Miscellaneous Jokes
Smith went on a date in a brand new Range Rovers Sport ride with his new girlfriend of 1 month....
Smith: I have been hiding a secret from you and I think you'll break up with me if I tell you the truth.
Girl : What is that my love ?
Smith: Am already married and have 3 kids....
Girl: (Pat him on the lap and hissed) You scared a Hell out of me... I thought you wanted to say this beautiful car is not yours....
Distance between Chandigarh and Delhi = 260 kms
Distance between Delhi and Chandigarh = 260 kms
Ground Floor to 15thFloor = 15 floors
15th Floor to Ground Floor = 15 floors
Monday to Friday = 5 days
Friday to Monday = 2 days
THIS IS CHEATING!!!!!!
A woman drove a mini-van filled with a dozen screaming kids through the mall parking lot, looking for a space. Obviously frazzled, she coasted through a stop sign.
"Hey, lady, have you forgotten how to stop?" yelled an irate man.
She rolled down her window and yelled back, "What makes you think these are all mine?"
The man discovered WEAPONS and invented HUNTING,
The woman discovered HUNTING and invented FURS.
The man discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT,
The woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.
What men invented that women enjoys?
The man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION,
The woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.
The man discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS,
The woman discovered CARDS and invented WITCHERY.
The man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD,
The woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET.
The man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE,
The woman discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE.
The man discovered WOMEN and invented SEX,
The woman discovered SEX and invented HEADACHES.
The man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY,
The woman discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING,
Thereafter man has discovered and invented a lot of things...
While the women STUCK to shopping.