• Baarish Ho Rahi Hai

    Aaj Office Se Aakar Jab Mein Bahar Apni Balcony Mein Baitha Toh Mausam Ekdum Suhawana Ho Gya Aur Baarish Bhi Shuru Ho Gayi. Maine Apni Patni Se Kaha: Arey Sunti Ho... Dekho Bahar Kya Mast Baarish Ho Rahi Hai.

    Meri Patni Jhat Se Boli: Sochna Bhi Mat... Kyunki Ek Toh Ghar Mein Besan Nahin Hai, Pyaz Bhi Khatam Hone Wala Hai Aur Sarson Ke Tail Ka Vaise Hi Kaafi Mehnga Hai... Aur Upar Se Aaj Kaamwali Bhi Nahin Aayi, Saare Bartan Joothe Pade Hain.

    Maine Apni Patni Ko Rokne Ke Liye Jaise Hi Kuch Kehne Laga Toh Usne Ekdum Se Tok Diya: Aur Haan... Daaru Ke Ke Liye Baraf Mat Maang Lena... Aaj Subah Se Bijli Ke Cut Lag Rahe Hain Aur Fridge Mein Thanda Pani Tak Nahin Hai. Vaise Bhi Bachche Bade Ho Rahe Hain.... Ye Sab Ghar Mein Bilkul Nahin Chalega.

    Mein Badi Hairani Se Ye Sab Sun Raha Tha Aur Apni Shrimati Ji Ki Taraf Dekh Raha Tha. Mujhe Apni Taraf Dekhta Paa Kar Meri Madam Ek Pal Ke Liye Ruki Aur Nakaratmak Andaaz Mein Boli: Na, Na, Na... Meri Taraf Toh Dekhna Bhi Mat, Koi Umeed Bhi Mat Rakhna.... Meri Kamar Mein Vaise Hi Dard Ho Raha Hai...

    Batao... Ab Pati Ye Bhi Nahin Bol Sakta Ki Baarish Ho Rahi Hai....
  • Biwi Ka Khauf!!!

    Mandir Mein Raat Ko Bhajan Aur Kirtan Ka Programme Tha. Suresh Ka Dil Kara Raha Tha Jaane Ka Lekin Uski Patni Ne Mana Karte Hue Kaha: Tum Pata Nahi Kab Tak Aoge, Late Ho Jaoge..... Mein Kab Tak Jaagti Rahungi?

    Suresh Ne Apni Patni Ko Vishwas Dilate Hue Kaha: Mein 11 Baje Tak Vaapas Aa Jaunga... Promise.

    Patni Ji Maan Gayi Aur Kaha: Theek Hai... Lekin 11 Baje Matlab 11 Baje.

    Bhajan Sandhya Mein Suresh Kuch Is Tarah Doob Gaya Ki Time Ka Dhyan Hi Nahin Raha. Jab Suresh Ne Ghadi Ki Taraf Dekha Toh 1 Baj Raha Taha.... Suresh Ji Ki Haalat Patli Ho Gayi. Vo Chappal Haath Mein Liye Daudne Lage Aur Har Har Mahadev Bolte Gaye.

    Bhajan Sandhya Ka Mahaul Kaafi Alokik Tha... Aur Shiv Ji Bhi Vahin The. Unhone Suresh Ko Bhaagte Hue Dekha To Uski Help Ke Liye Aaye Aur Bole: Bol Bhakt, Kya Problem Hai?

    Suresh: Jai Ho Bhole Nath, Aap Mere Saath Ghar Tak Chalo. Mein Jab Knock Karoon Toh Aap Aagey Aake Sambhaal Lena, Nahin Toh Meri Patni Mujhe Aaj Mujhe Maar Dalegi.

    Shiv Ji: Vats... Tumhari Patni Tumhe Kyun Maregi ?

    Suresh: Hey Prabhu, Mein Apni Patni Ko 11 Baje Ka Bol Ke Aaya Tha.

    Shiv Ji: Abhi Kitne Baje Rahe Hain?

    Suresh: Ab Toh 1 Baj Raha Hai Prabhu.

    Ye Sunte Hi Shiv Ji Bhi Bhaagne Lage. Suresh, Badi Hi Hairaani Se Puchta Hai: Kya Hua Prabhu... Aap Kyun Bhaag Rahe Hain?

    Shiv Ji Daudte Daudte Bole: Bachcha, Mein Khud 12 Baje Ka Bol Ke Aaya Tha.

    Patni Matlab Patni... Chahe Vo Kisi Ki Bhi Ho!!!
  • Ajab Gajab Dost

    Pappu Ne Gas Pe Pressure Cooker Chadaya... Selfie Wali Post Daali Aur Likha: Gharwali Mayeke Gayi Hai Aur Mujhe Chai Banani Hai, Cooker Mein Kitni Seeti Lagaun?

    Friends Ke Comments:

    Deepak Bhai: Oye, Cooker Mein Already Hi Ek Seeti Lagi Hai Aur Kitni Lagayega.

    Prakash Bhai: Bewakoof Chai Cooker Mein Thode Na Banti Hai... Kadhai Rakh Kadhai.

    Rajiv: Dekh Bhai... Pehle Toh 2 Ghante Ke Liye Chai Patti Bhigone Daal De... Uske Baad 1-2 Seeti Se Hi Kaam Ho Jayega.

    Sumit: Yaar... Khidki Pe Jaa Ke Ek Seeti Baja... Padosan Chai De Jayegi.

    Sabhi Answers Ka Baap:

    Rahul: Oye Gadhe, Agar Biwi Mayeke Gayi Hai Toh Chai Kyun Pee Raha Hai? Bewakoof Daaru Le Ke Aa... Pee Ke Mast Ho... Aur Humein Bula Le, Seeti Hum Baja Denge.
  • Nehle Pe Dehla

    Wife Ne Husband Ko Message Kiya: Office Se Aate Hute Hue Market Se Sabzi Lete Aana. Aur Haan, Padosan Ne Tumhe Hello Kaha Hai.

    Tabhi Husband Ka Reply Aata Hai: Kaun Si Padosan?

    Wife: Koi Nahi, Maine Toh Sirf Isliye Message Ke Last Mein Padosan Likha Taaki Mujhe Sure Ho Sake Ki Tumne Mera Pura Message Padh Liya Hai.
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    Picture Abhi Baaki Hai...

    Husband Ka Message Aata Hai: Lekin Mein Abhi Padosan Ke Saath Hi Hun. Tum Kis Padosan Ki Baat Kar Rahi Thi?

    Wife: Kahan Ho Tum???

    Husband: Sabzi Market Ke Paas Hi Hun.

    15-20 Minute Mein Sabzi Market Pahunchkar Wife Ne Husband Ko Phone Kiya: Kahan Ho Tum?? Kiske saath Ho??

    Husband: Mein Toh Office Mein Hi Hun. Aur Haan, Ab Tum Sabzi Market Tak Aa Hi Gayi Ho Toh Sabzi Le Ke Hi Jaana...