• Simple Addition

    Teacher: If I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have?

    Pappu: Seven Sir.

    Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2rabbits and another 2, how many will you have?

    Pappu: Seven.

    Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another apples and another 2, how many will you have?

    Pappu: Six. Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have?

    Pappu: Seven!

    Teacher: Where do you get seven from?

    Pappu: Because I've already got one at home.
  • Pappu at His Best

    Principal: School Ka time 8 baje Ka Hai Aur Tum 9 Baje Aa Rahe Ho?
    Pappu: Sir Aap Na Mera Intezar Na Kiya Karo, Apne Time Se School Shuru Kar diya Karo.

    Santa: Oyee ! Tumne Apni Sagai Kyun Tod Di ??
    Pappu: Papa, Uska Koi Boyfriend Nahin Tha.
    Santa: To Phir Problem Kya Hai ?
    Pappu: Jo Aaj Tak Kisi Ki Nahin Ho Saki Wo Meri kya Hogi.

    Pappu Apni Gali Ke Ek Dukandar Se: Uncle Rang Gora Karne Waali Cream Hai???
    Dukandar: Haan Hai.
    Pappu: Toh Lagate Kyun Nahi, Main Roz Aapki Shakal Dekhkar Darr Jata Hun?

    Pappu: Daadi Neend nahi Aa Rahi. Hum Kuc Baate Karein?
    Daadi: Theek Hai.
    Pappu: Daadi Kya Hum Hamesha 5 Hi Rahenge? Aap, Mom, Dad,Main aur Behen.
    Daadi: Nahi Beta aapki shaadi Ho Jayegi Toh 6 Ho Jayenge.
    Pappu: Fir Behen Chali Jayegi Shaadi Karke Toh Phir 5 Ho Jayenge.
    Daadi: Beta Phir Aapka Beta Ho Jayega Toh 6 Ho Jayenge.
    Pappu: Phir Aap Mar Jaaogi Toh Hum Wapas 5 Ho Jayenge.
    Daadi: Kaminne, Kutte, Haramkhor... Soja Chup Chaap.
  • Exactly like The MOON

    One day a Professor was talking about marriage in the class.

    Professor: What kind of Wife would you like Pappu?

    Pappu: I would want a wife like the moon.

    Professor: Wow !!! What a choice... So you want her to be Cool & Calm like the moon?

    Pappu: No, no...

    Professor: Oh, so you want her to be Round and white?

    Pappu: No, no...

    Professor: Oh, so you want her to be Fair and Beautiful like the moon?

    Pappu: No, no... I want her to be Exactly like The MOON. Just Arrive at Night and Disappear in the Morning.

    Professor fainted...
  • Strawberry Farm

    A farmer was driving along the road with a load of manure.

    A little boy, Pappu, playing in front of his house, saw him and called, "What've you got in your truck?"

    "Manure," the farmer replied.

    "What are you going to do with it?" asked Pappu.

    "Put it on strawberries," answered the farmer.

    "You ought to live here," Pappu advised him. "We put sugar and cream on ours."
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