|Pappu failed in the final Law Exam & decided to make a deal with the Professor.|
Pappu: Sir, Can I ask you one question?
Pappu: If you can answer this question, I will accept my final marks, if you cant, you will have to give me an "A" grading.
Pappu asked: What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal & neither legal nor logical?
Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give The student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed.
The following day, Professor asked same question to his students. He was shocked when all of them raised their hands......
He asked one student. He answered:
Sir, you are 65, married to a 28 yrs old woman, this is legal but not logical. Your wife, is having an affair with a 23 year old boy, this is logical but not legal. Your wife's boyfriend has failed in his exam & yet you have given him an "A", this is neither logical nor legal
|Teacher: If I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have?|
Pappu: Seven Sir.
Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2rabbits and another 2, how many will you have?
Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another apples and another 2, how many will you have?
Pappu: Six. Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have?
Teacher: Where do you get seven from?
Pappu: Because I've already got one at home.
|Principal: School Ka time 8 baje Ka Hai Aur Tum 9 Baje Aa Rahe Ho?|
Pappu: Sir Aap Na Mera Intezar Na Kiya Karo, Apne Time Se School Shuru Kar diya Karo.
Santa: Oyee ! Tumne Apni Sagai Kyun Tod Di ??
Pappu: Papa, Uska Koi Boyfriend Nahin Tha.
Santa: To Phir Problem Kya Hai ?
Pappu: Jo Aaj Tak Kisi Ki Nahin Ho Saki Wo Meri kya Hogi.
Pappu Apni Gali Ke Ek Dukandar Se: Uncle Rang Gora Karne Waali Cream Hai???
Dukandar: Haan Hai.
Pappu: Toh Lagate Kyun Nahi, Main Roz Aapki Shakal Dekhkar Darr Jata Hun?
Pappu: Daadi Neend nahi Aa Rahi. Hum Kuc Baate Karein?
Daadi: Theek Hai.
Pappu: Daadi Kya Hum Hamesha 5 Hi Rahenge? Aap, Mom, Dad,Main aur Behen.
Daadi: Nahi Beta aapki shaadi Ho Jayegi Toh 6 Ho Jayenge.
Pappu: Fir Behen Chali Jayegi Shaadi Karke Toh Phir 5 Ho Jayenge.
Daadi: Beta Phir Aapka Beta Ho Jayega Toh 6 Ho Jayenge.
Pappu: Phir Aap Mar Jaaogi Toh Hum Wapas 5 Ho Jayenge.
Daadi: Kaminne, Kutte, Haramkhor... Soja Chup Chaap.
|One day a Professor was talking about marriage in the class.|
Professor: What kind of Wife would you like Pappu?
Pappu: I would want a wife like the moon.
Professor: Wow !!! What a choice... So you want her to be Cool & Calm like the moon?
Pappu: No, no...
Professor: Oh, so you want her to be Round and white?
Pappu: No, no...
Professor: Oh, so you want her to be Fair and Beautiful like the moon?
Pappu: No, no... I want her to be Exactly like The MOON. Just Arrive at Night and Disappear in the Morning.