• Children Allowance

    Banta ke 4 bachche the. Government ne elaan kiya: Jiske 5 bachche honge usko Rs 2000/ mahina diya jayega...

    Banta ne apni biwi se kaha: Mera 1 beta meri girl friend ke pass hai, main usko bhi le ke aata hoon...

    Banta jab vapas Ghar aya toh apney 2 bachche gayab...

    Banta ne apni biwi se pucha: 2 bachche Kahah hain...???

    Biwi: Jis-jis ke the vo le gaye. Tum ne akele ne toh elaan nahi suna tha...
  • SOS Call...

    Pappu ne live Radio Station call ki: Hello... Ji Ye Radio Station Hai ?

    RJ: Ji Haan.

    Pappu: Meri awaaz pura shehar sun raha hai ?

    RJ: Ji Haan.

    Pappu: Yani ghar mein jo meri behan radio sunn rahi hai wo bhi sun rahi hogi.?

    RJ, gusse mein: Haaan bai haan .

    Pappu: Hello Gullo! Agar meri aawaz sun rahi hai toh jaldi se motor chala de...! Main chhat par... toilet mein hun aur paani khatam ho gaya hai...
  • Sabse bada kaun?

    Ek Sharabi full tight hokar ghar jaa raha tha. Raaste me mandir ke baahar pujari dikha. Sharabi ne pujari se poocha, "Sabse bada kaun?"

    Pujaari ne peecha chudane ke liye kaha, "Mandir Bada."

    Sharabi bola, "Mandir bada toh dharti pe kaise khada?" Pujari: "Dharti badi."

    Sharabi, "Dharti badi toh Sheshnaag pe kyun khadi?"

    Pujari: "Sheshnaag bada."

    Sharabi: "Sheshnaag bada toh Shiv ke gale me kyon pada?" Pujari: "Shiv bada."

    Sharabi: "Shiv bada toh Parbat par kyon khada?"

    Pujari: "Parbat bada."

    Sharabi: "Parbat bada toh Hanuman ki ungli pe kyon pada?"

    Pujari: "Hanuman bada." Sharabi: "Hanuman bada toh Ram ki charno me kyon pada?"

    Pujari: "Ram bada."

    Sharabi: "Ram bada toh Ravan ke piche kyun pada?"

    Pujari: "Arey mere baap tu bata kaun bada?"

    Sharabi, "Is duniya me woh bada jo puri bottle pee ke apni taango pe khada!!!"
  • Funny Translation

    Santa English me fail ho gaya translation ki wajah se...;

    1. Mein ek aam admi hun...
    I am a mango man.

    2. Mujhe English aati hai.
    English comes to me.

    3. Mera talluq haripur hazara se hai.
    I belong to green pur thousanda.

    4. Sdak par goliya chal rahi hai.
    Tablets are walking on the road....!