• Guys vs Gals!

    Ladka izhar-e-mohabat kary to ladki k ye 5 jawab ho saktay hain:

    1) No...
    2) Yes...
    3) Aapko dost samjhti hun...
    4) I m engaged...
    5) I love someone else...

    Aur ladki izhar-e-mohabat kary to lardke k 5 jawab ye hongay:

    1) Haan...
    2) Yes...
    3) Ok...
    4) Alright...
    5) Me too...
    Boyz ka dil, dil nahi darya hota hai.
  • Santa & Banta vs Viswanathan Anand

    Santa and Banta were playing chess...
    (joke doesn't end here).

    Santa: Chal yaar bas karte hain, pak raha hai.

    Banta: Haan yaar, waise bhi tera sirf haathi bacha hai aur mera sirf ghoda.

    The joke doesn't end here either...

    Phir wahan Viswanathan Anand aata hai.

    Vishy: Chalo Santa-Banta, chess khelte hain.

    Santa-Banta: Nahi, aap to hume aasani se hara doge.

    Vishy: Chalo yaar. Tum dono aur me akela.

    Santa-Banta: Phir bhi hum haar jayenge.

    Vishy: Okay, mai left hand se khelunga.

    Ssnts-Banta: Haan. Phir thik hai.

    The joke still doesn't end...

    Dono obviously haar jate hai aur Vishy chala jata hai.

    Santa: Badi sharmanaak baat hai, yaar. Left hand se bhi hara diya usne.

    Banta: Abe bewkoof bana gaya woh hume.

    Santa: Kaise?

    Banta: Saala lefty hi hoga...
  • Facebook Freak!

    Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge?
    Student: Facebooking Karunga !!

    Teacher: Nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?
    Student: Facebook pages ka Admin banunga.

    Teacher: Ohoo, I mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge?
    Student: Facebook Admin Rights.

    Teacher: IDIOT! Mera matlab bade ho kar mummy papa ke liye kya karoge?
    Student: Facebook par Page bnaunga 'I MOM & DAD'

    Teacher: Stupid tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hain ?
    Student: Mere Facebook ka Pasword.

    Teacher: Oh God, tumari zindagi ka kya maksad hai?
    Student: Facebook, but never Face your Book.
  • Kahan, Kyun, Kiske Saath?

    COLUMBUS agar married hota to America kabhi discover nahi kar pata. Kyunki tab us se poocha jata:

    1. Kahan jaa rahe ho?

    3. Kyun Jaa rahe ho?

    2. Kiske saath jaa rahe ho?

    3. Main bhi chalungi.

    4. Wapas kab aaoge?

    5. Ghar reh kar hi discover karlo.

    6. Mere liye kya laoge?

    7. Wapas aate waqt sabji lete aana.

    8. Pahunch ke phone karna.

    9. Har baar tum hi kyon discover karte ho? Koi aur kyon nahi kar sakta?