• PCO Booths Ke Din

    Ek Ladke Ko Policewale Ke Saath Badtameezi, Gali-Galuch Aur Maarpeet Karne Ke Ilzaam Mein Court Mein Pesh Kiya Gaya.

    Judge: Kya Yeh Sahi Hai Ki Tumne Is Policewale Ke Saath Maarpeet Aur Badtameezi Ki?

    Ladka: Ji Sir, Lekin Galti Is Policewale Ki Thi.

    Judge: Kya Hua Tha?

    Ladka: Janaab, Mein Telephone Booth Ke Andar Apni Girlfriend Tina Se Baatein Kar Raha Tha. Tabhi Ye Policewala Aaya Aur Pata Nahi Isko Phone Karne Ki Aisi Kya Jaldi Thi Ki Isne Mera Haath Pakad Ke Mujhe Bahar Kheencha Aur Sadak Pe Dhakka De Diya.

    Judge: Toh Is Wajah Se Tumhe Gusa Aa Gaya Aur Tumne Ise Gaaliyan Di Aur Hathapai Ki?

    Ladka: Ji Janab.

    Judge: Yeh Toh Sach Mein Isne Galat Kiya... Jab Tume Pehle Se Hi Booth Mein The Aur Baat Kar Rahe The Toh Ise Aisa Nahin Karna Chahiye Tha.

    Ladka: Isne Ek Aur Galti Ki... Is Se Bhi Badi Galti, Jiski Karan Maine Iski Dhunai Kar Di.

    Judge: Achcha!!! Vo Kya?
    Ladka: Judge Sahab, Isne Meri Girlfriend Tina Ko Bhi Haath Pakad Ke Bahar Kheencha Aur Sadak Pe Dhakka De Dhakka De Diya.
  • Baarish Ho Rahi Hai

    Aaj Office Se Aakar Jab Mein Bahar Apni Balcony Mein Baitha Toh Mausam Ekdum Suhawana Ho Gya Aur Baarish Bhi Shuru Ho Gayi. Maine Apni Patni Se Kaha: Arey Sunti Ho... Dekho Bahar Kya Mast Baarish Ho Rahi Hai.

    Meri Patni Jhat Se Boli: Sochna Bhi Mat... Kyunki Ek Toh Ghar Mein Besan Nahin Hai, Pyaz Bhi Khatam Hone Wala Hai Aur Sarson Ke Tail Ka Vaise Hi Kaafi Mehnga Hai... Aur Upar Se Aaj Kaamwali Bhi Nahin Aayi, Saare Bartan Joothe Pade Hain.

    Maine Apni Patni Ko Rokne Ke Liye Jaise Hi Kuch Kehne Laga Toh Usne Ekdum Se Tok Diya: Aur Haan... Daaru Ke Ke Liye Baraf Mat Maang Lena... Aaj Subah Se Bijli Ke Cut Lag Rahe Hain Aur Fridge Mein Thanda Pani Tak Nahin Hai. Vaise Bhi Bachche Bade Ho Rahe Hain.... Ye Sab Ghar Mein Bilkul Nahin Chalega.

    Mein Badi Hairani Se Ye Sab Sun Raha Tha Aur Apni Shrimati Ji Ki Taraf Dekh Raha Tha. Mujhe Apni Taraf Dekhta Paa Kar Meri Madam Ek Pal Ke Liye Ruki Aur Nakaratmak Andaaz Mein Boli: Na, Na, Na... Meri Taraf Toh Dekhna Bhi Mat, Koi Umeed Bhi Mat Rakhna.... Meri Kamar Mein Vaise Hi Dard Ho Raha Hai...

    Batao... Ab Pati Ye Bhi Nahin Bol Sakta Ki Baarish Ho Rahi Hai....
  • Biwi Ka Khauf!!!

    Mandir Mein Raat Ko Bhajan Aur Kirtan Ka Programme Tha. Suresh Ka Dil Kara Raha Tha Jaane Ka Lekin Uski Patni Ne Mana Karte Hue Kaha: Tum Pata Nahi Kab Tak Aoge, Late Ho Jaoge..... Mein Kab Tak Jaagti Rahungi?

    Suresh Ne Apni Patni Ko Vishwas Dilate Hue Kaha: Mein 11 Baje Tak Vaapas Aa Jaunga... Promise.

    Patni Ji Maan Gayi Aur Kaha: Theek Hai... Lekin 11 Baje Matlab 11 Baje.

    Bhajan Sandhya Mein Suresh Kuch Is Tarah Doob Gaya Ki Time Ka Dhyan Hi Nahin Raha. Jab Suresh Ne Ghadi Ki Taraf Dekha Toh 1 Baj Raha Taha.... Suresh Ji Ki Haalat Patli Ho Gayi. Vo Chappal Haath Mein Liye Daudne Lage Aur Har Har Mahadev Bolte Gaye.

    Bhajan Sandhya Ka Mahaul Kaafi Alokik Tha... Aur Shiv Ji Bhi Vahin The. Unhone Suresh Ko Bhaagte Hue Dekha To Uski Help Ke Liye Aaye Aur Bole: Bol Bhakt, Kya Problem Hai?

    Suresh: Jai Ho Bhole Nath, Aap Mere Saath Ghar Tak Chalo. Mein Jab Knock Karoon Toh Aap Aagey Aake Sambhaal Lena, Nahin Toh Meri Patni Mujhe Aaj Mujhe Maar Dalegi.

    Shiv Ji: Vats... Tumhari Patni Tumhe Kyun Maregi ?

    Suresh: Hey Prabhu, Mein Apni Patni Ko 11 Baje Ka Bol Ke Aaya Tha.

    Shiv Ji: Abhi Kitne Baje Rahe Hain?

    Suresh: Ab Toh 1 Baj Raha Hai Prabhu.

    Ye Sunte Hi Shiv Ji Bhi Bhaagne Lage. Suresh, Badi Hi Hairaani Se Puchta Hai: Kya Hua Prabhu... Aap Kyun Bhaag Rahe Hain?

    Shiv Ji Daudte Daudte Bole: Bachcha, Mein Khud 12 Baje Ka Bol Ke Aaya Tha.

    Patni Matlab Patni... Chahe Vo Kisi Ki Bhi Ho!!!
  • Ajab Gajab Dost

    Pappu Ne Gas Pe Pressure Cooker Chadaya... Selfie Wali Post Daali Aur Likha: Gharwali Mayeke Gayi Hai Aur Mujhe Chai Banani Hai, Cooker Mein Kitni Seeti Lagaun?

    Friends Ke Comments:

    Deepak Bhai: Oye, Cooker Mein Already Hi Ek Seeti Lagi Hai Aur Kitni Lagayega.

    Prakash Bhai: Bewakoof Chai Cooker Mein Thode Na Banti Hai... Kadhai Rakh Kadhai.

    Rajiv: Dekh Bhai... Pehle Toh 2 Ghante Ke Liye Chai Patti Bhigone Daal De... Uske Baad 1-2 Seeti Se Hi Kaam Ho Jayega.

    Sumit: Yaar... Khidki Pe Jaa Ke Ek Seeti Baja... Padosan Chai De Jayegi.

    Sabhi Answers Ka Baap:

    Rahul: Oye Gadhe, Agar Biwi Mayeke Gayi Hai Toh Chai Kyun Pee Raha Hai? Bewakoof Daaru Le Ke Aa... Pee Ke Mast Ho... Aur Humein Bula Le, Seeti Hum Baja Denge.
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