• Please get up!

    Once a newly married couple had a quarrel as a consequence of which, all conversation between them stopped. Unfortunately the husband was to attend his office very early the next morning.
    So he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me up at 6 a.m. tomorrow morning," and kept it beside his wife s pillow.
    His wife read it and went to sleep. He woke up very late the next morning and got very angry. He looked ferociously at his wife, but she calmly pointed towards his pillow. Under his pillow he found a piece of paper.
    On it was written, "Please get up, it is 6 o clock now."
  • Married men only

    In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men. Concerned about this, a local woman called on the manager and asked him:
    "Why is it you limit your employees to married men? Is it because you think women are weak, dumb, cantankerous... or what?"
    "Not at all, ma am," the manger replied, "It is because our employees are used to obeying orders, are accustomed to being shoved around, know how to keep their mouths shut, and don`t pout when I yell at them."
  • Money,money,money...

    The wife wanted to do some shopping during the day and so, at breakfast, she asked her husband for a hundred rupees.
    "Money, money, money!" he shouted at the top of his voice. "Every day of the week you want more money. If you ask me, I think you need brains more than you need money."
    "Perhaps so," his wife agreed, "but I asked you for what I thought you had the most of."
  • Only donkey ...

    A man much harassed by his wife took his four-year-old son to a zoo to escape nagging at home. They came to an enclosure where a donkey was grazing. "Papa, what is this animal?" asked the boy.
    "This, son, is an ass."
    The next enclosure had a she donkey. "And what is this?" asked the child.
    "This, son, is the wife of an ass."
    "Papa, do asses also get married?"
    "Haan beta," replied his Sire, "Sirf gadhey hee shaddi kartey hain."(only donkey get married)