|Ek Ladka Aur Ladki Shaadi Karna Chahte The, Par Unhe Darr Tha Ke Ladki Ke Maa Baap Love Marriage Ke Liye Nahi Maanenge.|
Ladki Ne Iss Mamle Me Apne Gharwalo Se Baat Kari, Lekin Vo Toh Ek Hi Baar Me Maan Gaye.
Ladka Ye Sunkar Hairan Ho gaya. Usne Ladki Se Pucha: Darling Tumharee Ghar Mein Sab Kaise Maan Gaye Hamari Shadi K Liye.
Ladki Ne Muskurate Hue Jawab Diya: Kuch Nahi, Ek Question Ka Answer Diya Or Sab Ne Phatafat Haan Kar Di.
Ladka: Aisa Kya Pucha Unhone?
Ladki: Unhone Pucha Ladka Kya Kar Raha Hai?
Ladka: Toh Tumne Kya Kaha?
Ladki: Maine Kaha Ki Pet Ke Andar Laat Maar Raha Hai.
Parents Shocked. Ladki Rocked.
|Santa Apni Biwi Ke Saath So Raha Tha Tabhi Achanak Bolta Hai: Bheega Sa Lagta Hai Aalam Mujhe, Bheegi Si Lagti Hai Subah Mujhe, Bheega Lag Raha Hai Saara Jahan Mujhe... Bheega|
Jeeto: Kisne Kaha Tha Ki Raat Ko Daba Kar Beer Piyo... Oye Shayar Ki Aulad Tumne Bistar Pe Peshaab Kar Diya Hai.
Santa Ko Loose Motions Ki Problem Ho Gayi Toh Vo Doctor Ke Paas Gaya Aur Bola: Doctor Ji, Mere Dast Rukne Ka Naam Nahin Le Rahe, Kuch Achcha Sa Ilaaz Bataiiye.
Doctor: Tumne Kela Try Kiya Tha?
Santa: Haan Doctor Saab, Kiya Toh Tha... Lekin Jab Nikaala Toh Phir Suru Ho Gaye.
Biwi Se Pareshaan Santa Ne Suicide Karne Ki Decide Kar Liya Aur Paanchve Floor Se Kudne Hi Waala Tha Ki Uski Biwi Ne Andar Se Awaaz Lagayi: Aji Sunte Ho, Meri Kuch College Days Ki Friends Aayi Hain... Andar Aa Jao... Aapki Pechaan Karwa Deti Hun Sab Se...
Santa: Haan... Haan... Ek Minute Mein Aaaya.
Santa Ka Promotion Hua Aur Vo Apni Company Mein Manager Ban Gaya. Ghar Aatey Hi Apni Biwi Jeeto Se Bola: O Jeeto Ji, Ab Tum Ek Manager Ke Saath Ghumogi Aur Shopping Karogi Aur Movies Dekhogi Aur Aish Karogi...
Jeeto, Khusi Se: Achcha... Sach Mein... Kis Ke Saath... Sharma Ji Ke Saath Ya Gupta Ki Saath...???
Ek Bike Waale Ne Address Puchne Ke Liye Santa Se Pucha: Excuse Me.... Mujhe Rose Garden Jaana Hai...
Santa: Toh Jaa Na Bhai... Aise Sabko Ruk-Ruk Ke Batayega Toh Pahunchga Kab?
Bhikhari: 10 Rs Ka Sawaal Hai!
Santa: Pucho... Pucho... Kya Pata Mujhe Aate Hi Ho!!
Us Din Se Bhikhari Ne Bheekha Maangna Chod Di....
|Shaadi Ke Do Din Baad Dulha Us Beauty Parlour Mein Gaya Jahan Uski Biwi Ko Dulhan Banaya Gaya Tha.|
Aadmi Ne Parlour Waali Madam Ko Ek Chota Sa Dabba Gift Diya Aur Uski Biwi Ka Itna Achcha Make-up Karne Ke Liye Aur Sajane Ke Liye Thanks Bola Aur Waapas Aa Gaya.
Us Aadmi Ke Jaane Ke Baad Madam Ne Gift Ko Unwrap Kiya Toh Usmein Se Ek iPhone X Ka Dabba Nikla. Wo Badi Excitement Aur Khushi Khushi Se Dabba Kholti Hai Toh Usmein Ek Purana Sa Nokia Ka Phone Rakha Hua Tha Aur Uske Neeche Ek Handwritten Note Rakha Tha.
Madam Ne Note Utha Ke Dekha Toh Uspe Likha Tha: 'SAME FEELINGS'
|Last month during Christmas a family from Kanpur, was on holidays in Australia.|
Apart from his wife and two children, this man from Kanpur was also accompanied by his old age father.
They were traveling on one of the free ways. This Indian Family was in their car and was followed by a Local Aussie Lady, driving at a safe distance.
Suddenly the Aussie Lady saw a head of an old man coming out of the window and vomiting blood.
She took a quick action and informed the 000 for help. In no time, there appeared an Air Ambulance Helicopter.
The well trained staff quickly shifted that old man on the stretcher. Oxygen supply started. Doctors started examining him. Sometime later, the old man was declared safe and fit to travel again.
Kudos to Quick Help and Well Done The Aussie Lady.
But for these services, our Kanpur man had to pay AUD 3500.
With these unplanned heavy financial charges, the Kanpur man was in shock and he blasted on his Old Aged Father: Gutkha Kha Kar Khidki Ke Bahar Pichkari Maarne Ki Kya Zaroorat Thi?