• The Happiest Day

    Harry was finally a groom and was very excited about his upcoming marriage.

    He was on his way out of the office when his boss came over to him with an outstretched hand, "Congratulations Harry! I just wanted to tell you I've been married for twenty two years, and I am sure that you will always remember this day with the fondest of memories, as the happiest day of your life."

    "But sir", said Harry, a little bit confused, "I'm not getting married until tomorrow!"

    "Yeah, I know," said his boss.
  • Once a Mom, Always a Mom

    A 50 year old lady, who suddenly started learning how to swim instead of her usual routine work of going to a temple !!!!

    Everyone was curious and asked her, "Why the change in your interest to swimming now a days?"

    The lady, with a look of helplessness replied, "Whenever my son and daughter-in-law quarrel each other she (Daughter-in-law) always asks my son, 'If your mom and I fall in water, whom will you save first?'.

    "And because I do not want to put my son in a difficult position, so I am learning how to swim!"

    A few days later husband and wife were quarrelling again, and the daughter-in-law unreasonably asked, "Now tell me! If your mom and I fall in water, whom will you save first?"

    Husband replied, "I don't have to get down in the water, my mom knows how to swim, she will save you."

    Wife refused to relent, "No, you have to jump in the water, and have to save one of us."

    Husband replied, "Then you will surely die.... because I don't know how to swim.... and my mom will definitely save me first."
  • Behind every successful...

    During a company's annual family trip to a crocodile farm in Thailand... the eccentric Boss dared any of his employees to jump into the crocodiles infested pond and swim to the shore.

    Anyone who survived the swim will be rewarded with 25 million but if killed by the crocs 2 million will be given to the next of kin.

    For a long period of time no one dared take up the challenge then suddenly a man jumped in...and swam frantically for his life towards shore pursued by the crocs and luckily he made it unscathed.
    When he managed to recover his breath... the man, who became instant millionaire, shouted asking who pushed him into the pond..... it was his wife who did it.!!!

    And from that day...that was how the phrase... "Behind every successful man...there's a woman"...came about !!!
  • After God, Fear Women!

    Wife: Honey let's play a game.

    Husband: Okay. What's the game about?

    Wife: If I mention a country, you run to the left side of the room and touch the wall & if I mention a bird, you run to the right side of the room and touch the wall. If you run to the wrong direction, you'll give me all your salary for this month.

    Husband: Okay! And if you fail in your turn, I'll have your salary too right?

    Wife, smile: Yes darling!

    Husband: Okay (stands up ready to run in any direction)

    Wife: Are you ready???

    Husband: Yes ready...
    Wife: TURKEY.
    Its been 4 HOURS NOW... The Husband is still standing at the spot wondering if she meant the Country or the bird ??????? Moral lesson... After God, Fear Women!