• New Year's Resolutions

    Teacher: Happy New Year bachchon! Aaj se 2014 start ho raha hai. Is naye saal pe kasam khao ki kabhi bhi sharaab aur cigarette nahin piyoge, drugs nahin loge, non veg nahin khaoge.

    Bachche: Theek hai sir, hum sharaab, cigarette, drugs, non veg ko chuenge tak nahin.

    Teacher: Kabhi ladkiyaan nahin chedoge.

    Bachche: Nahin chedenge sir.

    Teacher: Kabhi jua nahin kheloge.

    Bachche: Nahin khelenge sir.

    Teacher: Desh ke liye apni jaan tak bhi de denge.

    Bachche: De denge sir, aisi jaan ka karna bhi kya hai.
  • Santa's Railway Interview..

    Santa ka Railway Interview:

    Interviewer: Agar do gaadiyan ek line pe aa gayi toh kya karoge?

    Santa: Jee, red light dikhaunga.

    Interviewer: Red light na hoto?

    Santa: Torch dikhaunga...

    Interviewer: Torch na ho toh?

    Santa: Apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga.

    Interviewer: Shirt bhi red na huyi toh?

    Santa: Phir main apne bua ke ladke ko bulaunga...

    Interviewer: Hain..!! Wo kyun?

    Santa: Jee, usne kabhi traino accident nahin dekha...
  • Doctor's Love Letter

    Kaafi Time Pehle Ka Kissa Hai. Ek Sundar Aur Bholi Si Ladki Ek Chemist Shop Ke Saamne Kaafi Der Se Khadi Thi! Bheed Chhatne Ka Intezaar Kar Rahi Thi.

    Shop Ka Owner Usko Shaq Ki Nazaron Se Ghoor Raha Tha...

    Bahut Der Baad Jab Dukaan Mein Koi Customer Nahin Bacha, Toh Wo Ladki Dukaan Mein Aayi! Ek Salesman Ko Dheere Se Ek Kone Mein Bulaya. Ye Dekhkar Dukaan Ka Malik Ab Aur Bhi Jyada Chaukanna Ho Gaya.

    Ladki Ne Dheere Se Ek Kagaj Salesman Ko Pakda Diya.

    Salesman Ne Kagaj Ko Dekha Aur Pucha (Confused): Kya Hai Ye?

    Ladki Ne Sharmate Hue Dheere Se Kaha: Bhaiya, Meri Ek Doctor Ke Sath Shaadi Fix Ho Gayi Hai Aur...

    Salesman: Toh?

    Ladki: Aaj Unka Pehla Khat Aaya Hai, Thoda Padhkar Sunayenge Kya? Writing Samajh Mein Nahin Aa Rahi Hai!!!
  • Girl's Reactions!

    Reactions of a Girl without a boyfriend:
    1) Main nahi padti in chakkaro meine..!
    2) Mere liye mere gharwale important hain aur unke saamne boyfriend kuch bhi nahi...!
    3) Sab Ladke Ek Jaise Hi Hote Hain..!!

    Same Girl after having a boyfriend:
    1) Yaar pata nahi kaise ho gaya pyaar, uske siway kuch nahi dikhta ab mujhe..!!
    2) Gharwalon ko manana padega kaise bhi, I can't leave him and mein uske bin nahin rah sakti..!!
    3) Wo baaki ladkon ki tarah nahi hai, he loves me a lot..!!