• Overspeeding!

    Traffic police chalaan book nikaal ke bola: Naam bol?

    Ladka: Galti ho gaya Sir...

    Police: Naam Bol.

    Ladka: Sorry sir, is baar jane do... dobara nahi hoga.

    Police: Naam kya hai.

    Ladka: Trikulavattyy Thekkeparambli Venkateshwara Swami.

    Police (book band karke): Theek hai, agli baar gaadi dheere chalana!
  • Santa and Maggi!

    Santa se interview mein pucha gaya:

    Agar 2 minute ke liye aapko PM bana diya jaye toh aap kya karenge.....??

    Santa: Hum Maggi noodles banayenge.

    Intrviwer: Why....??

    Santa: 2 Minute mein toh sirf Maggi ban sakta hai..

    Intrvwer: Agar 5 saal ke liye bana diya jaye....??

    Santa: Hum 5 saal ke liye PM nahi banenge.

    Intrvwer: Why....??

    Santa: Itni Maggi kaun khayega...??
  • Guys vs Gals!

    Ladka izhar-e-mohabat kary to ladki k ye 5 jawab ho saktay hain:

    1) No...
    2) Yes...
    3) Aapko dost samjhti hun...
    4) I m engaged...
    5) I love someone else...

    Aur ladki izhar-e-mohabat kary to lardke k 5 jawab ye hongay:

    1) Haan...
    2) Yes...
    3) Ok...
    4) Alright...
    5) Me too...
    Boyz ka dil, dil nahi darya hota hai.
  • Santa & Banta vs Viswanathan Anand

    Santa and Banta were playing chess...
    (joke doesn't end here).

    Santa: Chal yaar bas karte hain, pak raha hai.

    Banta: Haan yaar, waise bhi tera sirf haathi bacha hai aur mera sirf ghoda.

    The joke doesn't end here either...

    Phir wahan Viswanathan Anand aata hai.

    Vishy: Chalo Santa-Banta, chess khelte hain.

    Santa-Banta: Nahi, aap to hume aasani se hara doge.

    Vishy: Chalo yaar. Tum dono aur me akela.

    Santa-Banta: Phir bhi hum haar jayenge.

    Vishy: Okay, mai left hand se khelunga.

    Ssnts-Banta: Haan. Phir thik hai.

    The joke still doesn't end...

    Dono obviously haar jate hai aur Vishy chala jata hai.

    Santa: Badi sharmanaak baat hai, yaar. Left hand se bhi hara diya usne.

    Banta: Abe bewkoof bana gaya woh hume.

    Santa: Kaise?

    Banta: Saala lefty hi hoga...