• The Unfaithful Husband !

    Not too long ago, there was a woman who wanted to know how her husband would react if she left without telling him where she had gone. She decided to write him a letter saying she is tired of him and didn't want to live with him anymore. After writing the letter, she put it on the table in the bedroom and then climbed under the bed to hide until her husband got home.

    When he eventually came back home, he saw the letter on the table and read it. After a few moments of silence, he picked up the pen and added something to the letter. Then he started to get changed, whistling happy tunes and singing and dancing while he did so. He grabbed his phone and dialed a number. His wife listened from under the bed as he started chatting to someone.

    "Hey babe, I'm just changing clothes then will join you," he said. "As for the other fool, it finally dawned on her that I was fooling around on her and left. I was really wrong to have married her; I wish you and me had met earlier. See you soon, honey!"

    Then he hung up and walked out of the room. In tears and very upset, she climbed out from under the bed and stumbled over to read what her unfaithful husband had written on the end of her letter.

    Through teary eyes, she read: "I could see your feet you idiot, I am going out to buy bread."
  • Alcohol Tolerance

    Easy steps to check your Daaru tolerance:
    Drink 1st peg and check the photo of your wife in your wallet.

    Drink 2nd peg and do the same thing.

    Drink 3rd peg and recheck.

    Drink 4th peg and recheck.

    If your wife starts looking beautiful, innocent & attractive, stop it there and there itself. These are indications that you hve consumed alchohol more than your normal capacity and its time to go home.

    Statutory Warning:
    If your wife starts looking beautiful, sexy and innocent in the 1st peg itself, than you're checking some one else's wallet!
  • Perfect Girl!

    A friend asked a gentleman why he never married?

    Replied the gentleman, "Well, I guess I just never met the right woman... I guess I've been looking for the perfect girl."

    "Oh, come on now," said the friend, "Surely you have met at least one girl that you wanted to marry."

    "Yes, there was a girl... once. I guess she was the one perfect girl; the only perfect girl I really ever met. She was just the right everything... I really mean that she was the perfect girl for me."

    "Well, why didn't you marry her," asked the friend.

    "Unfortunately, she was looking for the perfect man."
  • Keeping a Mistress!

    A Singapore millionaire secretly maintained a mistress in Hong Kong, bought a posh sea view apartment (in his own name) for her to live in, plus gave her a monthly allowance of US$5,000.

    The house cost him about US$700,000 in 2005, the affair lasted for 5 years.

    He sold the house this year for $3.8 million, after they broke up. A quick calculation shows that after 5 years of a fling with the woman, he still had a net gain of $2.8 million plus six years of FREE LOVE.

    When his wife found out about this, he offers the $2.8 million to her. But she was still not happy... and she was very mad at him and gave him a big mouthful.

    She yelled at him at the top of her voice and said, "BLOODY IDIOT, STUPID FOOL, Why the hell didn't you keep TWO MISTRESSES !!!!
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