• Too Much TV...

    3rd class ka bachcha apni Miss se kehta hai: Main aapko kaisa lagta hun... ?

    Miss: Too sweet and cute.

    Bachcha: Toh phir main apne mummi-papa ko aap ke ghar kab bhej dunu ??

    Miss: Wo kyon?

    Bachcha: Taaki wo hamari baat aage chalayein

    Miss: Yeh kya bakwas hai.

    Baccha: Tution padhane ke liye...!!! Miss aap bhi na kasam se TV dekh dekh ke kharab ho gayi hain...
  • Height of Ignorance!

    Two best friends coming out of the examination hall with chips and coke in hands.
    First friend: Yaa aaj kaun sa paper tha???

    Second friend: Shayad Maths ka tha yaar, but I m not sure...

    First friend (surprisingly): Oye, you read the question paper???

    Second Friend: Arrey nahin yaar! Mere paas kahan time tha, I saw a girl sitting besides me using a calculator.
  • Taweez ka kamaal!

    Aurat: Baba ji, mera shohar ghar aatey hi mujhe maarna peetna shuru kar dete hain.

    Baba ek taweez nikaal ke us aurat ko deta hai aur kehta hai: Woh jaise hi ghar aaye toh tum ye TAWEEZ apne daant ke neechey dabaa lena.

    After 5 days...

    Aurat: Baba Ji kamaal ho gaya. Taweez daant ke neechey dabane ka itna phayda hua ke ab woh mujhe kuch nahi kehte.

    Baba: Ye phayda Taweez ka nahi, balki apni Zubaan band rakhne ka Hai...
  • Facebook Waala Gyaan

    Once a father beats up his son and when son starts crying father says sorry.

    Son says: Take a piece of paper. Crumble it. Fold it. Now open it and say 'sorry' to it. Are the scars on the paper gone?

    Dad says: Take my scooter and try to start. does it start? Nahin naa. Now give it 3-4 kicks. Now does it start? Hua na. Saale tu wahi scooter hai, koi paper nahi. Aage se ye Facebook/WhatsApp wala gyaan apne baap ko mat dena.