• Intelligent Husband!

    Wife is busy packing her clothes.

    Man: And where are you going?

    Wife: I'm moving to my mother.

    Husband also starts packing.

    Wife: And where do you think your going?

    Husband: I'm also moving to my mother.

    Wife: And what about the kids?

    Husband: Well if you are moving to your mother and I'm moving to my mother then I guess they must also move to their mother....
  • Language Problem!

    An Indian girl married a Spanish and went to Spain.

    As he can't speak Spanish. Each time she wanted to buy chicken legs, she would lift her skirt & shows her thighs to enable the seller understand her.

    This went on for sometime, one day she wanted to buy banana.

    She took her husband to the shop... (don't laugh... you perverts...)

    Because her husband can speak Spanish and could ask for banana in Spanish.
  • What's for Dinner Tonight?

    Husband: Aaj khane mein kya banaogi??
    Wife: Jo aap kaho?

    Husband: Dal chawal bana lo.
    Wife: Abhi kal hi to khaye the?

    Husband: Toh sabji roti bana lo?
    Wife: Bacche nahi khayenge?

    Husband: Toh chhole puri bana lo?
    Wife: Mujhe heavy heavy lagta hai?

    Husband: Eggs bhurji bana lo?
    Wife: Aaj guruvaar hai?

    Husband: Paraanthe ??
    Wife: Raat ko paraanthe kaun khata hai???

    Husband: Hotel se mangwa lete hain??
    Wife: Roz roz hotel ka nahi khana chahiye?

    Husband: Kadhi chawal??
    Wife: Dahi nahi hai?

    Husband: Idly sambar??
    Wife: Usme time lagega. Pehle bolna chahiye tha na!!?

    Husband: Maggie hi bana lo, usme time nahi lagega?
    Wife: Woh koi meal thodi hai? Pet nahi bharta?

    Husband: Phir, ab kya banaogi??
    Wife: Jo aap kaho...
  • I Love You, Sweetheart

    There was a group of women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband.

    The women were asked, "How many of you love your husbands?"

    All the women raised their hands.

    Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?"

    Some women answered today, some yesterday, some didn't remember. The women were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective husband: 'I love you, sweetheart.'

    Then the women were told to exchange phones and read the responding text messages.

    Here are some of the replies:

    1. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick?

    2. What now? Did you crash the car again?

    3. I don't understand what you mean?

    4. What did you do now? I won't forgive you this time!!!

    5. ?!?

    6. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?

    7. Am I dreaming? ???????

    8. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today...!!!

    9. I asked you not to drink anymore!!

    and the best one...

    10. Who is this?