• Enough is Enough!

    After a busy day commuters settled down on their train trip home, when a chap hauled out his mobile and loudly started up:

    "Hi darling, it's John, I'm on the train - yes, I know it's 7.00 and not 5.00 but I had a long meeting - no, not with that floozie from the typing pool, with the boss, no darling you're the only one in my life - yes, I'm sure, cross my heart, etc., etc., etc., etc., etc., blah, blah, blah..."

    When this went on more than 15 minutes, a young woman sitting opposite him, driven beyond endurance, yelled at the top of her voice, "Hey, John! Turn off that phone and come back to bed!"
  • Threatening Mails

    A worried guy telephoned the FBI and got a special agent on the line.

    "What can I do for you, sir," the special agent asked.

    "I've been getting threatening letter in the mail," the guy said. "That's against the law, isn't it?"

    "It certainly is," the Government man said. "Do you know who's been writing them?"

    "Yeah," the guy said. "My girlfriend's husband."
  • My Son-in-Law is an Angel

    One mother in law to another, "I heard that both your son and daughter have been married off - how are they?"

    "Oh, my daughter in law is really not that good. She sleeps late and expects my son to make the morning coffee. She does not cook, wants my son to take her out to eat more."

    "But my son in law is an angel. He allows my daughter to stay late in bed, even makes bed coffee for her. Insists on taking my daughter out to eat so often. I tell you, I don't know what to do with my daughter in law."
  • Learn to Trust your Husband...

    There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband, for example...

    A wife comes home late at night from being out of town and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.

    Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.

    "Hi Darling," he says, "Your parents have come to visit us, so l let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say, 'Hello' to them?"