• Funny Translation

    Santa English me fail ho gaya translation ki wajah se...;

    1. Mein ek aam admi hun...
    I am a mango man.

    2. Mujhe English aati hai.
    English comes to me.

    3. Mera talluq haripur hazara se hai.
    I belong to green pur thousanda.

    4. Sdak par goliya chal rahi hai.
    Tablets are walking on the road....!
  • Overspeeding!

    Traffic police chalaan book nikaal ke bola: Naam bol?

    Ladka: Galti ho gaya Sir...

    Police: Naam Bol.

    Ladka: Sorry sir, is baar jane do... dobara nahi hoga.

    Police: Naam kya hai.

    Ladka: Trikulavattyy Thekkeparambli Venkateshwara Swami.

    Police (book band karke): Theek hai, agli baar gaadi dheere chalana!
  • Santa and Maggi!

    Santa se interview mein pucha gaya:

    Agar 2 minute ke liye aapko PM bana diya jaye toh aap kya karenge.....??

    Santa: Hum Maggi noodles banayenge.

    Intrviwer: Why....??

    Santa: 2 Minute mein toh sirf Maggi ban sakta hai..

    Intrvwer: Agar 5 saal ke liye bana diya jaye....??

    Santa: Hum 5 saal ke liye PM nahi banenge.

    Intrvwer: Why....??

    Santa: Itni Maggi kaun khayega...??
  • Guys vs Gals!

    Ladka izhar-e-mohabat kary to ladki k ye 5 jawab ho saktay hain:

    1) No...
    2) Yes...
    3) Aapko dost samjhti hun...
    4) I m engaged...
    5) I love someone else...

    Aur ladki izhar-e-mohabat kary to lardke k 5 jawab ye hongay:

    1) Haan...
    2) Yes...
    3) Ok...
    4) Alright...
    5) Me too...
    Boyz ka dil, dil nahi darya hota hai.
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