• Qualities of Indians...

    Some interesting facts about Indians...

    1. Jab shampoo ki bottle khatam ho jaaye to usme paani daalo ek baar aur use karlo.

    2. Toothpaste ko tab tak use karo jab taq usko pura nichod naa loo.

    3. Ghar me showcase me China Crockery ko sirf aur sirf Guests ke liye use karo.

    4. Gold kharidna ek gram bhi nai, par Gold ke rates ki bahut chinta hai apne ko.

    5. TV ke remote ko zor zor se dabayenge, usse thokenge, par usme nayi batteries nai daalenge.

    6. Kisi ne dinner party me invite kiya ho to uss din, din bhar kuch nai khaayenge, taki wahan party mein jee bhar k daba sake.

    7. Jab T-Shirt purani ho jaaye to usse night dress bana lo, jab aur jaada purani ho jaaye to use Holi me use karo, Aur fir usska Pocha bana lo. 8. Dominos waale se extra ketchup, oregano, paparika maango taki baad me ghar me use kar sakein.

    9. Pani puri khaane k baad, payment karne ke baad free Sukha Puri apna Haq hai...
  • Men are very Kind...

    Men are very Kind and Women are very Selfish!
    Wanna Proof??

    Most women don't like to help unknown men; But all men are ready anytime to help unknown women. Aurat ke dil mein sirf uske lover ya pati ke liye jagah hoti hai.... But Aadmi ka dil itna bada hota hai ki us mein...

    Dost ki girlfriend.
    Biwi ki friends.
    Saamne waali.
    Baaju waali.
    Oopar waali.
    Neeche waali.
    Kaam waali.
    Apni saali.
    Bhai ki saali.
    Behan ki nanad.
    Kids ki madams.
    aur
    Thodi Bahut biwi ke liye bhi jagah hoti hai....

    Sach mein Aadmi ka dil bahut bada hota hai... Meri toh aankhe bhar aayi.
  • She's Pregnant!

    Kanjoos baap k bete ne kaha: Papa meri girfriend pregnant ho gayi hai. 50,000 mang rahi hai, CHUP rehne ke.

    Kanjoos baap ne khamoshi se paise de diye.

    2 mahine baad dusra beta bola: Meri girlfriend pregnant hai. 75,000 mang rahi hai, CHUP rehne ke.

    Kanjoos baap ne ek baar phir khamoshi se paise de diye.

    6 mahine baad Kanjoos ki kuwari beti boli: Papa, I am pregnant!

    Kanjoos ne usko gale se lagaya aur maatha chum ke khushi se bola: Shabaash beti, ab paise lene ki baari hamari hai.
  • No More War!

    Ram aur Raavan ka bada serious yudh chal raha tha. Tabhi Raavan ne Ram ke peechay kisi ko khada dekha.

    Raavan: Chal yaar bye.

    Ram: Kya hua?

    Raavan: Kuch nahi yaar bas bye, le sita ko leja.

    Ram: Arrey hua kya, ruk to sahi.

    Raavan: Nahi yaar, achha I am sorry. Ok?

    Ram: Dost nahi hai... Bata to sahi hua kya???

    Raavan: Kuch nahi bhai baat hi khatam, no tension, no fikar... bas maje hi maje.

    Ram: Nahi pehle bata plssssss, tujhe meri kasam, kya hua???

    Raavan: Bas rehne de yaar, itni si baat pe tune Rajinikanth ko bula liya...