|Q: Doctor, I`ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?|
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that`...
|A Russian, visiting India, went for an eye check up.|
The Doctor shows the letters on the board: CZWXNQSTAZKY...
|A man phoned his doctor very late at night saying his wife appeared to have Appendicitis. "That`s impossible," the physician replied, peeved at b...|
|4 surgeons sat around discussing their favourite patients type.|
1st surgeon says, "I like operating on librarians. When you open them up, ev...
|A woman called up the hospital and said,|
"I want to know if the patient Rita Brown in Room No 1438 is getting better,"
|A peculiarly scary thing was happening in a hospital`s ICU. Every Sunday, with unfailing regularity, patients on bed number 5 died at 11 AM. This...|
|Alarmed by the prolonged discussions of his case by a group of doctors by his bedside, a patient said, "There must be something terribly wrong wi...|
|A young woman had given birth in the elevator of a New Delhi hospital, and was embarrassed about it...|
|A Guy goes into a proctologist`s office for his first exam. The doctor told him to have a seat. In the examination room...|
|A doctor had just delivered twins. They were a boy and a girl. The head nurse brought them out for their father to see. He could hardly believe h...|
|Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart.|
One of the students said to ...
|A Doctor gets taken short up in the middle of the night and finds his toilet is completely blocked.|
He says to his wife, 'I'm going to have ...
|A young woman wasn't feeling well, and asked one her co-workers to recommend a physician. "I know a great one in the city, but he is very expensi...|
|A man walks into his doctor's office and sits down in the waiting room. While he is waiting his turn to be seen, a casual acquaintance walks in a...|