• Blocked...

    Aaj kal ki ladkiyan choti choti baat pe chat account block kar deti hain... Few examples:

    Boy: What's your Name??
    Girl: Palak and you?
    Boy: Paneer.
    **BLOCKED!!!**

    Girl : Hello I am Khusbu.
    Boy: Khusbu ka dusra naam bharosa agarbati.... kone kone me khusbu faila de.
    **Blocked**

    Boy: Hi, what's your name??
    Girl: Neha Singhal.
    Boy: Oh.. I am also Single.
    **Blocked**

    Girl: What's UP?
    Boy: Uttar Pradesh...
    **blocked**

    Girl: Tu soya hai...???
    Boy: Nahi...! Schezwan hun..!
    **Blocked Instantly**

    Girl: I'm free tommorow!
    Boy: Pehle kya paid thi??
    **BLOCKED**

    Boy: Aj mausam achha hai, Mall chalte hain.
    Girl: Waha kya karenge??
    Boy: Hawan karenge, hawan karenge.
    **Blocked**

    Girl: See ya!
    Boy: Ram Chandra ki jai!
    **Blocked**

    Girl: Have a Good Day....
    Boy: No thank you... I like Parle-G more...
    **BLOCKED**

    Girl: I need some Space.
    Boy: Ok then go to Sonakshi Sinha's forehead.
    **Blocked**

    Girl puts up her status: Waiting for CHENNAI EXPRESS...
    Boy: COOLIE hai kya??
    **Blocked**

    Boy: Thank you.
    Girl: It's my Pleasure.
    Boy: My Bajaj Pulsar.
    **Blocked Forever**
  • Strike a Pose!

    Photographer studio mein 6 saal ke bachche se bolta hai: Meri taraf dekho beta is camera se kabutar niklega.

    Bachcha: Focus adjust kar, Jhallon wali baatein mat kar. Portrait mode use karna, macro ke sath, ISO 200 ke andar rakhna, High Resolution me pic aani chahiye Facebook pe upload karni hai warna paise nahi milenge. Non sense... 'Kabutar nikaaloge...' Tumhaare baap ne kabutar dala tha isme!!!
  • Children Allowance

    Banta ke 4 bachche the. Government ne elaan kiya: Jiske 5 bachche honge usko Rs 2000/ mahina diya jayega...

    Banta ne apni biwi se kaha: Mera 1 beta meri girl friend ke pass hai, main usko bhi le ke aata hoon...

    Banta jab vapas Ghar aya toh apney 2 bachche gayab...

    Banta ne apni biwi se pucha: 2 bachche Kahah hain...???

    Biwi: Jis-jis ke the vo le gaye. Tum ne akele ne toh elaan nahi suna tha...
  • SOS Call...

    Pappu ne live Radio Station call ki: Hello... Ji Ye Radio Station Hai ?

    RJ: Ji Haan.

    Pappu: Meri awaaz pura shehar sun raha hai ?

    RJ: Ji Haan.

    Pappu: Yani ghar mein jo meri behan radio sunn rahi hai wo bhi sun rahi hogi.?

    RJ, gusse mein: Haaan bai haan .

    Pappu: Hello Gullo! Agar meri aawaz sun rahi hai toh jaldi se motor chala de...! Main chhat par... toilet mein hun aur paani khatam ho gaya hai...