|A Politician was arrested for accepting a bribe from a contractor. A friend who went to visit him in the lock-up asked, "How are you going to get out of this mess?" |
The Politician replied calmly, "I got into trouble for accepting a bribe; I`ll get out of it by bribing the person concerned."
|Dear Abby, I have always wanted to have my family history traced, but I can’t afford to spend a lot of money to do it. Any suggestions?|
"Dear Sam, Yes. Run for public office," suggested Abby.
|If you came across Bill Clinton struggling in a raging river and you had a choice between rescuing him and getting a Pulitzer prize-winning photograph.|
What shutter speed would you use?