• Nice Dress!

    A girl come in class wearing new sandals.

    A boy comments: Chappal achhi hai.

    Girl, gusse mein: Nikalun kya?

    Then all the boys: Tumhaari dress toh aur bhi achchi hai......
  • Pappu's Aim in Life!

    Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge?

    Pappu: Shaadi.

    Teacher: Nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?

    Pappu: Dulha Banunga.

    Teacher: Ohho, I mean to say, bade hoker kya haasil karoge?

    Pappu: Dulhan.

    Teacher: Abbe!!! Matlab bade ho kar mumy papa k liye kya karoge?

    Pappu: Bahu launga.

    Teacher: Arey bewakoof... Tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hain?

    Pappu: Pota.

    Teacher: Hey bhagwan. Abbe zindagi ka kya maksad hai?

    Pappu: Hum do, hamare do !!!
  • Unknown Caller!

    A man got a call from unknown number...

    Caller: Hi, are you single ???

    Man: Yes, but who are you... ???

    Caller: Your wife... Aaj ghar aana tab bataoongi.

    Another call from unknown number...

    Caller: Are you married...?

    Man: Yes, but who are you.. ??

    Caller: Your girlfriend, U cheat...

    Man: Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife...

    Caller: Wife hi hoon kamine, aaj tum bas ghar aao...
  • The Ecstatic Rabbit

    Cheetah cigarette ka kash lagane hi waala tha ki achanak khargosh wahan aaya aur bola, "Bhai chhod do nasha, aao mere sath, dekho jungle kitna khubsurat hai."

    Cheetah khargosh ke sath chal diya.

    Aage hathi cocaine le raha tha, khargosh phir bola, "Bhai chhod do nasha, aao mere sath, dekho jungle kitna khubsurat hai."

    Hathi bhi sath chal diya.

    Aage Sher whisky pene ki tayari kar raha tha, khargosh ne usko bhi wahi kaha.

    Sher ne glass side pe rakha aur khargosh ko 5-6 thappad maar diye.

    Hathi bola: "Arey bhai, kyun maar rahe ho is bechare ko?"

    Sher Bola: "Ye saala roz gaanja peekar aise hi sabko puri raat jungle ghumata rehta hai."
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