh toh itne paagal ho jaate hein...

    Din raat 'Add Me' - 'Add Me' chillaate hein!
  • Kanjoos Lovers...

    A kanjoos boy fell in LOVE with a kanjoos Girl

    Girl: Jab Dad so jayenge to main gali mein ek SIKKA phenk dungi, tum turrant andar aa jana.

    Lekin ladka sikka phenne ke ek ghante baad aaya aur kuch pareshaan bhi tha.

    Girl: Itni der kyo laga di?

    Boy: Wo main sikka DHOOND raha tha.

    Girl: Pagal wo tho 'DHAAGA BAANDH' ke phenka tha, tabhi waapas kheench liya tha...
  • Pappu's Future Plans

    Pappu ko hamesha apne papa se daant padti rehti thi kyunki vo studies mein below average tha.

    Ek din jab dono ek saath baith kar TV dekh rahe the tab achanak Pappu bola: Papa! Dekhna jab main business karunga na, toh achche achchon ke haath mein katora pakda dunga.

    Santa, hairaani se: Achcha!!! Wo kaise?

    Pappu haste hua bola: Gol-Gappe bechkar....
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