• Akashwani

    Banta TRAIN mein chadne laga tab akashwani hui: Is mein mat chad yeh patri se utar jayegi.

    Jab Banta PLANE mein chadne laga tab awaaj aayi: Ye crash ho jayega.

    Jab vo BUS chadne laga tab awaaz aayi: Yeh khai mein gir jayegi.

    Banta gusse se: Kaun hai?

    Aawaz: GOD.

    Banta: Shadi ke waqt jab GHODI chad raha tha, tab aapka gala baith gaya tha kya?
  • Nice Dress!

    A girl come in class wearing new sandals.

    A boy comments: Chappal achhi hai.

    Girl, gusse mein: Nikalun kya?

    Then all the boys: Tumhaari dress toh aur bhi achchi hai......
  • Pappu's Aim in Life!

    Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge?

    Pappu: Shaadi.

    Teacher: Nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?

    Pappu: Dulha Banunga.

    Teacher: Ohho, I mean to say, bade hoker kya haasil karoge?

    Pappu: Dulhan.

    Teacher: Abbe!!! Matlab bade ho kar mumy papa k liye kya karoge?

    Pappu: Bahu launga.

    Teacher: Arey bewakoof... Tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hain?

    Pappu: Pota.

    Teacher: Hey bhagwan. Abbe zindagi ka kya maksad hai?

    Pappu: Hum do, hamare do !!!
  • Unknown Caller!

    A man got a call from unknown number...

    Caller: Hi, are you single ???

    Man: Yes, but who are you... ???

    Caller: Your wife... Aaj ghar aana tab bataoongi.

    Another call from unknown number...

    Caller: Are you married...?

    Man: Yes, but who are you.. ??

    Caller: Your girlfriend, U cheat...

    Man: Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife...

    Caller: Wife hi hoon kamine, aaj tum bas ghar aao...