• Facebook Waala Gyaan

    Once a father beats up his son and when son starts crying father says sorry.

    Son says: Take a piece of paper. Crumble it. Fold it. Now open it and say 'sorry' to it. Are the scars on the paper gone?

    Dad says: Take my scooter and try to start. does it start? Nahin naa. Now give it 3-4 kicks. Now does it start? Hua na. Saale tu wahi scooter hai, koi paper nahi. Aage se ye Facebook/WhatsApp wala gyaan apne baap ko mat dena.
  • Love Mariage!

    Beta: Mummy kya love marriage karne se ghar wale naraaz hote hain?

    Maa: Tu pakka kisi churail ke chakkar mein hoga or yeh sab tujhe usi daayan ne kaha hoga, ladkiyan to bus ladkon ko fasane mein hi lagi rehti hain, jahan achcha ladka dekha shuru ho jaati hain. Beta meri baat dhyaan se suno.. inke chakkron mein kabhi mat padna, inse bach ke rehna, yeh bahut smart aur dhokebaaz type ki hoti hain aur inka koi deen-imaan bhi...

    Beta: Aisa kuch nahi hai mom, woh to daddy bata rahe the ki aap dono ki love marriage hui thi.
  • Jhootha... Dhokhebaaz...

    1st Girl: Aaj kal ke ladkon ka toh bilkul bhi bharosa nahin karna chahiye !!! Main toh ab uski shakl bhi nahin dekhungi.

    2nd Girl: Kyon kya hua ??? Uska kisi aur ke saath bhi chaakar hai? Ya tumne usko kisi aur ladki ke sath dekh liya ?

    1st Girl: Nahin usne mujhe kisi aur ladke ke sath dekh liya hai, jab ki woh kal bol raha tha ki wo out of city jaa raha hai... Jhootha.... Dhokhebaaz..... Kameena.....
  • A True Gentleman!

    A Girl to a Boy in a train: Can I sit here?

    Boy: It' all yours.

    Girl: Can I take some water?

    Boy: Ya sure, my goodness.

    Girl, thodi der ke baad: Bhaiya agla station kaun sa hai?

    Boy: Mere baap ne mere bheje mein GPS fit nahi kar rakha hai, jaldi se seat khaali kar, mujhe neend aa rahi hai.