• Santa and His Padosan

    Ek Baar Santa Ki Padosan Bhabhi Bahaut Beemar Ho Jaati Hai. Use Khoon Ki Zarurat Padti Hai Toh Santa Dauda-Dauda Hospital Pahunch Jaata Hai Aur Apna Khoon Daan Karke Aa Jata Hai.

    Theek Hone Ke Baad Padosan Santa Ka Shukriya Karne Ke Liye Uske Ghar Jaati Hai.

    Padosan: Aapne Mujhe Apna Khoon Dekar Meri Jaan Bachayi, Aapka Bahaut Bahaut Shukriya.

    Santa Sharmate Hue Bola: Bhabhi Ji... Ismein Shukriya Ki Koi Baat Nahi, Bhale Hi Aap Pe Main Na Chadh Saka, Kam Se Kam Mera Khoon Toh Aap Pe Chadh Gaya.
  • Doctor's Advice

    Ek Aadmi Bahut Jyada Beemar Ho Gaya Tha, Aur Theek Hi Nahi Ho Paa Raha Tha.

    Uski Patni Usko Shahar Ke Ek Bahut Bade Doctor Ke Paas Le Gayi.

    Doctor Ne Achchi Tarah Se Checkup Kiya Aur Patni Ko Samjhate Hue Bola: Inko Achcha Aur Healthy Breakfast Do, Hamesha Inke Sath Dheere Aur Pyaar Se Bolo, Apni Koi Bhi Problem Inko Mat Batao, Ghar Mein Koi Bhi TV Serials Na Dekho, Shopping, Naye Kapde Aur Jewellery Ki Koi Bhi Demand Bilkul Bhi Na Karein, Aisa Agar Ek Saal Tak Karo Toh Ye Bikul Perfect Ho Jayenge.

    Ghar Aate Hue Raaste Mein Pati Ne Patni Se Puchha: Kya Kaha Doctor Ne?

    Patni Dukhi Man Se Boli: Aapke Bachne Ki Koi Umeed Nahi Hai.
  • Santa-Jeeto Jokes

    Khaana Khaate Huye Santa Ne Jeeto Ko Aawaz Lagaai Aur Pucha: Bhagyawan...! Yeh Jo Tumne Sabji Banaai Hai Ise Kya Kehte Hain?
    Jeeto: Kyun, Kisliye Poochh Rahe Ho?
    Santa: Arrey Bhai Mujhse Bhi Toh Swarg Mein Poochha Jayega Ki Kya Kha Ke Mare The?

    Ek Baar Santa Aur Jeeto Chori Ke Topic Par Baat Kar Rahe The.
    Santa: Jo Insan Chori Karta Hai, Wo Baad Mein Zaroor Pachhtaata Hai.
    Jeeto (Romantic Mood Mein): Aur Tumne Jo Shaadi Se Pehle Meri Neendein Churaai Thi Unke Baare Mein Kya Khayal Hai?
    Santa: Keh Toh Raha Hoon, Jo Chori Karta Hai Wo Baad Mein Pachhtata Zaroor Hai.

    Ek Baar Jeeto Ne Santa Se Pucha: Agar Main Aapko 2-3 Din Na Dikhoon Toh Aapko Kaisa Lagega??
    Santa Se Khushi Ke Maare Raha Nahi Gaya Aur Usne Bhi Bol Diya: Bahut Achcha Lagega.
    Jeeto Ko Bada Gussa Aaya... Bas Phir Kya Tha....
    Jeeto Monday Ko Nahi Dikhi.
    Tuesday Ko Nahi Dikhi.
    Wednesday Ko Nahi Dikhi.
    Thursday Ko Bhi Nahi Dikhi.
    Aur Phir Friday Ko Jab Santa Ki Aankh Ki Soojan Zara Si Kam Huyi Toh Thodi Thodi, Dhundli Si Dikhai Di.

    Santa Ki Wife Ka Baby Hone Wala Thha So Hospital Mein Admit Thhi.
    Nurse: Mubarak Ho Aap Ke Ghar Ladka Paida Hua Hai.
    Santa: Wah Ji Wah Kya Technology Hai, Biwi Meri Hospital Hai, Aur Bachcha Mere Ghar Paida Hua Hai.
  • Moh, Lobh Aur Swarth

    Ye Jo Kulfi Khaate Hue Apna Ek Haath Kulfi Ke Neech Lagaye Rehte Hain... Taaki Kulfi Gire Na...
    Ise Geeta Mein Sri Krishna Ne MOH Kaha Hai.

    Aur Kulfi Khatam Hone Ke Baad Bhi Jo Kulfi Ki Stick Chuste Rehte Hain...
    Ise Geeta Mein Sri Krishna Ne LOBH Kaha Hai.

    Aur Jo Kulfi Ki Stick Ko Phainkte Nahin Hain Aur Yeh Sochkar Ghar Le Jaate Hain Ki Bachchon Ke School Project Work Ke Kaam Aaye...
    Ise Geeta Mein Sri Krishna Ne SWARTH Kahaa Hai.
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