• Old Crush!!!

    A husband takes the wife to a night club. There's aguy on the dance floor giving it big time. Break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works!

    The wife turns to her husband and says, "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down!"

    The husband says, "Looks to me like he's still celebrating!!!"
  • Dinner Date!

    A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned.

    The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared.

    After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."

    The woman calmly looked up at her and replied firmly, "No he didn't. He just walked in the door."
  • A Wife's Wishes!

    A woman finds Aladdin's magic lamp. She starts rubbing it and a Genie comes out as usual. The woman looks at the Genie and asks him to grant her wishes:

    - I want my husband to have eyes only for me.

    - I want to be the only one in his life.

    - I want him to sleep always by my side.

    - I want that when he gets up in the morning I'm the first thing he grabs and takes me everywhere he goes.

    The Genie turned her into a Smart Phone....!!!
  • Don't Be Nervous!

    An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.

    As he was about to get the anesthesia he asked to speak to his son.

    "Yes Dad, what is it?"

    "Don't be nervous, son; do your best and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me... your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife."