|This guy was watching TV as his wife was out cutting the grass during the hot summer. He finally worked up the energy to go out and ask his wife what was for supper.|
Well, his missus was quite irritated about him sitting in the air-conditioned house all day while she did all the work, so she scolded him. "I can't believe you're asking me about supper right now! Imagine I'm out of town, go inside and figure dinner out yourself."
So he went back in the house and fixed himself a big steak, with potatoes, garlic bread and tall glass of iced tea.
The wife finally walked in about the time he was finishing up and asked him, "You fixed something to eat? So where is mine?"
"Huh? I thought you were out of town."
|Santa: Oye Jeeto! Bada Kharcha Ho Gaya Is Mahine... Saari Salary Khatam Ho Gayi. Kahan Lag Gaye Itne Paise.. Kahan Kharch Kar Diye???|
Jeeto: Maine Apne Liye Nahin Use Kiye... Ghar Kharch Mein Hi Lag Gaye Saare Paise.
Santa: Kamaal Hai... Kuch Ni Bacha... Koi Hisaab-Kitaab Hai?
Jeeto: Maine Sab Likh Ke Rakha Hai Diary Mein. Tum chahe Toh Chack Kar Lo.
Santa: Ok, show me.
1500 - Milk
900 - PNKG
4000 - Vegetables
1100 - PNKG
1800 - Dhobi
500 - PNKG
3500 - Maid
800 - PNKG
6000 - Grocery
1500 - PNKG
1800 - Electric & Water Bills
1000 - PNKG
Santa: Ek Minute... Ek Minute... Ye PNKG Kya Cheez Hai???
Jeeto: Pata Nahi Kitthe Gaye!
|Harry was finally a groom and was very excited about his upcoming marriage.|
He was on his way out of the office when his boss came over to him with an outstretched hand, "Congratulations Harry! I just wanted to tell you I've been married for twenty two years, and I am sure that you will always remember this day with the fondest of memories, as the happiest day of your life."
"But sir", said Harry, a little bit confused, "I'm not getting married until tomorrow!"
"Yeah, I know," said his boss.
|A 50 year old lady, who suddenly started learning how to swim instead of her usual routine work of going to a temple !!!!|
Everyone was curious and asked her, "Why the change in your interest to swimming now a days?"
The lady, with a look of helplessness replied, "Whenever my son and daughter-in-law quarrel each other she (Daughter-in-law) always asks my son, 'If your mom and I fall in water, whom will you save first?'.
"And because I do not want to put my son in a difficult position, so I am learning how to swim!"
A few days later husband and wife were quarrelling again, and the daughter-in-law unreasonably asked, "Now tell me! If your mom and I fall in water, whom will you save first?"
Husband replied, "I don't have to get down in the water, my mom knows how to swim, she will save you."
Wife refused to relent, "No, you have to jump in the water, and have to save one of us."
Husband replied, "Then you will surely die.... because I don't know how to swim.... and my mom will definitely save me first."