• Men are very Kind...

    Men are very Kind and Women are very Selfish!
    Wanna Proof??

    Most women don't like to help unknown men; But all men are ready anytime to help unknown women. Aurat ke dil mein sirf uske lover ya pati ke liye jagah hoti hai.... But Aadmi ka dil itna bada hota hai ki us mein...

    Dost ki girlfriend.
    Biwi ki friends.
    Saamne waali.
    Baaju waali.
    Oopar waali.
    Neeche waali.
    Kaam waali.
    Apni saali.
    Bhai ki saali.
    Behan ki nanad.
    Kids ki madams.
    aur
    Thodi Bahut biwi ke liye bhi jagah hoti hai....

    Sach mein Aadmi ka dil bahut bada hota hai... Meri toh aankhe bhar aayi.
  • She's Pregnant!

    Kanjoos baap k bete ne kaha: Papa meri girfriend pregnant ho gayi hai. 50,000 mang rahi hai, CHUP rehne ke.

    Kanjoos baap ne khamoshi se paise de diye.

    2 mahine baad dusra beta bola: Meri girlfriend pregnant hai. 75,000 mang rahi hai, CHUP rehne ke.

    Kanjoos baap ne ek baar phir khamoshi se paise de diye.

    6 mahine baad Kanjoos ki kuwari beti boli: Papa, I am pregnant!

    Kanjoos ne usko gale se lagaya aur maatha chum ke khushi se bola: Shabaash beti, ab paise lene ki baari hamari hai.
  • No More War!

    Ram aur Raavan ka bada serious yudh chal raha tha. Tabhi Raavan ne Ram ke peechay kisi ko khada dekha.

    Raavan: Chal yaar bye.

    Ram: Kya hua?

    Raavan: Kuch nahi yaar bas bye, le sita ko leja.

    Ram: Arrey hua kya, ruk to sahi.

    Raavan: Nahi yaar, achha I am sorry. Ok?

    Ram: Dost nahi hai... Bata to sahi hua kya???

    Raavan: Kuch nahi bhai baat hi khatam, no tension, no fikar... bas maje hi maje.

    Ram: Nahi pehle bata plssssss, tujhe meri kasam, kya hua???

    Raavan: Bas rehne de yaar, itni si baat pe tune Rajinikanth ko bula liya...
  • Akashwani

    Banta TRAIN mein chadne laga tab akashwani hui: Is mein mat chad yeh patri se utar jayegi.

    Jab Banta PLANE mein chadne laga tab awaaj aayi: Ye crash ho jayega.

    Jab vo BUS chadne laga tab awaaz aayi: Yeh khai mein gir jayegi.

    Banta gusse se: Kaun hai?

    Aawaz: GOD.

    Banta: Shadi ke waqt jab GHODI chad raha tha, tab aapka gala baith gaya tha kya?