|Little Johnny enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."|
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls Little Johhny over and asks, "Which do you want, son?"
Little Johnny takes the quarters and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees Little Johnny coming out of the ice cream store.
"Hey! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
Little Johnny licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over."
|Teacher fell asleep in class and Little Johnny walked up to him.|
Little Johnny, "Teacher are you sleeping in class?"
Teacher, "No I am not sleeping in class."
Little Johnny, "What were you doing sir ?"
Teacher, "I was talking to God."
The next day Little Johnny fell asleep in class and the same teacher walks up to him...
Teacher, "Johnny, you are sleeping in my class."
Little Johnny, "No not me sir, I am not sleeping."
Angry teacher, "What were you doing.??"
Little Johnny, "I was talking to God."
Angry teacher, "What did He say??"
Little Johnny, "God said He never spoke to you yesterday..."