• Role Reversal

    Ek Admi Ne Bhagvaan Se Pucha: Main Sara Din Kaam Kartaa Hoon... Apne Parivaar Ke Liye Itni Mehnat Karta Hoon Meri Patni Pura Din Ghar Mein Rah Kar Karti Kyaa Hai? Uski Zindagi Bahut Saral Hai... Aisa Kyun Prabhu?

    Bhagvaan Bole: Kyun Na 2 Din Ke Liye Tumhe Patni Bana Dete Hain Aur Tumhari Biwi Ko Pati??

    Aadmi Maan Gayaa.

    Agle Din Subah 5 Baje Alaarm Baj Gayaa... Usne Uth Kar Bachchon Ka Breakfast Aur Lunch (Tiffin) Banaya, Phir Bachchon Ko Ready Kar Ke School Bheja. Phir Patni Ko Uthaa Kar Uska Naashta Banaya... Patni Ke Jaane Ke Baad Ghar Saaf Kiyaa... Abhi Naashta Karne Baitha Hi Tha Ki Kaamwaali Aa Gayi... Vo Gayi Toh Bachchon Ke School Se Aane Ka Time Ho Gaya. Unhe Khana Khilayaa Aur Homevark Karane Baith Gaya. Shaam Ke Khaane Ki Taiyaari Kar Ke Bachchon Ko Evening Classs Mein Le Gaya.
    Shaam Ko Patni Ke Aane Par Khana Parosa Toh Patni Ne Usamein 4 Kamiyaan Nikaal Di... Agle Din Subah Uthakar Sabse Pehle Bhagvaan Se Prarthna Kee: Bhagvaan Mujhe Vaapas Adami Bana Do... Mujhe Samajh Aa Gaya Ki Aurat Kitna Kaam Karti Hai...

    Kahaani Mein Twist.. Bhagvan Bole: Vaise Toh Tujhe 2 Din Ke Liye Aurat Bananaa Tha, Lekin Ab Main Chaah Kar Bhi Tujhe Aadmi Nahin Bana Sakta.

    Aadmi: Kyun Prabhu...???

    Bhagvaan: Kyunki Kal Raat Ko Tum Pregnant Ho Gaye Ho.
  • Let there be light

    Ek gaon me bijli aane waali thi. Wahan ke sabhi log khush the...

    Bijli aane ki khushi mein sab gaon waale jhum rahe the, nach rahe the, gaa rahe the, celebrations chal rahi thi...

    Wahin ek kutta bhi jhum-jhum ke nach raha tha... enjoy kar raha tha ann bada hi khush tha.

    Gaon ke ek admi ne kutte se puchha, "Are bhai tun kyo nach raha hai ?

    Kutta bola, "Bijli ayegi to khambe bhi to lagenge...."
  • Toh Phir Katwa Le

    Wife: Jaanu Main Apne Baal Katwa Loon????

    Husband: Katwa Le...

    Wife: Magar Itni Mushkil Se Lambay Kiye The...

    Husband: Toh Phir Na Katwa...

    Wife: Magar Ajkal Chhotay Baal Ka Fashion Hai...

    Husband: Toh Phir Katwa Le...

    Wife: Magar Chhotay Balon Ki Choti Nahi Banti....

    Husband: Toh Phir Na Katwaa...

    Wife: Soch Rahi Hun Experiment Kar Ke Dekh Loon...

    Husband: Toh Phir Katwa Le...

    Wife: Lekin Agar Kharab Ho Gaye Toh?

    Husband: Toh Phir Na Katwa...

    Wife: Meri Friends Kehti Hain Ki Mere Face Cut Pe Chhote Baal Suit Karenge...

    Husband: Toh Phir Katwa Le...

    Wife: Agar Suit Na Kiye Toh Aap Responsible Hongey....

    Husband: Toh Phir Na Katwa...

    Wife: Vaise Chhotey Baal Sambhalna Asaan Hota Hai...

    Husband: Toh Phir Katwa Le...

    Wife: Dar Lagta Hai Kaheen Bhadde Na Lagein....

    Husband: Toh Phir Na Katwa....

    Wife: Achcha Ab Decide Kar Lia Maine... Katwa He Leti Hun...

    Husband: Toh Phir Katwa Le...

    Wife: Toh Phir Kab Chalengy ????

    Husband: Toh Phir Na Katwa...

    Wife: Main Ammi Ki araf Janey Ki Baat Kar Rahi Hun...

    Husband: Toh Phir Katwa Le....

    Wife: Aap Kya Keh Rahay Hain???? Apki Tabiyat Toh Theek Hai ?

    Husband: Toh Phir Na Katwa....

    Yeh Husband Bechara Ab Agra Ke Pagal Khanay Main Baitha Sara Din Yehi Bolta Rehta Hai....

    Toh Phir Katwa Le...
    Toh Phir Na Katwa.
  • Banta's First Date

    Jab Banta College Mein Tha, Toh Uske Bholepan Ki Wajah Se Ek Ladki Se Uski Dosti Ho Gayi.

    Ek Din Dono Ka Program Bana Ki Aaj Date Pe Chalte Hai Aur Kahi Dinner Karte Hai.

    Toh Dono Ja Pahunch Jaate Hain Ek Badiya Se Hotel Mein. Dono Mein Baaton Ka Daur Chalta Raha, Saath Saath Main Kuch Mocktails.... Snacks... Soup... Bhi Chalte Rahe... Aur Phir Last Mein Dono Dinner Karna Shuru Kiya.

    Dinner Karte Karte Achanak Banta Badi Masoomiyat Se Ladki Ki Taraf Dekhne Lagta Hai.

    Ladki Puchti Hai: Kya Hua? Aise Kyun Dekh Rahe Ho?

    Banta, Dheere Se: Maine Aapko Kuch Kehna Hai, Aap Naraz To Nahi Ho Jaoge Na?

    Ladki, Sharma Ke: Nahi Ji, Bilkul Nahin. Aap Boliye.

    Banta: Bill Adha Adha Kar Lein, Koi Problem Toh Nahi Aapko???