|A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of blood.|
Trying to make the matter clearer, he said, "Now class, if I stood on my head, the blood as you know, would run into it and I should turn red in the face."
"Yes, sir," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in an ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
Pappu shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."
|A farmer was driving along the road with a load of manure.|
A little boy, Pappu, playing in front of his house, saw him and called, "What've you got in your truck?"
"Manure," the farmer replied.
"What are you going to do with it?" asked Pappu.
"Put it on strawberries," answered the farmer.
"You ought to live here," Pappu advised him. "We put sugar and cream on ours."
|A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of shopping. It was found by Pappu and returned to her.|
Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny and strange. When I lost my bag there was a 500 rupee note in it. Now there are ten 50 rupee notes."
Pappu quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward."
|A kindergarten teacher handed out a coloring page to her class.|
On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella. The teacher told her class to color the duck in yellow and the umbrella green, however, Pappu, the class rebel, colored the duck in a bright fire truck red.
After seeing this, the teacher asked him, "Pappu, how many times have you seen a red duck?"
Young Pappu replied with, "The same number of times I've seen a duck holding an umbrella."