• Girl's Reactions!

    Reactions of a Girl without a boyfriend:
    1) Main nahi padti in chakkaro meine..!
    2) Mere liye mere gharwale important hain aur unke saamne boyfriend kuch bhi nahi...!
    3) Sab Ladke Ek Jaise Hi Hote Hain..!!

    Same Girl after having a boyfriend:
    1) Yaar pata nahi kaise ho gaya pyaar, uske siway kuch nahi dikhta ab mujhe..!!
    2) Gharwalon ko manana padega kaise bhi, I can't leave him and mein uske bin nahin rah sakti..!!
    3) Wo baaki ladkon ki tarah nahi hai, he loves me a lot..!!
  • Let there be light

    Ek gaon me bijli aane waali thi. Wahan ke sabhi log khush the...

    Bijli aane ki khushi mein sab gaon waale jhum rahe the, nach rahe the, gaa rahe the, celebrations chal rahi thi...

    Wahin ek kutta bhi jhum-jhum ke nach raha tha... enjoy kar raha tha ann bada hi khush tha.

    Gaon ke ek admi ne kutte se puchha, "Are bhai tun kyo nach raha hai ?

    Kutta bola, "Bijli ayegi to khambe bhi to lagenge...."
  • When Santa Caught Spying...

    Santa was caught by Mughal soldiers and they took him to their king Akbar.

    Akbar: Kaun ho tum?

    Santa: Jahanpanah, main Santa hun.

    Akbar: Itni raat tum hamare mahal ke paas kya rahe the?

    Santa, ghabraate hue: Ji... main...vo... kuch nahin.. bas aise hi...

    Akbar: Sipahiyon, isko bandi bana do...

    Santa pleads: Nahin Jahanpanah, aisa mat kariye, please mujhe banda hi rehne do.
  • Banta's First Date

    Jab Banta College Mein Tha, Toh Uske Bholepan Ki Wajah Se Ek Ladki Se Uski Dosti Ho Gayi.

    Ek Din Dono Ka Program Bana Ki Aaj Date Pe Chalte Hai Aur Kahi Dinner Karte Hai.

    Toh Dono Ja Pahunch Jaate Hain Ek Badiya Se Hotel Mein. Dono Mein Baaton Ka Daur Chalta Raha, Saath Saath Main Kuch Mocktails.... Snacks... Soup... Bhi Chalte Rahe... Aur Phir Last Mein Dono Dinner Karna Shuru Kiya.

    Dinner Karte Karte Achanak Banta Badi Masoomiyat Se Ladki Ki Taraf Dekhne Lagta Hai.

    Ladki Puchti Hai: Kya Hua? Aise Kyun Dekh Rahe Ho?

    Banta, Dheere Se: Maine Aapko Kuch Kehna Hai, Aap Naraz To Nahi Ho Jaoge Na?

    Ladki, Sharma Ke: Nahi Ji, Bilkul Nahin. Aap Boliye.

    Banta: Bill Adha Adha Kar Lein, Koi Problem Toh Nahi Aapko???
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