• Treating Depression

    Doctor Depression Ke Patient Se: Ji Mam, Bataiye, Kya Takleef Hai?

    Lady Patient: Doctor Sahab, Dimaag Mein Bahut Hi Ulte-Seedhe Vichaar Aate Hain, Rukte Hi Nahin.

    Doctor: Kab Aate Hai, Yeh Ulte-Seedhe Vichaar Aur Kahan Aate Hai?

    Lady Patient: Doctor Ji, Kabhi Bhi Aa Jaate Hain.... Aur Kahin Bhi...

    Doctor: Achcha Batao Kaise Vichaar Aate Hain?

    Lady Patient: Abhi Ki Hi Baat Lo... Jab Main Yahan Aayi Toh Aapke OPD Mein Ek Bhi Patient Nahin Thaa. Toh Main Sochne Lagi Ki Doctor Sahab Ke Paas Koi Bhi Patient Nahin Hai... Inki Kamai Kaise Hogi... Aur Kamaai Nahin Hogi Toh Ghar Kaise Chalega. Itna Paisa Kharch Kiya Hoga Studies Pe... Ab Kya Karenge.. Hospital Banaane Mein Bhi Bahut Paisaa Lagaya Hoga, Ab Loan Ki EMI Kaise Bharenge ? Apne Bachchon Ki Studies Ki Liya Kahan Se Paisa Layenge... Kahin Kisanon Ki Tarah Suicide Toh Nahin Kar Lenge... Ek Din...!! Bas Doctor Sahab Aise Hi Kuch Bhi Vichaar Aate Rehte Hain Man Mein...

    Ab Doctor Depression Mein Hai.
  • Strange Back Pain

    Santa Apni Problem Leke Doctor Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola: Doctor Sahab, Jab Bhi Main Seedha Khada Rah Kar... Halka Sa Jhuk Kar Apni Left Leg Ghutne Se Modkar Seedha Karta Hoon... Phir Right Leg Ko Ghutne Se Modkar Seedha Karta Hoon Tab Kamar Mein Dard Hota Hai.

    Doctor, Hairani Se: Abe Agar Aisa Karne Se Dard Hota Hai Toh Tu Aisa Drama Karta Hi Kyun Hai?

    Santa, Badi Hi Masoomiyat Se: Toh Kya Main Ab Underwear Bhi Na Pahnu?
  • Kutta Mar Gaya!

    Ek Baar Ek Neta Ji Gaanv Mein Sabha Karne Ja Rahe The Lekin Gaanv Se Pehle Hi Unki Car Ke Neeche Ek Kutta Aa Gaya Aur Mar Gaya. Accident Ki Wajah Se Bhi Kharab Ho Gayi Aur Wahin Band Pad Gayi.

    Neta Ji Ne Driver Ko Madad Laane Ke Liye Gaanv Mein Bheja.

    Thodi Der Baad Jab Driver Lauta To Uske Gale Mein Dher Saari Malayein Padi Thi.
    Neta Ji Ne Poochha: Tune Wahan Jaa Ke Aisa Kya Kiya Jo Tera Itna Samman Hua... Itne Haar Tere Gale MeEin Daal Diye Logon Ne???

    Driver: Janaab, Maine Toh Sirf Itna Hi Kaha Ki Neta Ji Ki Car Ka Accident Ho Gaua Hai..... Aur Kutta Mar Gaya....
  • Doctor's Wife

    Ek Aadmi Ka Gala Baith Gaya Tha... Bahut Koshish Ke Baad Bhi Kuch Araam Nahi Mila. Raat Ke Do Baje Jab Takleef Kaafi Bad Gayi Toh Tang Aakar Vo Apni Biwi Se Bola: Kuch Samajh Mein Nahi Aa Raha Hai Ke Kya Karoon?

    Biwi: Main Toh Shaam Se Hi Bol Rahi Thi Ki Kisi Doctor Se Check Karwa Lo... Lekin Tum Meri Sunte Kahan Ho... Vo Samne Wale Apartment Mein Doctor Ka Ghar Hai, Wahan Chale Jaao.

    Pati: Raat Ke Do Baje Kisi Ke Ghar Jaate Achcha Nahin Lagta.

    Patni: Doctor Ka Farz Hota Hai Mareej Ko Dekhna Aur Theek Karna, Raat Ya Din Ka Koi Matlab Nahi Hota Ismein.

    Pati Ne Is Baat Ko Socha Aur Pareshani Ki Haalat Mein Samne Wale Apartment Mein Pahunch Ke Dawaja Khat-Khataya, Ander Se Doctor Ki Biwi Ne Pucha: Kaun Hai?

    Pati (Gala Bethi Hui Awaaz Mein): Main Hoon Aapka Padosi, Doctor Sahab Hai?

    Ander Se Biwi Ki Sexy Si Awaaz Aayi: Nahi Hai, Aa Jaao.
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