|Teacher: Pappu, please tell me, what is India Gate?|
Pappu: Sir, India Gate is fine quality basmati rice.....
Teacher: What is Charminar?
Pappu: Charminar is a very popular cigarette in India and due to its low cost, it is easily affordable.......
Teacher: What is Taj Mahal?
Pappu: Taj Mahal is packet of tea leaves....
Teacher: Rascal, how dare you give such bullshit answers... You are spoiling the name of national treasures....... If you want me to allow you in the classroom tomorrow, don't forget to come with your father's signature!!!!!
Pappu: OK sir.
Teacher (looking at the table): Pappu...!!!!! You idiot!!!! How dare you bring whisky bottle inside the classroom?????
Pappu: Sorry Sir, But you only told me to bring my father's signature today.... I simply obeyed your order...... Now again you are shouting..... this is not fair, Sir!!!!
|Pappu goes to her first show at an art gallery and is looking at the paintings.|
One is a huge canvas that has black with yellow blobs of paint splattered all over it.
The next painting is a murky gray color that has drips of purple paint streaked across it.
Pappu walks over to the artist and says, "I don't understand your paintings."
"I paint what I feel inside me," explains the artist.
Pappu thinks for a while and said, "Have you ever tried ENO?"
|Pappu is 33 years old and still single. One day, a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?"|
Pappu replied, "Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them."
His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the perfect solution. Just find a girl who's just like your mother."
A few months later, they meet again and his friend says, "Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?"
With a frown on his face, Pappu answers, "Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much."
The friend said, "Then what's the problem?"
Pappu replied, "Now my father doesn't like her."
|Pappu Bazaar Gaya. Wahan Use Papa Ke Ek Purane Dost Mil Gaye.|
Uncle: Pappu Beta, Kaise Ho ?
Pappu: Ji, Badhiya ..........
Uncle: Aur Papa ?
Pappu: Ji Vo Bhi Badhiya.....
Uncle: Bhai ?
Pappu: Vo Bhi Theek Hai.....
Pappu: Vo Bhi Theek Chal Rahi Hai.
Uncle: Aur Sunaao Pappu Beta, Kya Chal Raha Hai ?
Pappu: Bematalab Ke Sawaal Jawaab.....!
Teacher: A B C D Sunao..
Pappu: A B C D...
Teacher: Aur Sunao??
Pappu: Sab Theek Hai Mam ji, Aap Sunao... Kya Chal Raha Hai Aajkal...?
English Teacher: Wo Larki Sab Larkon Se Hans Kar Bat Krti Hai. Batao Is Sentence Mein Larki Kya Hai ? Pappu: Sir! Larki Chaalu Hai...!!!
Teacher: Pappu, Iski English MEin Translate Karo: Larkiyan Yahan Se Guzar Chuki Hain.
Pappu: Oh Shit! I Am Late...