• Unknown Caller!

    A man got a call from unknown number...

    Caller: Hi, are you single ???

    Man: Yes, but who are you... ???

    Caller: Your wife... Aaj ghar aana tab bataoongi.

    Another call from unknown number...

    Caller: Are you married...?

    Man: Yes, but who are you.. ??

    Caller: Your girlfriend, U cheat...

    Man: Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife...

    Caller: Wife hi hoon kamine, aaj tum bas ghar aao...
  • The Ecstatic Rabbit

    Cheetah cigarette ka kash lagane hi waala tha ki achanak khargosh wahan aaya aur bola, "Bhai chhod do nasha, aao mere sath, dekho jungle kitna khubsurat hai."

    Cheetah khargosh ke sath chal diya.

    Aage hathi cocaine le raha tha, khargosh phir bola, "Bhai chhod do nasha, aao mere sath, dekho jungle kitna khubsurat hai."

    Hathi bhi sath chal diya.

    Aage Sher whisky pene ki tayari kar raha tha, khargosh ne usko bhi wahi kaha.

    Sher ne glass side pe rakha aur khargosh ko 5-6 thappad maar diye.

    Hathi bola: "Arey bhai, kyun maar rahe ho is bechare ko?"

    Sher Bola: "Ye saala roz gaanja peekar aise hi sabko puri raat jungle ghumata rehta hai."
  • Blocked...

    Aaj kal ki ladkiyan choti choti baat pe chat account block kar deti hain... Few examples:

    Boy: What's your Name??
    Girl: Palak and you?
    Boy: Paneer.
    **BLOCKED!!!**

    Girl : Hello I am Khusbu.
    Boy: Khusbu ka dusra naam bharosa agarbati.... kone kone me khusbu faila de.
    **Blocked**

    Boy: Hi, what's your name??
    Girl: Neha Singhal.
    Boy: Oh.. I am also Single.
    **Blocked**

    Girl: What's UP?
    Boy: Uttar Pradesh...
    **blocked**

    Girl: Tu soya hai...???
    Boy: Nahi...! Schezwan hun..!
    **Blocked Instantly**

    Girl: I'm free tommorow!
    Boy: Pehle kya paid thi??
    **BLOCKED**

    Boy: Aj mausam achha hai, Mall chalte hain.
    Girl: Waha kya karenge??
    Boy: Hawan karenge, hawan karenge.
    **Blocked**

    Girl: See ya!
    Boy: Ram Chandra ki jai!
    **Blocked**

    Girl: Have a Good Day....
    Boy: No thank you... I like Parle-G more...
    **BLOCKED**

    Girl: I need some Space.
    Boy: Ok then go to Sonakshi Sinha's forehead.
    **Blocked**

    Girl puts up her status: Waiting for CHENNAI EXPRESS...
    Boy: COOLIE hai kya??
    **Blocked**

    Boy: Thank you.
    Girl: It's my Pleasure.
    Boy: My Bajaj Pulsar.
    **Blocked Forever**
  • Strike a Pose!

    Photographer studio mein 6 saal ke bachche se bolta hai: Meri taraf dekho beta is camera se kabutar niklega.

    Bachcha: Focus adjust kar, Jhallon wali baatein mat kar. Portrait mode use karna, macro ke sath, ISO 200 ke andar rakhna, High Resolution me pic aani chahiye Facebook pe upload karni hai warna paise nahi milenge. Non sense... 'Kabutar nikaaloge...' Tumhaare baap ne kabutar dala tha isme!!!