• Relationship Workshop

    A workshop was done on women's relationship. They were told to send a message written "I Love You" to their husbands.

    Top 10 replies from husbands are:

    1. Are you alright? Feeling sick or something? Should I bring some medicine?

    2. What happened? Did you again hit my car?
    3. I am sorry, I didn't get it.

    4. What did you do this time? I'm not going to leave you.
    5. ?????
    6. Do not make things up! Just tell me now how much do you want for your shopping?
    7. You are telling me for whom this message was or I am going to kill you.
    8. O god!!! Again your mom-dad are here?

    9. I told you don't drink too much.

    And the ultimate one:
    10. May I know who is this?
  • Unanswerable Questions

    Wife: Am I looking fat?
    Husband: Yes.
    Wife: Shut up. Don't you ever dare talk to me!!

    Wife: Am I looking fat?
    Husband: No.
    Wife: Liar!!!

    Wife: Am I looking fat?
    Husband: May be...
    Wife: can u ever b decisive.

    Wife: Am I looking fat?
    Husband: I don't know.
    Wife: Are you blind?

    Wife: Am I looking fat?
    Husband: Depends...
    Wife: Oh you comparing me with some one else...

    Wife: Am I looking fat?
    Husband: Silence...
    Wife: Are you deaf?

    There are some questions for which there is no correct answer.

    For everything else there is Google....
  • Choosing The Right Dress

    A man and hise wife went for shopping to get new sarees for wife.

    After seeing numerous sarees she shortlisted around 100 and further brought down to 25.

    Out of those 25 she finally asked her husband to choose 5 sarees among them.

    Then she finally picked up one saree and It took almost three hours for his wife to finalise.

    The husband settled the bill and commented: Adam was very lucky because he and Eve used to wear only leaves. He need not have to waste too much of time.

    Ultimate comment by wife: Who knows how many trees Adam had to climb and finally choose the leaves as per the wish of eve.
  • Ready For Marriage!

    Son: Dad, I want to get married.
    Father: First, tell me you're sorry.
    Son: For what?
    Father: Say sorry...
    Son: But for what ? What did I do?
    Father: Just say sorry...
    Son: But...what have I done wrong ?
    Father: Say sorry!
    Son: WHY?
    Father: Say sorry!!
    Son: Please, just tell me why?
    Father: Say sorry!!!
    Son: OK, Dad... I'm sorry!
    Father: There you are ! Now you are ready... your training is complete. When you learn to say sorry for no reason at all, then you're ready to get married!