|A man rushed home from work and exclaimed to his wife, "Pack your bags, I ve won the lottery!" |
The wife excitedly asks, "Should I pack clothes for cold or warm weather?"
He says, "Pack em all, you re leaving!"
|A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled and said: |
"It really works!"
|Wife: Dear, this afternoon the big clock fell off the wall. Had it fallen a moment sooner, my mother would have been hit on the head and badly hurt. |
Husband : Oh, my God! That clock has always been slow.
|The president of the service club asked his new member, "Would you like to donate something to the home for the aged?" |
The new member replied, "Yes, my mother-in-law."