• Dominant Husband!!!

    Judge: Kya naam hai tumhaara?

    Mulzim: Huzoor, Ram Lal.

    Judge: Tum ne 10 saal se apni wife ko dabaa ke, daraa ke, dhamka ke, apne control mein rakha hai.

    Mulzim: Judge sahab vo aisa hai ki...

    Judge: Khamosh!!! Main safaai nahin maang raha hun; tarika bata tarika!!!!
  • Wife Calls Hubby...

    Wife: Khana kha liya?

    Husband: Khana kha liya?

    Wife: Batao na.

    Husband: Batao na.

    Wife: Pleaseee... batao na.

    Husband: Pleaseee..... batao na.

    Wife: Achcha ji! Meri naqal?

    Husband: Achcha ji! Meri naqal?

    Wife: I Love U!!!

    Husband: Haan yaar, khana kha liya maine...
  • The 500 Page Book

    Doctor, pagal se: Ye kya hai?

    Pagal: Ye maine 500 panno ki kitab likhi hai...

    Doctor: Tumne 500 panno pe kya likha?

    Pagal: 1st page pe likha hai Ek Raja ghode par baith ke jungal ki taraf chala, aur akhri page pe likha ke wo Raja jungle pahunch gaya.

    Doctor: To Kaminey beech ke 498 panno pe kya likha???

    Pagal: Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
    Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....

    Doctor: Teri ye kahani padhega kaun ?

    Pagal: WhatsApp par rakh dunga, mere jaise log juroor padhenge.
  • When Santa Caught Spying...

    Santa was caught by Mughal soldiers and they took him to their king Akbar.

    Akbar: Kaun ho tum?

    Santa: Jahanpanah, main Santa hun.

    Akbar: Itni raat tum hamare mahal ke paas kya rahe the?

    Santa, ghabraate hue: Ji... main...vo... kuch nahin.. bas aise hi...

    Akbar: Sipahiyon, isko bandi bana do...

    Santa pleads: Nahin Jahanpanah, aisa mat kariye, please mujhe banda hi rehne do.
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