• Ladka Kya Kar Raha Hai?

    Ek Ladka Aur Ladki Shaadi Karna Chahte The, Par Unhe Darr Tha Ke Ladki Ke Maa Baap Love Marriage Ke Liye Nahi Maanenge.

    Ladki Ne Iss Mamle Me Apne Gharwalo Se Baat Kari, Lekin Vo Toh Ek Hi Baar Me Maan Gaye.

    Ladka Ye Sunkar Hairan Ho gaya. Usne Ladki Se Pucha: Darling Tumharee Ghar Mein Sab Kaise Maan Gaye Hamari Shadi K Liye.

    Ladki Ne Muskurate Hue Jawab Diya: Kuch Nahi, Ek Question Ka Answer Diya Or Sab Ne Phatafat Haan Kar Di.

    Ladka: Aisa Kya Pucha Unhone?

    Ladki: Unhone Pucha Ladka Kya Kar Raha Hai?

    Ladka: Toh Tumne Kya Kaha?

    Ladki: Maine Kaha Ki Pet Ke Andar Laat Maar Raha Hai.

    Parents Shocked. Ladki Rocked.
  • Santa Ke Kisse

    Santa Apni Biwi Ke Saath So Raha Tha Tabhi Achanak Bolta Hai: Bheega Sa Lagta Hai Aalam Mujhe, Bheegi Si Lagti Hai Subah Mujhe, Bheega Lag Raha Hai Saara Jahan Mujhe... Bheega
    Jeeto: Kisne Kaha Tha Ki Raat Ko Daba Kar Beer Piyo... Oye Shayar Ki Aulad Tumne Bistar Pe Peshaab Kar Diya Hai.

    Santa Ko Loose Motions Ki Problem Ho Gayi Toh Vo Doctor Ke Paas Gaya Aur Bola: Doctor Ji, Mere Dast Rukne Ka Naam Nahin Le Rahe, Kuch Achcha Sa Ilaaz Bataiiye.
    Doctor: Tumne Kela Try Kiya Tha?
    Santa: Haan Doctor Saab, Kiya Toh Tha... Lekin Jab Nikaala Toh Phir Suru Ho Gaye.

    Biwi Se Pareshaan Santa Ne Suicide Karne Ki Decide Kar Liya Aur Paanchve Floor Se Kudne Hi Waala Tha Ki Uski Biwi Ne Andar Se Awaaz Lagayi: Aji Sunte Ho, Meri Kuch College Days Ki Friends Aayi Hain... Andar Aa Jao... Aapki Pechaan Karwa Deti Hun Sab Se...
    Santa: Haan... Haan... Ek Minute Mein Aaaya.

    Santa Ka Promotion Hua Aur Vo Apni Company Mein Manager Ban Gaya. Ghar Aatey Hi Apni Biwi Jeeto Se Bola: O Jeeto Ji, Ab Tum Ek Manager Ke Saath Ghumogi Aur Shopping Karogi Aur Movies Dekhogi Aur Aish Karogi...
    Jeeto, Khusi Se: Achcha... Sach Mein... Kis Ke Saath... Sharma Ji Ke Saath Ya Gupta Ki Saath...???

    Ek Bike Waale Ne Address Puchne Ke Liye Santa Se Pucha: Excuse Me.... Mujhe Rose Garden Jaana Hai...
    Santa: Toh Jaa Na Bhai... Aise Sabko Ruk-Ruk Ke Batayega Toh Pahunchga Kab?

    Bhikhari: 10 Rs Ka Sawaal Hai!
    Santa: Pucho... Pucho... Kya Pata Mujhe Aate Hi Ho!!
    Us Din Se Bhikhari Ne Bheekha Maangna Chod Di....
  • Old Wine In A New Bottle

    Shaadi Ke Do Din Baad Dulha Us Beauty Parlour Mein Gaya Jahan Uski Biwi Ko Dulhan Banaya Gaya Tha.

    Aadmi Ne Parlour Waali Madam Ko Ek Chota Sa Dabba Gift Diya Aur Uski Biwi Ka Itna Achcha Make-up Karne Ke Liye Aur Sajane Ke Liye Thanks Bola Aur Waapas Aa Gaya.

    Us Aadmi Ke Jaane Ke Baad Madam Ne Gift Ko Unwrap Kiya Toh Usmein Se Ek iPhone X Ka Dabba Nikla. Wo Badi Excitement Aur Khushi Khushi Se Dabba Kholti Hai Toh Usmein Ek Purana Sa Nokia Ka Phone Rakha Hua Tha Aur Uske Neeche Ek Handwritten Note Rakha Tha.

    Madam Ne Note Utha Ke Dekha Toh Uspe Likha Tha: 'SAME FEELINGS'
  • How Punjabis Say It

    Punjabi is now the third language in Canada's Parliament. However, BC continues to stand for British Columbia.

    Canada govt has introduced A Crash Course in Pinglish: (Punjabi English):

    Mint - 1/60th of an hour

    Skint - 1/60th of a minute

    Seetan - many seats

    Tict - what you need to buy to watch a show alone

    Tictan - what you need to buy to watch a show with family

    Puls - law enforcement officers

    Skoorty - what Puls is supposed to provide

    Occayyun - Event, incident

    Maiyr - To determine, to measure

    Pokt - the place where you keep things in your dress

    Cloony - The housing society where you stay

    Boot - men's footwear of all types

    Tolt - Lavatory

    Sport - assistance, cooperation

    Kaneeda - Canada

    Amreeka - America