|A customer complaint to the Irish Railway Company. The following is a customer complaint to the Irish Railway Company.|
Gentlemen, I have bee...
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|Farmer Brown, from Minnesota, had a bull that he was quite proud of. One day he looked at the bull and noticed his eyes were crossed. That was di...|
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|A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old man starts talking about how times have changed. The young man picks...|
|An Irishman named Adrian went to his doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, "I've some bad news. You have cancer...|
|What is the opposite of 'Dominos' ?|
"Domi doesn't know...
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|A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest, to whom she said, "Excuse me,...|