|A guy sits in a taxi and sees his wife entering a hotel with another man, and tells the driver, "Do you want to earn Rs 5000 right away?"|
The driver excitedly said, "What do I have to do?"
"Bring my wife by the hair out of that hotel, here's a picture of her."
After a while the driver is seen dragging a woman by the hair, while kicking and beating her and puts her in the Taxi.
And the husband says to him, "This is not my wife."
The driver replied, "Nooooo, this is mine, hold her for me. I'm going for yours!"
|There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband. For example...|
A wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.
From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.
She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.
As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.
"Hi Darling", he says, "Your parents have come to visit us, so l let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say "hello"?"
|The lovers had decided that a mutual parting of the ways was best for both of them.|
However, on the way to the Airport a rather heated debate started as to whose fault their break-up was.
At the crowded gate, she turned and said, "Thanks for nothing you cheap bastard."
As she went down the ramp with the other passengers, he shouted back, "Hey baby. Don't be like that. If you ever work this town again, give me a call."
|Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.|
She told him, “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!”
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.