• Marry Me Again

    One evening a man was very impressed with the meat entree his wife had served.

    "What did you marinate this in?" he asked.

    His wife immediately went into a long explanation about how much she loves him and how life wouldn't be the same without him, etc.

    Eventually, his puzzled expression made her interrupt her answer with a question of her own, "What did you ask me?"

    She chuckled at his answer and explained, "I thought you asked me if I would marry you again!"

    As she left the room, he called out, "Well, would you marry me again?"

    Without hesitation, she replied, "Vinegar and barbecue sauce."
  • Enough is Enough

    An old lady tottered into a lawyer's office and asked for help in arranging a divorce.

    "A divorce?" asked the unbelieving lawyer. "Tell me, how old are you?"

    "I'm eighty-four," answered the old lady.

    "Eighty-four! And how old is your husband?"

    "My husband is eighty-seven."

    "My my," said the lawyer." And how long have you been married?"

    "Next September will be sixty-two years."

    "Married sixty-two years?! Why would you want a divorce now?"

    "Because," the woman answered calmly, "enough is enough!"
  • The Unfaithful Husband !

    Not too long ago, there was a woman who wanted to know how her husband would react if she left without telling him where she had gone. She decided to write him a letter saying she is tired of him and didn't want to live with him anymore. After writing the letter, she put it on the table in the bedroom and then climbed under the bed to hide until her husband got home.

    When he eventually came back home, he saw the letter on the table and read it. After a few moments of silence, he picked up the pen and added something to the letter. Then he started to get changed, whistling happy tunes and singing and dancing while he did so. He grabbed his phone and dialed a number. His wife listened from under the bed as he started chatting to someone.

    "Hey babe, I'm just changing clothes then will join you," he said. "As for the other fool, it finally dawned on her that I was fooling around on her and left. I was really wrong to have married her; I wish you and me had met earlier. See you soon, honey!"

    Then he hung up and walked out of the room. In tears and very upset, she climbed out from under the bed and stumbled over to read what her unfaithful husband had written on the end of her letter.

    Through teary eyes, she read: "I could see your feet you idiot, I am going out to buy bread."
  • Alcohol Tolerance

    Easy steps to check your Daaru tolerance:
    Drink 1st peg and check the photo of your wife in your wallet.

    Drink 2nd peg and do the same thing.

    Drink 3rd peg and recheck.

    Drink 4th peg and recheck.

    If your wife starts looking beautiful, innocent & attractive, stop it there and there itself. These are indications that you hve consumed alchohol more than your normal capacity and its time to go home.

    Statutory Warning:
    If your wife starts looking beautiful, sexy and innocent in the 1st peg itself, than you're checking some one else's wallet!
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