• Exactly like The MOON

    One day a Professor was talking about marriage in the class.

    Professor: What kind of Wife would you like Pappu?

    Pappu: I would want a wife like the moon.

    Professor: Wow !!! What a choice... So you want her to be Cool & Calm like the moon?

    Pappu: No, no...

    Professor: Oh, so you want her to be Round and white?

    Pappu: No, no...

    Professor: Oh, so you want her to be Fair and Beautiful like the moon?

    Pappu: No, no... I want her to be Exactly like The MOON. Just Arrive at Night and Disappear in the Morning.

    Professor fainted...
  • Pappu at His Best

    Principal: School Ka time 8 baje Ka Hai Aur Tum 9 Baje Aa Rahe Ho?
    Pappu: Sir Aap Na Mera Intezar Na Kiya Karo, Apne Time Se School Shuru Kar diya Karo.

    Santa: Oyee ! Tumne Apni Sagai Kyun Tod Di ??
    Pappu: Papa, Uska Koi Boyfriend Nahin Tha.
    Santa: To Phir Problem Kya Hai ?
    Pappu: Jo Aaj Tak Kisi Ki Nahin Ho Saki Wo Meri kya Hogi.

    Pappu Apni Gali Ke Ek Dukandar Se: Uncle Rang Gora Karne Waali Cream Hai???
    Dukandar: Haan Hai.
    Pappu: Toh Lagate Kyun Nahi, Main Roz Aapki Shakal Dekhkar Darr Jata Hun?

    Pappu: Daadi Neend nahi Aa Rahi. Hum Kuc Baate Karein?
    Daadi: Theek Hai.
    Pappu: Daadi Kya Hum Hamesha 5 Hi Rahenge? Aap, Mom, Dad,Main aur Behen.
    Daadi: Nahi Beta aapki shaadi Ho Jayegi Toh 6 Ho Jayenge.
    Pappu: Fir Behen Chali Jayegi Shaadi Karke Toh Phir 5 Ho Jayenge.
    Daadi: Beta Phir Aapka Beta Ho Jayega Toh 6 Ho Jayenge.
    Pappu: Phir Aap Mar Jaaogi Toh Hum Wapas 5 Ho Jayenge.
    Daadi: Kaminne, Kutte, Haramkhor... Soja Chup Chaap.
  • Pappu Jokes

    Pappu Bazaar Gaya. Wahan Use Papa Ke Ek Purane Dost Mil Gaye.
    Uncle: Pappu Beta, Kaise Ho ?
    Pappu: Ji, Badhiya ..........
    Uncle: Aur Papa ?
    Pappu: Ji Vo Bhi Badhiya.....
    Uncle: Bhai ?
    Pappu: Vo Bhi Theek Hai.....
    Uncle: Studies?
    Pappu: Vo Bhi Theek Chal Rahi Hai.
    Uncle: Aur Sunaao Pappu Beta, Kya Chal Raha Hai ?
    Pappu: Bematalab Ke Sawaal Jawaab.....!

    Teacher: A B C D Sunao..
    Pappu: A B C D...
    Teacher: Aur Sunao??
    Pappu: Sab Theek Hai Mam ji, Aap Sunao... Kya Chal Raha Hai Aajkal...?

    English Teacher: Wo Larki Sab Larkon Se Hans Kar Bat Krti Hai. Batao Is Sentence Mein Larki Kya Hai ? Pappu: Sir! Larki Chaalu Hai...!!!

    Teacher: Pappu, Iski English MEin Translate Karo: Larkiyan Yahan Se Guzar Chuki Hain.
    Pappu: Oh Shit! I Am Late...
  • Focus Hard!

    Teacher: What is the name of the capital city of Punjab ?

    Pappu: Amritsar.

    Teacher: Pappu, you are wrong, you need to focus more on your studies.

    Pappu: Please madam, can I ask you a few questions.

    Teacher: Yes, go ahead.

    Pappu: Do you know Jeeto ?

    Teacher: No.

    Pappu: Do you know Preeto ?

    Teacher: No.

    Pappu: Do you know Banto?

    Teacher: (Angry) Hell no! Who are all these people and why do you ask ?

    Pappu: Teacher, you need to Focus more on your husband.
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