• Modern Marriage

    Modern Marriage
    Nikhil and Mona were newlyweds. Nikhil thought this would be a modern marriage, meaning they would each play equal roles. So, the first morning after their honeymoon, he brought Mona breakfast in bed.

    However, Mona wasn't at all impressed by his culinary skills. Looking disdainfully at the tray, she snorted, "A poached egg? I wanted scrambled!"

    Undaunted, the following morning, Nikhil brought his new bride a scrambled egg.

    Unfortunately, Mona wasn't satisfied. "Did you ever stop to think that perhaps I like variety?" she snapped. "I wanted poached this morning!"

    Determined to please her, the next morning, he brought her two eggs….one poached and one scrambled.

    "Here, my darling, enjoy," he said cheerfully.

    Mona was infuriated. "You scrambled the wrong egg!" she screamed.
  • Women Powers

    Women Powers
    At an international women's conference the topic for discussion was: How to empower women in the home.

    The first speaker was the British representative. She stood up and said, "I decided to make a stand against my husband's oppression and so I told him that I would no longer be doing the washing. After the first day I saw no result; after the second day I saw nothing; but after the third day he did his own washing."

    The delegates applauded this brave stand for women's rights.

    The second speaker was from America. She stood up and said, "I told my husband that I was no longer prepared to cook for him as it was a form of enslavement. After the first day I saw no result, after the second day I saw no result; but after the third day he cooked a meal for the both of us."

    Again the conference applauded.

    Next came the Australian delegate. She said, "I told my husband that I would no longer be doing the shopping. After the first day I saw nothing, after the second day I saw nothing; but after the third day I could see a little bit out of my left eye."
  • Italian Girl

    Italian Girl
    A woman goes to Italy to attend a two week, company training session.

    Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.

    The wife answers, "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?"

    The husband laughs and says, "An Italian girl!!!"

    The woman kept quiet and left.

    Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks, "So, honey, how the trip was?"

    "Very good, thank you."

    "And, what happened to my present?"

    "Which present?" She asked.

    "The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!" "Oh, that" she said "Well, I did what I could; now we have to wait for few months to see if it is a girl!!!"
  • Wife & Mistress

    Wife & Mistress
    A man wanted to determine if both his wife and mistress were faithful to him. So he decided to send them on the same cruise, then later question each one on the other's behavior.

    When his wife returned, he asked her about the people on the trip in general, then casually asked her about the specific behavior of the passenger he knew to be his mistress.

    "She flirt with nearly every man on the ship," his wife reported.

    The disheartened man then rendezvoused with his cheating mistress to ask her the same questions about his wife.

    "She was a real lady," his mistress said.

    "How so?" the encouraged man asked.

    "She came on board with her husband and never left his side."
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