|A worried guy telephoned the FBI and got a special agent on the line.|
"What can I do for you, sir," the special agent asked.
"I've been getting threatening letter in the mail," the guy said. "That's against the law, isn't it?"
"It certainly is," the Government man said. "Do you know who's been writing them?"
"Yeah," the guy said. "My girlfriend's husband."
|One mother in law to another, "I heard that both your son and daughter have been married off - how are they?"|
"Oh, my daughter in law is really not that good. She sleeps late and expects my son to make the morning coffee. She does not cook, wants my son to take her out to eat more."
"But my son in law is an angel. He allows my daughter to stay late in bed, even makes bed coffee for her. Insists on taking my daughter out to eat so often. I tell you, I don't know what to do with my daughter in law."
|There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband, for example...|
A wife comes home late at night from being out of town and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.
Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.
"Hi Darling," he says, "Your parents have come to visit us, so l let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say, 'Hello' to them?"
|Two deaf men were talking on their coffee break about being out late the night before.|
The first man signed to his friend, "My wife was asleep when I got home, so I was able to sneak into bed, and not get into trouble."
The second deaf man signed back, "Boy you're lucky. My wife was wide awake, waiting for me in bed, and she started swearing at me and giving me hell for being out so late."
The first deaf man asked, "So what did you do?"
The second man replied, "I turned out the light."