• Jhootha... Dhokhebaaz...

    1st Girl: Aaj kal ke ladkon ka toh bilkul bhi bharosa nahin karna chahiye !!! Main toh ab uski shakl bhi nahin dekhungi.

    2nd Girl: Kyon kya hua ??? Uska kisi aur ke saath bhi chaakar hai? Ya tumne usko kisi aur ladki ke sath dekh liya ?

    1st Girl: Nahin usne mujhe kisi aur ladke ke sath dekh liya hai, jab ki woh kal bol raha tha ki wo out of city jaa raha hai... Jhootha.... Dhokhebaaz..... Kameena.....
  • A True Gentleman!

    A Girl to a Boy in a train: Can I sit here?

    Boy: It' all yours.

    Girl: Can I take some water?

    Boy: Ya sure, my goodness.

    Girl, thodi der ke baad: Bhaiya agla station kaun sa hai?

    Boy: Mere baap ne mere bheje mein GPS fit nahi kar rakha hai, jaldi se seat khaali kar, mujhe neend aa rahi hai.
  • The Baby Bump

    Pappu: Papa Aunty ka pet itna kyun foola hua hai ?

    Santa: I know ki, tu sab Jan ta hai, badmaash.

    Pappu: Nahin papa, I don't know.

    Santa: Chal, Chal, jhooth mat bol.

    Pappu: Trust me dad, pease batao na, please, please, please...

    Pappu: Wo, yaar... aunty ke pet mein paani bhara hua hai.

    Pappu: Oh!... Achcha!!! Phir toh bachcha doob jayega...
  • Punishing Pappu

    Pappu ko hamesha school mein galtiyon ki wajah se maar ya daant padti rehti thi.

    Ek din Pappu ne phir se hamesha ki tarah homework nahin kiya tha aur isliye teacher us ko daant raha tha.

    Teacher: Sach-sach bata homework kyun nahi kiya? Sach bolna nahin toh chaddi utaar ke maarunga.

    Pappu ne bade bholepan se poocha: Sir, jab galti meri hai toh phir ap kyun chaddi utaroge?
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