• A Jealous Husband

    A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wanted more than a written report; he wanted video of his wife's activities.

    A week later, the detective returned with a video. They sat down together to watch it.

    Although the quality was less than professional, the man saw his wife meeting another man! He saw the two of them laughing in the park.

    He saw them enjoying themselves at an outdoor cafe. He saw them dancing in a dimly lit nightclub.

    He saw the man and his wife participate in a dozen activities with utter glee.

    "I just can't believe this," the distraught husband said.

    The detective said, "What's not to believe? It's right up there on the screen!"

    The husband replied, "I can't believe that my wife could be so much fun !"
  • Hobbies of Husband

    A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse.

    He couldn't control his curiosity and asked, "Do you always carry your TV remote with you?"

    She replied, "No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today...

    The story continues...
    The shopkeeper laughs and takes back all the items that lady had purchased.

    Shocked at this act, she asks the shopkeeper, "What are you doing?" He said your husband has blocked your credit card.

    MORAL: Respect the hobbies of your husband.
  • One Fine Day!

    Husband to wife: Today is a fine day.

    Next day he says: Today is a fine day.

    Again next day, he says same thing: Today is a fine day.

    Finally after a week, the wife can't take it and asks her husband: Since one week, you are saying this 'Today is a fine day'. I am fed up. What's the matter?

    Husband: Last week when we had an argument, you said, 'I will leave you one fine day.' I was just trying to remind you.
  • That's Good!

    Two friends met after a long time...

    Hey, I got married!

    Oh! Thats good!

    No, that's bad. She's ugly!

    Oh! That's Bad!

    No, that's Good. She's rich!

    Oh! That's good!

    No, that's bad ! She won't give me a cent...

    Oh! That's bad!

    No, that's Good! She bought me a big house!

    Oh! That's good.

    No, that's bad! The house burnt down!

    Oh! That's bad!

    No, that's good! She was inside...!