Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys.
Me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best res...
The skipper of a tramp steamer, in writing up the log recording an eventful day, rounded off his task with the entry: "Mate intoxicated."
To...
A customer complaint to the Irish Railway Company. The following is a customer complaint to the Irish Railway Company.
Gentlemen, I have bee...
This demanding passenger walks into a plane and tells the hostess, "Lemme get a cheeseburger, not too rare, not too well done, but right in the g...
A Priest was being honoured at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. The leading local politician was chosen to make the presentati...
Farmer Brown, from Minnesota, had a bull that he was quite proud of. One day he looked at the bull and noticed his eyes were crossed. That was di...
One day Paddy, an Irishman, goes into a pharmacy, reaches into his pocket and takes out a small Irish whiskey bottle and a teaspoon. He pours som...
With the rising prices, tomatoes are the latest to become the butt of jokes online. With the vegetable costing as much as Rs. 70-100 per kg, no w...
A woman was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney. The flight attendant explained that there would be...
An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania. At noon, when the lunch whistle blows, two thousand...
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old man starts talking about how times have changed. The young man picks...
An Irishman named Adrian went to his doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, "I've some bad news. You have cancer...
What is the opposite of 'Dominos' ?
Think...
Tired?
"Domi doesn't know...
A well-stacked young advertising secretary wore tight knit dresses that showed off her figure, especially when she walked. Her young, aggressive ...
A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest, to whom she said, "Excuse me,...