• New on Whatsapp

    Mrs. Khanna of my society messaged me: Hi... I am new on whatsapp... Any idea what does IDK, LY, TTYL mean...?

    I replied: I don't know, Love You, Talk To You Later !

    She replied: No problem. I'll ask my son... Love you too... Bye and Take Care

    And my wife read it and......

    Saala, bhalaai ka to zamana hi nahi raha.
  • Knee Pain Remedy for Women!!!

    Banta: Bhai Santa ! Tumhari Biwi Ka Ghutne Ka Dard Theek Hua Yaa Nahi ?

    Santa: Haan Yaar Doctor Ko Dikhaate Hee Theek Ho Gaya !

    Banta (Hairani se): Achchha ! Kaunsi Dawa Se ?

    Santa: Dawa Vagaira Kuchh Nahi ! Bas Doctor Ne Bataya Ki Ye Budhaape Kee Nishaani Hai Aur Us Din Ke Baad Phir Usne Dard Kee Shikaayat Hee Nahi Ki !!!
  • Baba Ji Ka Thullu!

    Gutthi - Cricket
    Cricket - Match
    Match - Team
    Team - India
    India - Australia
    Australia - Bada Score
    Bada Score - India
    India - Aasan Jeet
    Asaan Jeet - Khushi
    Khushi - Sidhu Pajji
    Sidhu Pajji - Thoko Taali
    Australia Ne Samjha India ko Ullu
    Australia Ne Samjha India ko Ullu
    .
    ..
    ...
    359 runs bana ke bhi kya mila - BABAJI KA THULLU!!!
  • Wines and Spirits Offers

    I found a Leaflet in newspaper this morning which read:

    ARE YOU AN ALCOHOLIC? CALL NOW. WE CAN HELP!!!'

    My wife insisted I make a call. I Called up.

    It was a liquor shop offer:
    'Buy 3 & Get 1 Free'

    Mere toh khushi ke aansu nikal aaye.
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