• New Year's Resolutions

    Teacher: Happy New Year bachchon! Aaj se 2014 start ho raha hai. Is naye saal pe kasam khao ki kabhi bhi sharaab aur cigarette nahin piyoge, drugs nahin loge, non veg nahin khaoge.

    Bachche: Theek hai sir, hum sharaab, cigarette, drugs, non veg ko chuenge tak nahin.

    Teacher: Kabhi ladkiyaan nahin chedoge.

    Bachche: Nahin chedenge sir.

    Teacher: Kabhi jua nahin kheloge.

    Bachche: Nahin khelenge sir.

    Teacher: Desh ke liye apni jaan tak bhi de denge.

    Bachche: De denge sir, aisi jaan ka karna bhi kya hai.
  • Doctor's Love Letter

    Kaafi Time Pehle Ka Kissa Hai. Ek Sundar Aur Bholi Si Ladki Ek Chemist Shop Ke Saamne Kaafi Der Se Khadi Thi! Bheed Chhatne Ka Intezaar Kar Rahi Thi.

    Shop Ka Owner Usko Shaq Ki Nazaron Se Ghoor Raha Tha...

    Bahut Der Baad Jab Dukaan Mein Koi Customer Nahin Bacha, Toh Wo Ladki Dukaan Mein Aayi! Ek Salesman Ko Dheere Se Ek Kone Mein Bulaya. Ye Dekhkar Dukaan Ka Malik Ab Aur Bhi Jyada Chaukanna Ho Gaya.

    Ladki Ne Dheere Se Ek Kagaj Salesman Ko Pakda Diya.

    Salesman Ne Kagaj Ko Dekha Aur Pucha (Confused): Kya Hai Ye?

    Ladki Ne Sharmate Hue Dheere Se Kaha: Bhaiya, Meri Ek Doctor Ke Sath Shaadi Fix Ho Gayi Hai Aur...

    Salesman: Toh?

    Ladki: Aaj Unka Pehla Khat Aaya Hai, Thoda Padhkar Sunayenge Kya? Writing Samajh Mein Nahin Aa Rahi Hai!!!
  • Santa's Railway Interview..

    Santa ka Railway Interview:

    Interviewer: Agar do gaadiyan ek line pe aa gayi toh kya karoge?

    Santa: Jee, red light dikhaunga.

    Interviewer: Red light na hoto?

    Santa: Torch dikhaunga...

    Interviewer: Torch na ho toh?

    Santa: Apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga.

    Interviewer: Shirt bhi red na huyi toh?

    Santa: Phir main apne bua ke ladke ko bulaunga...

    Interviewer: Hain..!! Wo kyun?

    Santa: Jee, usne kabhi traino accident nahin dekha...
  • Role Reversal

    Ek Admi Ne Bhagvaan Se Pucha: Main Sara Din Kaam Kartaa Hoon... Apne Parivaar Ke Liye Itni Mehnat Karta Hoon Meri Patni Pura Din Ghar Mein Rah Kar Karti Kyaa Hai? Uski Zindagi Bahut Saral Hai... Aisa Kyun Prabhu?

    Bhagvaan Bole: Kyun Na 2 Din Ke Liye Tumhe Patni Bana Dete Hain Aur Tumhari Biwi Ko Pati??

    Aadmi Maan Gayaa.

    Agle Din Subah 5 Baje Alaarm Baj Gayaa... Usne Uth Kar Bachchon Ka Breakfast Aur Lunch (Tiffin) Banaya, Phir Bachchon Ko Ready Kar Ke School Bheja. Phir Patni Ko Uthaa Kar Uska Naashta Banaya... Patni Ke Jaane Ke Baad Ghar Saaf Kiyaa... Abhi Naashta Karne Baitha Hi Tha Ki Kaamwaali Aa Gayi... Vo Gayi Toh Bachchon Ke School Se Aane Ka Time Ho Gaya. Unhe Khana Khilayaa Aur Homevark Karane Baith Gaya. Shaam Ke Khaane Ki Taiyaari Kar Ke Bachchon Ko Evening Classs Mein Le Gaya.
    Shaam Ko Patni Ke Aane Par Khana Parosa Toh Patni Ne Usamein 4 Kamiyaan Nikaal Di... Agle Din Subah Uthakar Sabse Pehle Bhagvaan Se Prarthna Kee: Bhagvaan Mujhe Vaapas Adami Bana Do... Mujhe Samajh Aa Gaya Ki Aurat Kitna Kaam Karti Hai...

    Kahaani Mein Twist.. Bhagvan Bole: Vaise Toh Tujhe 2 Din Ke Liye Aurat Bananaa Tha, Lekin Ab Main Chaah Kar Bhi Tujhe Aadmi Nahin Bana Sakta.

    Aadmi: Kyun Prabhu...???

    Bhagvaan: Kyunki Kal Raat Ko Tum Pregnant Ho Gaye Ho.
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